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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Uh, kinda seems like a design flaw... We could start drinking it."
Archer (2009)
"Well, plus I'm pretty thirsty."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, it's blood. I'm pretty thirsty."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"You have to be ready to go"
Archer (2009)
"the second that the airlock is clear!"
Archer (2009)
"Clear? Yes! Yes?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, what could possibly go wrong..."
Archer (2009)
"Time to deminiaturization--"
Archer (2009)
"4 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"Airlock purged."
Archer (2009)
"What're we doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Ah!"
Archer (2009)
"Hard to starboard!"
Archer (2009)
"Exciting, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"- Eyedropper! - One minute."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, are we gonna make it?"
Archer (2009)
"Michael..."
Archer (2009)
"Thirty seconds."
Archer (2009)
"Eyedropper!"
Archer (2009)
"10 seconds."
Archer (2009)
"Nine, eight, seven..."
Archer (2009)
"Six, five... Go, go, go-- get out of here!"
Archer (2009)
"Four, three,"
Archer (2009)
"two, one."
Archer (2009)
"Huh."
Archer (2009)
"But-- so, is there a steakhouse around?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and do they have flowerpot bread?"
Archer (2009)
"All right, so now listen--"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, no, I will not listen,"
Archer (2009)
"because you no longer exist in my world."
Archer (2009)
"So take this unlucky baby..."
Archer (2009)
"the first being that you people will no longer be a stain"
Archer (2009)
"This is all I've ever known, it's-- Shh!"
Archer (2009)
"his miniaturization process lives on"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger out!"
Archer (2009)
"Which..."
Archer (2009)
"the magnum opus of what was surely the greatest mind"
Archer (2009)
"And so you work your whole life for something, for a cause,"
Archer (2009)
"and in the end what do you have to show for it?"
Archer (2009)
"no songs of heroic deeds..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, if you fed her, like you said you did,"
Archer (2009)
"why is she still hungry?"
Archer (2009)
"Who knows with her? A tapeworm?"
Archer (2009)
"but I don't want to risk my life on shady missions"
Archer (2009)
"I have a child to raise."
Archer (2009)
"Why would you wanna work for those Ivy League white-shoe D.C. pricks?"
Archer (2009)
"That's not who we are!"
Archer (2009)
"We're the outsiders, the scrappy underdogs!"
Archer (2009)
"and our Lupus is an openly gay cyborg"
Archer (2009)
"dying of sepsis in a wheelbarrow!"
Archer (2009)
"Because, you peawit,"
Archer (2009)
"Well..."
Archer (2009)
"Because look around!"
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. I was gonna say "yes.""
Archer (2009)
"Look around, we are surrounded by--"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"- What the shit? - What the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"Just think if I ever worked out."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I was saying that look at"
Archer (2009)
"all that muscle fiber, out there,"
Archer (2009)
"Nereus to mission control--"
Archer (2009)
"What? What Tang?"
Archer (2009)
"Why would there be Tang?"
Archer (2009)
"If our electrolytes get out of balance--"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, we've only got 57 minutes"
Archer (2009)
"We get it."
Archer (2009)
"how can we help you find out where we are?"
Archer (2009)
"This is Mission Control, over."
Archer (2009)
"You were saying?"
Archer (2009)
"Goosebumps..."
Archer (2009)
"Really wish you'd quit dicking around."
Archer (2009)
"The injection was botched..."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger... asshole..."
Archer (2009)
"No! Ew!"
Archer (2009)
"Say again, Control, what is our twenty?"
Archer (2009)
"It appears you're in Kovacs' left foot."
Archer (2009)
"How is that possibly good?"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, where do you keep the fruity drink powder?"
Archer (2009)
"How noble. Well, no, I'd still bitch about it."
Archer (2009)
"And I think I've earned that right."
Archer (2009)
"What's wrong, why aren't they moving?"
Archer (2009)
"Nereus, this is Mission Control--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not in the mood for right now--"
Archer (2009)
"That would be second on said list."
Archer (2009)
"What is it, does she need to be fed?"
Archer (2009)
"She seems like a normal baby weight."
Archer (2009)
"and everyone's Kickstarter has merit."
Archer (2009)
"We're bailing!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, eat several dicks, Slater!"
Archer (2009)
"Your people shot us in this guy's foot, not us!"
Archer (2009)
"Well? Are we bailing or not?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes! - No!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God... Seriously,"
Archer (2009)
"shit or get off the pot."
Archer (2009)
"like...it was literally a pot."
Archer (2009)
"Because forgetting, for the moment, that Dr. Kovacs will die"
Archer (2009)
"if we don't laser that blood clot, how-- With the laser,"
Archer (2009)
"we cut a hole in his foot,"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, we're the size of a bacteria--"
Archer (2009)
"Bacterium."
Archer (2009)
"So no one could see us--"
Archer (2009)
"until 48 minutes from now,"
Archer (2009)
"To get from his foot all the way to his brain"
Archer (2009)
"would take, like-- literally one minute."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, I think you mean figur-- Literally."
Archer (2009)
"Good luck, I've got negative one bars."
Archer (2009)
"Or we could just ask me, the woman who graduated from Harvard Medical School"
Archer (2009)
"summa cum laude. With a minor in Spanish bragging..."
Archer (2009)
"A-- that was Latin. He knows."
Archer (2009)
"tricuspid valve, right ventricle,"
Archer (2009)
"pulmonic valve, pulmonary artery,"
Archer (2009)
"into the lungs, pulmonary veins,"
Archer (2009)
"left atrium, mitral valve,"
Archer (2009)
"left ventricle, aortic valve,"
Archer (2009)
"aorta, common carotid artery..."
Archer (2009)
"Internal carotid artery, and then..."
Archer (2009)
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