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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - And the Answer Is... (S02E02)

My folks?

"My folks?"

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Well, at least that's what I call it. They call it kidnapping.

"Well, at least that's what I call it. They call it kidnapping."

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- Jonathan! - Let them go.

"- Jonathan! - Let them go."

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- They mean nothing to you. - Sure they do.

"- They mean nothing to you. - Sure they do."

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Because now you have to do what I want no matter what happens.

"Because now you have to do what I want no matter what happens."

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- I can't steal for you. - You can do anything.

"- I can't steal for you. - You can do anything."

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You're Superman, remember?

"You're Superman, remember?"

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All right, whoever you are.

"All right, whoever you are."

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Let's see what your fingerprints look like.

"Let's see what your fingerprints look like."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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What else did you touch?

"What else did you touch?"

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Hey, Superman, how's it going? We didn't make too much of a mess, did we?

"Hey, Superman, how's it going? We didn't make too much of a mess, did we?"

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Don't bother looking for me.

"Don't bother looking for me."

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I'm nowhere nearby, but my eyes are everywhere.

"I'm nowhere nearby, but my eyes are everywhere."

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- What do you want? - You remember that little job I mentioned?

"- What do you want? - You remember that little job I mentioned?"

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I forgot to tell you where to take the stuff.

"I forgot to tell you where to take the stuff."

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No diamonds, no parents.

"No diamonds, no parents."

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And if I smell anything funny, you'll be an orphan.

"And if I smell anything funny, you'll be an orphan."

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"Smell anything funny."

""Smell anything funny.""

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...there's no way either one of us could ever get through it.

"...there's no way either one of us could ever get through it."

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If you don't like it, Martha, just say it.

"If you don't like it, Martha, just say it."

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You don't often see something like that.

"You don't often see something like that."

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Star Stadium 52 Blitz Go Right Stun.

"Star Stadium 52 Blitz Go Right Stun."

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I breed them myself.

"I breed them myself."

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Now, unless you know something about getting rid of aphids, beat it.

"Now, unless you know something about getting rid of aphids, beat it."

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Now I do this.

"Now I do this."

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It's much more relaxing and definitely less painful.

"It's much more relaxing and definitely less painful."

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I know what you mean.

"I know what you mean."

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I'm looking for a man who was wearing one of these.

"I'm looking for a man who was wearing one of these."

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Oh, yeah, that's the 52 Blitz Go Right Stun all right.

"Oh, yeah, that's the 52 Blitz Go Right Stun all right."

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See, it's the only orchid that smells that way.

"See, it's the only orchid that smells that way."

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- Is your friend Swiss? - He doesn't sound it. Why do you ask?

"- Is your friend Swiss? - He doesn't sound it. Why do you ask?"

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Well, my biggest customer is Zurich Air.

"Well, my biggest customer is Zurich Air."

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They hand them out to all the first-class transatlantic passengers.

"They hand them out to all the first-class transatlantic passengers."

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Really?

"Really?"

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No, no. I can't call back later.

"No, no. I can't call back later."

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I wanna speak to someone who can tell me who flew with you the last couple of days.

"I wanna speak to someone who can tell me who flew with you the last couple of days."

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Is there a supervisor or someone in Zurich that I could speak to?

"Is there a supervisor or someone in Zurich that I could speak to?"

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I was gonna get an anniversary present for my parents.

"I was gonna get an anniversary present for my parents."

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- At... Once again, I'm running off. - Well, why should I be?

"- At... Once again, I'm running off. - Well, why should I be?"

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She helped me realize and even accept that people have separate lives...

"She helped me realize and even accept that people have separate lives..."

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Oh, you look fabulous in black, Clark.

"Oh, you look fabulous in black, Clark."

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Now, where are my parents?

"Now, where are my parents?"

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I don't think that they're enjoying their visit.

"I don't think that they're enjoying their visit."

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- They keep trying to find a way out. - Tell me where they are.

"- They keep trying to find a way out. - Tell me where they are."

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It warms my heart to watch them. There's something so...

"It warms my heart to watch them. There's something so..."

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Now tell me where they are.

"Now tell me where they are."

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Drop the diamonds in the fountain.

"Drop the diamonds in the fountain."

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...don't follow the courier.

"...don't follow the courier."

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Was that the deal? Was that what we said?

"Was that the deal? Was that what we said?"

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Well?

"Well?"

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I lied.

"I lied."

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- Isn't this fun? - Getting greedy, are we?

"- Isn't this fun? - Getting greedy, are we?"

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Might as well get stinking rich before we kill him.

"Might as well get stinking rich before we kill him."

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You look good in black.

"You look good in black."

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It's perfect with your skin tone.

"It's perfect with your skin tone."

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Perfect for a funeral.

"Perfect for a funeral."

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Maybe yours.

"Maybe yours."

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Perfect for robbing a jewelry store.

"Perfect for robbing a jewelry store."

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- Lois, I can explain. - Boy, do I know how to pick them.

