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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Pilot (S01E01)

"You have to try, too."
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"You're never on my side."
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"Eddie. Eddie, wait!"
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"Hey, mom."
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"This is my girlfriend, Kim."
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"Hi, Mrs. Huang."
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"- I'm gonna walk her home, okay? - Bye, Mrs. Huang."
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"Mom."
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"There's a fat kid at school named J.J., and he's hilarious."
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"Comic sans. That's a funny font."
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"Thank you."
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"It's a great resume."
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"Yeah, I've always wanted to work at a Golden Corral."
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"Yes, it is. Isn't it? This is Cattleman's Ranch."
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"But I thought like a spin-off of Golden Corral 'cause it's got all the same stuff."
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"Well, that bear is the same."
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"No, that bear is brown."
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"At Golden Corral, the bear is black."
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"Completely different snake."
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"Okay, yeah. Look, you're the boss."
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"If you tell me this is not a Golden Corral,"
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"- I'm gonna believe you. - No, it's completely different."
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"I'm... I mean, I'm not super crazy,"
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"'cause it does look exactly the same."
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"This is the original Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse."
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"- So there's more than one? - N-no, there's just one."
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"There's no other restaurant like it, okay?"
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"So, Mitch, tell me... where are you from?"
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"Orlando, born and raised."
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"I love Orlando."
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"Where else am I gonna see an alligator"
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"run out on the street and eat a cat?"
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"I am a cat person, too."
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"- That's good. - Yeah."
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"Mitch, you're hired."
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"Well, Evan is not going to school today."
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"His body is rejecting white culture,"
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"which make me kind of proud."
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"Good job, Evan."
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"Mom, no! I don't want Chinese lunch!"
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"I want white-people food!"
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"The kids at school will get used to it!"
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"Ugh! You're never on my side."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'll be fine."
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"Kids aren't teasing you about your lunch?"
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"- Hey, Emery! - Hey, what's up?"
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"Oh, hey, Emery. You coming to my birthday party next weekend?"
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"Hey, boo. Got you a soda."
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"Why aren't chicks bringing me soda?"
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"You want it too much."
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"Hey, Mitch. Hey. How's the lunch..."
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"- Get the word out there. - No."
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"I need your caucasian features to work now!"
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"My wife is not a patient woman."
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"Have you ever seen a woman yelling at seeds?"
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"- "Grow! Grow!" - I hear you."
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"You know, my mom is the worst roommate."
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"It's like, if you're making toast, make us both toast."
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"Uh, that's why there's two slots, you know?"
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"I talked to my sister today."
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"My brother bought a brand-new miata."
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"- I think it's new. - No."
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"- New. - No."
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"Eddie, why are you eating so much?"
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"Didn't you eat your lunch today?"
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"Yeah, but I'm still hungry."
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"Oh, okay."
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"How you like the xiaolongbao I pack you?"
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"I did not pack xiaolongbao!"
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"Okay. Fine."
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"I threw my lunch away."
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"- I cannot believe you, Eddie! - Come on, Eddie."
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"- That's wasteful, man. - This is good food I make."
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"You love my food."
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"I need white-people lunch."
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"That gets me a seat at the table."
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"And then you get to change the rules."
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"Represent, like nas says."
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"I'm not trying to eat with the janitor for the rest of my life."
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"I got big plans."
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"First, get a seat at the table."
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"Second, meet Shaq."
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"Third, change the game."
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"Possibly with the help of Shaq."
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"That filthy music you listen to turned you into a poet, boy."
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"What is this white-people lunch?"
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"This is where lunchables live, mom."
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"If we get separated, try and join a white family."
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"You will be safe there until I can find you."
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"This is not how I like to shop."
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"This place looks like a hospital."
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"They make me feel so calm."
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"Wow."
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"Everything fits perfectly inside the box."
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"Awesome!"
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"You want to fit inside a box?"
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"- Why are you so American? - Fiesta tortilla chip? Free sample."
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"This is free? Okay!"
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"Everyone getting ready for the shoot? You good, Nancy?"
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"Can I have Saturday off? I'm deejaying a bat mitzvah."
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"Nope."
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"Hey, Joe, no Margaritas till after the shoot, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Mr. Cattleman."
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"How we feeling? We all ready to go?"
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"Uh, not really."
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"I feel like I've told you numerous times."
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"I don't want to do this, but all you do is smile and nod."
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"No, you're doing it. No, that... you're doing it."
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"What is all this, Louis?"
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"A commercial? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"How much is this going to cost us?!"
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"I miss our family and friends in Washington, D.C."
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"And Emery..."
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"well, Emery's doing surprisingly well."
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"But all you care about is the stupid restaurant,"
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"which is the whole reason I agreed to move here!"
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"Because you say it was doing well!"
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"It's not doing well! And so I am worried about money."
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