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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"These idiots, they're not listening."
Family Guy (1999)
"You know what, we gotta prove it to them."
Family Guy (1999)
"Listen, I'm gonna go get some water."
Family Guy (1999)
"- You're gonna turn it into wine. - Cool."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, can you get me a Cracked magazine?"
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"Jesus Christ, unbelievable."
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"All right, I'll be back."
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"It's him. It's Jesus."
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"And his best pal, Peter. Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, wow."
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"- Fifteen minutes, Mr. Christ. - Wow."
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"Jesus, can you believe you're gonna get to meet Jay Leno?"
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"Why is it when Jesus revealed himself to the world, he became famous..."
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"...and when I did, I got suspended for five days?"
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"You know, I owe this all to you, Peter. You gave me the confidence I needed."
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"Never mind about that. Just go out there and knock them dead."
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"- Now, who are you? - Jesus Christ."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Who are you? - Jesus Christ."
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"- Who are you? - Jesus Christ!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Now go get them."
Family Guy (1999)
"Season three of Full House is out on DVD March 5th."
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"My next guest died for our sins, and it looks like he's back on the scene."
Family Guy (1999)
"What have you been doing since you've been back?"
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"You know, just kind of bumming around..."
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"...playing a little Call of Duty 4, eating Pinkberry."
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"We went out to the Viper Room, and he OD'd again."
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"Jesus Christ, everybody. We'll be right back with Joss Stone."
Family Guy (1999)
"- We're here for the Paris Hilton party. - Who are you?"
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"- It's all right, T, they're with me. - Hey, J.C., what's up?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Wow, a Paris Hilton party. Oh, this is so cool."
Family Guy (1999)
"Check it out, I have a cool bag too, and it has a dog in it like yours."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, Perez Hilton, how you doing, bitch?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Good, bitch. How are you, bitch? - Good, bitch."
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"Wow, I can't believe I'm really here."
Family Guy (1999)
"Who would've thought me, Peter Griffin, the guy who just two weeks ago..."
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"...drew a smiley face on his own testicle to make his son laugh...?"
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"I lost my train of thought, but this is really exciting. I'm having a blast."
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"- And it's all because of you, Jesus. - Hey, like I said, you got me here."
Family Guy (1999)
"Some might say you're my savior."
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"Me and Jesus"
Family Guy (1999)
"Come and hug and squeeze us"
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"Bright and I-love-you-ish"
Family Guy (1999)
"And he's also Jewish But he's not the least bit rude"
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"You bring me joy"
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"Me and Jesus What a happy pair"
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"We walk on air"
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"You ain't never had a friend like me."
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"Me and Jesus"
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"Those are words that please us"
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"With my new friend Peter"
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"Now back to the MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Dane Cook."
Family Guy (1999)
"Everybody, what's up? Dane Cook here in the house at the MTV Movie Awards."
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"What's up? What's up? You know what I hate?"
Family Guy (1999)
"When you eat an ice-cream cone, and it's cold, and you're all:"
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"You're like, Why didn't you warn me that's so cold?"
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"He's like, It's ice cream. You're like, Oh, man."
Family Guy (1999)
"But chicks don't do that because they use a spoon."
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"Ah. What's up? Su-Fi. Boo."
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"MySpace."
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"- Is he saying something funny? - I don't know."
Family Guy (1999)
"But he's moving around a lot, so I guess."
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"Ha-ha. He was on the Internet, and I'm in college. Ha-ha."
Family Guy (1999)
"Now to present the award..."
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"...for sickest on-screen gangsta pimp-out business..."
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"Hey, it's a pleasure to be here with you six interchangeable women."
Family Guy (1999)
"Last time I was down here on Earth, I only hung around with one whore."
Family Guy (1999)
"Come on, guys. Let's head over to my crib."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, you mind scooting over a little bit?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Ooh, sorry. Doesn't look like there's any room."
Family Guy (1999)
"What...? What do you mean?"
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"There's only one space left, and I promised it to that cow."
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"This is gonna be fun. I'm gonna stick my head out the sunroof..."
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"Whoo! I'm in Hollywood! See? I said I'd do it."
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"Put that thing away. We're trying to eat dinner."
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"I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called. I left him a message four hours ago."
Family Guy (1999)
"Maybe he doesn't have his phone."
Family Guy (1999)
"If it had gone straight to voicemail, the phone was off."
Family Guy (1999)
"If it rang six times, that means he didn't hear it."
Family Guy (1999)
"But it rang twice, Lois."
Family Guy (1999)
"That means the phone rang, he saw it was me..."
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"...he pressed a button and sent it to voicemail."
Family Guy (1999)
"You know what, give me your phone. I bet he'll pick up."
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"Hey, hey, Lois."
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"Hey, you, it's Peter."
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"We were supposed to do something today."
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"Uh, I forgot to tell you. I have a doctor's appointment today."
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"I'm actually there now."
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"Hey, look. Lindsay Lohan just took her top off."
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"Hey, I just drank a beer. Who wants to do me?"
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"I gotta go."
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"Can you believe the way Jesus is treating me?"
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"I thought he was my friend."
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"Look, fame and success do crazy things to people, Peter."
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"I'm sure deep down, he's still the same old Jesus."
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"He may need to figure that out in his own way."
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"Maybe. But one thing's for sure, Lois. None of this would have happened..."
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"...if somebody hadn't stolen my fucking Surfin ' Bird record."
Family Guy (1999)
"Tonight's top story. Local record-shop employee Jesus Christ..."
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"...was found in Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment..."
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"...face down and unconscious."
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"Police revived and arrested the disoriented Jesus..."
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"Brian, you think that's our Jesus?"
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"Griffin residence, Peter speaking."
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"Oh, yeah? Why should I?"
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"Well, what are you gonna do about it?"
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"All right, I'm coming."
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"Jesus Christ, look at you."
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"You had it all: Money, fame, eternal life."
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"The perfect hand for masturbating. And you blew it."
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"You let it all go to your head."
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"I know, Peter."
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"I guess it turns out I'm just as human as anyone else."
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"You want the truth? I think it's time for me to go."
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"This world's not ready for me yet. And I'm not ready for it."
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"I don't know, maybe I'll try coming back in another thousand years..."
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"...when I'm more mature."
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"Well, that's a very mature thing to say right there."
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"I think you're on your way."
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"Well, before I go, Peter, there's something I wanna give you."
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"Hold out your hands."
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