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Clips from NewsRadio - Awards Show (S03E03)

"Yes, you are. And thanks to that dress,"
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"Pardon me. What's that, buddy?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Maybe tonight's not the best night"
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"to be feeling your oats, okay, grandpa?"
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"Why don't you just grab the drink"
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"and move away from the lady."
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"All right? That's a good boy."
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"You know, you look like you've had enough, fella."
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"Lisa Miller of WNYX."
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"WNYX!"
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"WNYX."
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"Dave Nelson. WNYX, of course."
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"I didn't even know there was a category"
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"for electronics maintenance technicians."
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"Yeah, me neither."
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"different mailing addresses under various pseudonyms."
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"So, uh, probably got lost in the mail."
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"I guess you were just what this station needed."
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"Then thank you."
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"Yeah, I'm really not sure I understand"
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"the whole point of that story, but it does remind me"
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"Oh. The year was 1948,"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah! But the point is,"
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"he got a hernia from eatin' too much."
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"What do I gotta do? Draw you a picture?"
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"Hey! I know that dude."
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"Don't do any better than that."
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"Hey, what's wrong? This is supposed to be"
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"the happiest night of your life."
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"Oh, well, I..."
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"can't remember being more miserable."
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"What's the problem?"
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"The problem is, now what? You know, I--"
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"In my wildest dreams, I thought we'd get one ABSA, maybe two,"
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"Nowhere to go but down."
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"Me too. Attaboy."
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"Well, I wish I could give this one back."
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"Nixon? Yeah, I guess I did finish it."
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"You got it."
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"Yeah, what you've got there are most definitely"
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"Wow. You're sure though, right?"
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"one of the true greats"
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"of the Dead Ball Era. Mm, mm-hm?"
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"In fact, his locker was built on an anthill."
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"True story."
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"I want him arrested."
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"Joe? Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, look,"
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"Or maybe it's because every time a man"
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"comes within 10 feet of me, you puff out your chest"
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"Don't compare me to that glass-jawed punk."
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"Long night?"
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"Hey, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me."
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"Excuse me?"
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"I'm conversing with a fellow broadcaster."
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"Yeah, well, conversation's over, dude. Beat it."
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"Big words from a guy wearing"
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"Come on, man. You want a piece of me?"
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"That's what it says. Mm-hm."
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"I know who you are."
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"You know, you're doing some tremendous work over there."
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"I won my first ABSA when I was your age."
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"Oh. Yeah, I know--"
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"And then--"
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"Then I won this prize--"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"--right out of the gate and,"
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"jeez, I'm telling you, I was in way over my head."
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"But you were good enough to win the award."
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"No 29-year-old kid can stand the pressure"
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"I feel the pressure too. I do."
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"Yeah, it is tough, isn't it? It sure is."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"No, really. I'm serious."
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"I can't stop. I mean, the doctors tell me"
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"[LAUGHS] What do they know?"
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"So anyway, Dave."
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"Enjoy it."
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"You deserve it."
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"I just wanted to say congratulations."
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"That's really something. A clean sweep."
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"Go to hell, Costas."
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"Okay, see, this is the bee."
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"And this-- This is Nixon over here,"
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"Why is the bee so much bigger than Nixon?"
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"'Cause I'm good at drawing bees."
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"See, it's got wings like this. It's got stripes."
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"He looks like a prisoner."
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"No, no. Never mind."
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"This-- This is my dog and--"
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"Since when can a dog drive a car?"
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"There-- There is sugar scattered all over the place here."
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"Tread lightly."
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"Wait. Hang on. What?"
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"I know. I got you covered."
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"and listen to Dave's gut."
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"What am I gonna do about those people?"
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"Oh, you too, huh?"
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"'Cause their station manager, Marty Jackson,"
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"of our young radio executives--""
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"Well, we'll just see about that, sir."
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"What? What?"
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"Would you just please take a look at 'em 'cause..."
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"Dave, the point of the story is..."
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"Now? Now."
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"Oh, Cathy, they don't call me"
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"So what'd you do? Go out and buy a skinny tie"
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"The man inside."
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"[♪]"
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"gonna win this year is Hack Of The Decade."
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"[♪]"
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"You tell him, Dave."
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"What are you talkin' about? I'm tryin'--"
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"Well, Dave,"
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"That's good, right?"
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