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Clips from Gravity Falls - Soos and the Real Girl (S02E02)

"Just remember what your love crew taught you!"
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"- What are her stories? - Interesting!"
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"Oh, hi, Soos."
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"Are you ready for a date with me?"
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"I totally am."
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"I ate the decorational bamboo in a Chinese restaurant."
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"Well, you know, I just sort of say whatever pops into my--"
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"Soos, are you okay?"
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"- No, I'm fine. - Everything's fine."
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"You are spitting an awful lot."
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"Uh, could you sit tight?"
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"I have go to the bathroom for a long time."
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"Not in a weird way."
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"Or maybe it's pronounced Giffany."
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"- I was never really sure. - Soos, get a grip on yourself."
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"Take it from someone who brought"
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"an arcade game to life. This will not end well."
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"Oh, boy."
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"far away from all electronics and people?"
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"- Soos, what's going on? - No time to explain!"
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"So about all this,"
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"I may have purchased a dating simulator"
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"I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe."
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"Soos, these are children."
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"On three, we split."
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"One, two..."
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"I'm gonna eat your face like pizza."
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"I've got you surrounded, Soos. There is no way out."
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"I'll do anything you want. I promise."
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"How's about you and me hit the town?"
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"I honestly remember this place being a lot more fun when I was a kid."
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"Believe it or not, I've been on worse dates."
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"- Really? - Never date a magician."
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"Oh, hey, you wouldn't maybe be interested"
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"I'm going back home to Portland in a few weeks"
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"A relationship with a girl that I can only see through my computer,"
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"Have you been following us all day?"
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"Soos's life is my soap opera."
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"♪ you can't stop the party ♪"
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"♪ we're gonna get married ♪"
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"♪ it's a great idea ♪"
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"♪ This was a mistake, what-- ♪"
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"Braces, braces caught in the screen door!"
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"Soos! You saved me!"
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"Just doing my job, hambone!"
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"- No. - Not really."
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"Punch!"
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"You are gonna make the other grandmas"
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"Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month."
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"But he's like the poor man's Soos!"
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"I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now."
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"before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels."
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"And with grandpa!"
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"No, he is not there."
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"Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement."
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"For abuelita."
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"I'm dead."
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"Its face reminds everyone of the inevitability of death."
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"What?"
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"Sure, he's a little rusty around the edges,"
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"Kill it!"
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"Just use your mouth to say words that makes romance happen."
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"Soos? What was that all about?"
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"Did someone say flirting?"
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"I'd get a date by the end of the week."
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"Finally, my prayers for a chance"
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"Soos, a little advice: you need to get rich."
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"Or lie about being rich."
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"Don't listen to Stan, dude."
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"Oh... Would you look at that..."
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"Soos, you help us so much, it's time we help you, dude."
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"To the mall!"
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"are you ready to explode a charm bomb"
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"on these poor, unsuspecting ladies?"
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"I'm gonna look at them!"
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"Eye contact."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Confidence!"
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"Wrong?"
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"What in the?"
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"What is this living nightmare?"
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"Oh, yeah, that's Will E. Badger."
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"Take my money! Take it all!"
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"Oh!"
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"You're in over your head, gramps!"
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"Animatronics is a young man's game!"
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"You couldn't handle the hardcore life of the pizza robot manager."
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"You will find the right girl, you just need to stick with it."
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"Feel it, it's muscle."
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"He can't see me like this!"
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"You're the only ones who could love me..."
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"Fighty Hogg, Dr. Punch Head MD."
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"Well, I guess you are better at games than at flirting."
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"This is the third time someone's brought that back."
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"And there's a note on it that says destroy at all costs."
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"Like the-- oh, she's dead."
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"Man, I can't wait for the year 2000."
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"When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom..."
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"Anthyding can hadplen."
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"Oh, hi there."
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"I'm a school girl at school university,"
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"Ah. I messed up."
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"Try again."
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"Wow! I'm learning."
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"And games are making it fun."
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"What would you like to talk about?"
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"I'd rather just click your face."
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"I don't know why anyone abandoned it."
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"And I'm sure, you'll never abandon me, new boy friend."
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"This animatronic badger sings, it dances."
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"Hey, have you guys seen Soos?"
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"We're supposed to help him with matchmaking today."
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"Yeah! I wore my motivational sweater and everything."
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"It's the first time he's missed work ever."
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"Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes."
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"Ah, you're pretty."
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"And so agreeable."
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"We're going back to the mall, man."
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"Soos, you don't have to wish her goodbye."
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"It's just a game!"
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