"- Lois, I can explain. - Boy, do I know how to pick them."

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I thought that you were a decent and straight-up guy.

"I thought that you were a decent and straight-up guy."

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I thought that you were the last honest man. I thought that you were...

"I thought that you were the last honest man. I thought that you were..."

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I thought that you were Clark Kent.

"I thought that you were Clark Kent."

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Who are you?

"Who are you?"

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Lois...

"Lois..."

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What?

"What?"

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My mom and dad have been kidnapped.

"My mom and dad have been kidnapped."

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If I do anything that makes him suspicious, anything...

"If I do anything that makes him suspicious, anything..."

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...he might kill them.

"...he might kill them."

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Well, is he gonna let them go now?

"Well, is he gonna let them go now?"

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Thank you, Lois.

"Thank you, Lois."

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Someone should be covering your phone lines 24 hours a day.

"Someone should be covering your phone lines 24 hours a day."

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Is this okay, Mr. White?

"Is this okay, Mr. White?"

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Oh, yeah, Maxwell, that's fine. Let's get a composite of that.

"Oh, yeah, Maxwell, that's fine. Let's get a composite of that."

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Hey, Jimmy.

"Hey, Jimmy."

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That dress Lois has on, didn't she have that on yesterday?

"That dress Lois has on, didn't she have that on yesterday?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Jimmy, if you wanna be a newspaperman, you gotta be observant.

"Jimmy, if you wanna be a newspaperman, you gotta be observant."

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- Yeah. - You know, like he's been up all night...

"- Yeah. - You know, like he's been up all night..."

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You know what I think?

"You know what I think?"

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I think they eloped.

"I think they eloped."

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Sure, sergeant.

"Sure, sergeant."

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That jewelry store that got hit last night...

"That jewelry store that got hit last night..."

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Same nose, same chin, same glasses.

"Same nose, same chin, same glasses."

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Sergeant, you know us.

"Sergeant, you know us."

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No. No, I don't. But you got a double out there somewhere, Kent.

"No. No, I don't. But you got a double out there somewhere, Kent."

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...if I ask Superman to help you find your thief, could you do me a favor?

"...if I ask Superman to help you find your thief, could you do me a favor?"

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We need some information from Zurich Air...

"We need some information from Zurich Air..."

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Badge number 0864.

"Badge number 0864."

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I know.

"I know."

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- But if he doesn't... - He will.

"- But if he doesn't... - He will."

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If he doesn't...

"If he doesn't..."

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...I want you to know, I wouldn't trade a minute of our life together.

"...I want you to know, I wouldn't trade a minute of our life together."

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That's what made me love you in the first place.

"That's what made me love you in the first place."

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You were a tower of strength and understanding.

"You were a tower of strength and understanding."

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You're the best man I know, Jonathan.

"You're the best man I know, Jonathan."

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I loved you then, and I love you now.

"I loved you then, and I love you now."

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Martha, about the gift certificate...

"Martha, about the gift certificate..."

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Lois, look at this.

"Lois, look at this."

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It sure does. It's an alias Nigel St. John used when he was working with Lex Luthor.

"It sure does. It's an alias Nigel St. John used when he was working with Lex Luthor."

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Jason T. Mayzik?

"Jason T. Mayzik?"

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As in Mayzik Jewelers?

"As in Mayzik Jewelers?"

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Yes, as in Mayzik Jewelers. Wait here.

"Yes, as in Mayzik Jewelers. Wait here."

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When pigs fly.

"When pigs fly."

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You're not bothering me at all, Miss Lane. No, I'm honored.

"You're not bothering me at all, Miss Lane. No, I'm honored."

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So are yours, Mr. Kent. Yours are just super.

"So are yours, Mr. Kent. Yours are just super."

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Janacek?

"Janacek?"

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No I don't, I don't. Why? Why do you ask?

"No I don't, I don't. Why? Why do you ask?"

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We're trying to trace him for a story we're doing...

"We're trying to trace him for a story we're doing..."

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No, I didn't.

"No, I didn't."

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I lost my wallet last week. My credit cards were in it.

"I lost my wallet last week. My credit cards were in it."

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- You don't seem too worried. - You report them lost, get new ones.

"- You don't seem too worried. - You report them lost, get new ones."

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But what I'm really impressed by is your resourcefulness.

"But what I'm really impressed by is your resourcefulness."

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I'm really sorry I couldn't be of any more help.

"I'm really sorry I couldn't be of any more help."

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- Well, thank you for your time. - Oh, no. My pleasure.

"- Well, thank you for your time. - Oh, no. My pleasure."

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Believe me.

"Believe me."

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That woman is a menace.

"That woman is a menace."

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...have to do something about her. - We are following my agenda, not yours.

"...have to do something about her. - We are following my agenda, not yours."

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She's been a thorn in my side for far too long.

"She's been a thorn in my side for far too long."

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Anything to see your sunny smile.

"Anything to see your sunny smile."

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