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Clips from Nathan for You - Gas Station/Caricature Artist (S01E01)
"WHY DOES IT HELP YOU IF YOU DRINK YOUR GRANDSON'S PEE?"
Nathan for You
"- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, YEAH."
Nathan for You
"- WHO SAYS THAT? - MY GRANDMA."
Nathan for You
"- YOUR GRANDMA SAID-- - LONG TIME AGO, YEAH."
Nathan for You
"- YOU DRINK YOUR GRANDSON'S PEE IF YOU GET SCARED?"
Nathan for You
"- NOT GRANDSON'S. ANY LITTLE KID."
Nathan for You
"- YOU DRINK ANY--"
Nathan for You
"- NOT OVER AGE OF FIVE,"
Nathan for You
"BECAUSE BEFORE OVER AGE OF FIVE,"
Nathan for You
"IT'S TERRIBLE."
Nathan for You
"- I HAVE NEVER-- - I AM SERIOUS ABOUT IT."
Nathan for You
"- BUT WHY--"
Nathan for You
"- YEAH, IF YOU'RE SCARED,"
Nathan for You
"YOU DRINK THE SMALL CHILD'S PEE."
Nathan for You
"- I WILL ASK, I GUESS."
Nathan for You
"NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE"
Nathan for You
"MAKE IT IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD."
Nathan for You
"- IT'S TOUGH BUSINESS."
Nathan for You
"YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE $1.75 GASOLINE ANYMORE."
Nathan for You
"PUTTING THE REBATE BOX ATOP CHILEO"
Nathan for You
"- IF SOME OF THEM IS GONNA CLAIM IT,"
Nathan for You
"- UH..."
Nathan for You
"WE IMPLEMENTED THE OFFER."
Nathan for You
"BUT, NO, I DON'T WANT THE REBATE."
Nathan for You
"- HEY, I'M BACK."
Nathan for You
"- I'VE HIKED. I LIKE HIKING."
Nathan for You
"- I'VE NEVER BEEN UP THERE BEFORE."
Nathan for You
"I HEAR THE VIEW IS BEAUTIFUL."
Nathan for You
"HOWEVER, BE ASSURED THAT ONCE THEY GET UP THERE,"
Nathan for You
"BUT FIRST, DO YOU FIND THIS DRAWING FUNNY?"
Nathan for You
"I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE '89."
Nathan for You
"- BUT I DON'T THINK IT MAKES ME LAUGH."
Nathan for You
"- UM, I'VE GOT--I'VE GOTTEN MORE NEGATIVE REACTIONS"
Nathan for You
"FROM GOING EXTREME THAN POSITIVE REACTIONS."
Nathan for You
"- LITTLE SQUINTY EYES AND BIG BUCK TEETH."
Nathan for You
"I LEFT HIM WITH A FEW EDGY CONCEPTS OF MY OWN TO WORK ON,"
Nathan for You
"AND YOU HAVE TO DRAW A COUPLE."
Nathan for You
"UM, DO YOU THINK THIS ONE, UH...HMM..."
Nathan for You
"WE COULD TRY IT OUT, SEE HOW IT GOES."
Nathan for You
"I MEAN, THE PEARL HARBOR THING IS ALMOST NOT EVEN A JOKE."
Nathan for You
"THE REST OF GREG'S NEW EDGY CARICATURES LOOKED GREAT,"
Nathan for You
"- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL IT ALL WENT TODAY?"
Nathan for You
"PEOPLE LAUGHED. I SAW PEOPLE LAUGHING."
Nathan for You
"AND HE'S, LIKE, A VERY--"
Nathan for You
"HE HAS, LIKE, A VERY IMPORTANT ROLE IN OUR FAMILY,"
Nathan for You
"IT JUST--"
Nathan for You
"IT WAS A REAL SHAME THAT GREG CHOSE TO END THE DAY"
Nathan for You
"ON SUCH A TASTELESS NOTE."
Nathan for You
"HE TRULY WAS THE KING OF STING."
Nathan for You
"I BEGAN TO DOUBT"
Nathan for You
"TO GET THAT REBATE."
Nathan for You
"I LOVE BEING OUT HERE OUT OF THE CITY,"
Nathan for You
"- LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP MY KID TILL 3:00 TOMORROW."
Nathan for You
"ALL RIGHT, SO THE NEXT RIDDLE IS UNDER A ROCK."
Nathan for You
"BUT AFTER NEARLY AN HOUR OF RIDDLES,"
Nathan for You
"IT'S JUST DARK, IT'S HARD TO READ THEM."
Nathan for You
"BUT I HAD TENTS AND CAMPING GEAR ON HAND."
Nathan for You
"BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC, AND HOOPER?"
Nathan for You
"- BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON,"
Nathan for You
"HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN 23 YEARS OR SO."
Nathan for You
"- THAT'S NOT LAURIE. - YES, IT'S ON LAURIE."
Nathan for You
"BUT YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A PERSON SO FAR."
Nathan for You
"AND I'M GONNA GO PLAY A PRANK ON THE GIRLS' TENT."
Nathan for You
"THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO CAMP OUT"
Nathan for You
"- OVER THE PAST 24 HOURS,"
Nathan for You
"EVEN MORE VALUABLE THAN A REBATE--FRIENDSHIP."
Nathan for You
"- THE NEXT DAY, I HEADED BACK TO SEVAN GAS"
Nathan for You
"- YOU WANNA GET YOUR REBATE, HUH?"
Nathan for You
"- RAY PREMUS. - OH."
Nathan for You
"- NO, JUST ANYONE'S PEE."
Nathan for You
"- MAYBE THEY CAN DRINK MY GRANDSON'S PEE."
Nathan for You
"- WHY-- - BECAUSE IT'S CLEAN."
Nathan for You
"IT REALLY HELPS."
Nathan for You
"IT HELPS. I HEARD FROM MY GRANDMA."
Nathan for You
"- THANK YOU FOR GIVING THIS IDEA."
Nathan for You
"THIS IS, UM, YOUR VERSION OF AN ASIAN BUSINESSMAN."
Nathan for You
"[laughter]"
Nathan for You
"IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE."
Nathan for You
"- THANK YOU."
Nathan for You
"- OH! RAY!"
Nathan for You
"AND THOSE THREE PEOPLE TURNED OUT TO BE"
Nathan for You
"- IT WORKS, BUT LET'S SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE"
Nathan for You
"HER BOYFRIEND IS LOOKING AT A HUMMINGBIRD'S PENIS"
Nathan for You
"I'VE BEEN RESTING FOR A MILLION YEARS,"
Nathan for You
"SO I WANT YOU TO CHARGE $1.75 PER GALLON."
Nathan for You
"WHAT I REALIZED IS THAT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THIS"
Nathan for You
"- ♪ NOW I'M IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ♪"
Nathan for You
"- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - I'M SERIOUS."
Nathan for You
"IT PROVED TO BE AN INSTANT HIT,"
Nathan for You
"WEREN'T JUST CHEAPSKATES LOOKING FOR A DEAL."
Nathan for You
"YOU CAN FIND A WREATH MADE OF ME"
Nathan for You
"WHEN I BEGAN THIS THING,"
Nathan for You
"AND THAT WILL CURE EVERY DISEASE?"
Nathan for You
"SO NOW WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'VE TAUGHT YOU,"
Nathan for You
"ALL RIGHT, DAY TWO."
Nathan for You
"I BEGAN TO SEE THAT RAY, LAURIE, AND ELIZABETH"
Nathan for You
"I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU WOULD WANNA LEAVE."
Nathan for You
"WE'D HAVE TO INSERT THE PAPER INTO A BOX OR SOMETHING"
Nathan for You
"BUT AS WE SHUTTLED TO THE BASE OF CHILEO,"
Nathan for You
"YOU KNOW, BUT AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CLAIM THE REBATE,"
Nathan for You
"I MIGHT--I MIGHT--"
Nathan for You
"THREE PEOPLE WITH SO MUCH FREE TIME"
Nathan for You
"- ROCK."
Nathan for You
"YEAH, WE'RE HERE."
Nathan for You
"[dramatic music]"
Nathan for You
"- I LIKE YOU, JASON ALEXANDER. I FIND YOU SEXY."
Nathan for You
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
Nathan for You
"YOU DON'T WANT TO GET IN PEOPLE'S WAY OR ANYTHING,"
Nathan for You
"- BUT I WAS WRONG. THE GUY LOVED IT."
Nathan for You
"[both laugh]"
Nathan for You
"AND IT WAS AMAZING TO WATCH HIM WORK."
Nathan for You
"- WHAT PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE IS IT OVER?"
Nathan for You
"- YEAH, YOU CAN'T MISS THAT. - NO."
Nathan for You
"WOULD DROP OUT BEFORE REACHING THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN."
Nathan for You
"- YEAH. - LET'S DO THIS."
Nathan for You
"UM..."
Nathan for You
"I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE STAYED ASLEEP"
Nathan for You
"- YEAH."
Nathan for You
"BUT OUT HERE I DO NOT MAKE A PEEP."
Nathan for You
"♪ NOW YOU'RE IN ANOTHER SPACE ♪"
Nathan for You
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