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Clips from The Detour - The Job (S02E02)

"Who said forced? I said it was arranged."
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"Oh, whatever."
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"This dingo..."
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"I compared him to a dog that eats babies."
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"while you're throwing your hard-earned cash at him."
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"Everyone here knows about my jet."
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"to third-world nations?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"A terrible one."
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"I am in a business deal with Nate here."
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"But that's because I think"
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"that would help supplement my teachings."
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"an actual supplement salesman cold-called me."
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"You bet."
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"It's what separates us from Mars!"
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"It's on the pamphlet."
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"I accept Jesus as my lord and savior!"
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"Looks like we're in business together, Nate."
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"Let's call it 200,000 units."
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"- What? - Yeah, I don't know."
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"And I'm like,"
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"Did we get off on the right floor?"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"- I moved from Syracuse for this. - I quit my last job for this."
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"Who's the boss here?"
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"We don't have any power! For real this time!"
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"My father gave me it before he walked out on us."
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"- Big Tuna! - Goddamn Big Tuna!"
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"- He went to get my mom. - Can't wait to see her."
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"_"
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"Hey, there, Gummy Bear."
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"Daddy's back."
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"Holy shit."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"I'm starting to lose my patience."
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"We got the results of your lie-detector test."
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"To the question "did you move to New York City?""
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"you answered "yes," which was truthful."
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""Yes." Also truthful."
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""Was the job dealing in illegal products?""
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"You answered "no," which was deceptive."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Hey, then turn your light off if somebody's in there!"
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"God. I'm gonna be late for SoulCycle."
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"It's Amanda K."
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"- Then take Amanda J.'s class. - Amanda J.?"
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"Amanda J. Just plays regular deep house."
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"What are you doing? Are you praying?"
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"- Hey. - Hm?"
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"- Are you praying? - No."
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"I was just having a little faith that a cab will come along"
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"and, uh, you know, putting some good vibes out there."
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"- To whom? - To anyone who's listening."
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"Nobody's listening."
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"That was luck."
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"All right. Call it what you want."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna call it luck."
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"Oh, is it the same thing?"
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"Last I checked, wars aren't fought in the name of luck."
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"Okay. Children aren't abused because of luck."
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"And I'm quite certain there's no such thing as organized luck."
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"- Yeah, it's Amanda K. - Okay."
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"Hey, can't you just be appreciative"
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"of how great our life is right now?"
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"- You know what I did? - You got a job."
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"Yes, I know. But before that."
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"I prayed."
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"I prayed, and someone answered that prayer."
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"Someone's listening."
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"Did God set you up on Linkedln?"
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"No, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first person"
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"Bye."
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"in an over-regulated economy."
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"What the hell are you doing, son?"
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"Hm?"
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"You're not praying, are you?"
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"Come on, grow up."
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"It's too tough on my wife and my kids."
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"God, I just hired an assistant."
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"Here's your coffee, Mr. Parker."
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"Time to fire her. Everyone, really."
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"Because you're the boss."
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"T.G.I. Friday, bossman."
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"Historically speaking,"
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"Friday is the best day to fire people."
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"Great."
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"for convincing me to pull the trigger."
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"Okay."
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"I-I feel like, for the first time"
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"since I've lost my son,"
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"- You're gonna be fine. - I don't want to be fine."
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"This is not the end of our relationship."
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"Look, I have a little hacienda down in Cuba."
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"I call it the Robin's Nest."
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"That's my wife's name."
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"Must be a sign!"
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"Why don't you all come on down, kick back..."
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"Look, I appreciate the offer, all right,"
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"Nate, it's over."
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"No! I have faith in this product, sir."
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"They're just water pills."
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"I have got a very promising lead."
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"If I can land him, he represents a lot of revenue."
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"- Sure. - Yes!"
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"Yeah!"
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"And in Brooklyn? That's asking a lot."
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"Guys, look, this is a really important"
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"business deal for my company, okay?"
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"So I need you all to act really cool, okay, really normal."
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"Why are you looking at me? I didn't say anything."
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"But, you know, if they were, you know, no judgment."
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"♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪"
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"♪ I say coulda, shoulda, woulda ♪"
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"♪ Say goodbye to your sons and your daughters ♪"
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"♪ Say goodbye to them ♪"
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"Welcome, Parkers."
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"Meet my lovely wife, Laura."
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"Hey. Good to see you, man. How are you?"
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"- Laura, this is Nate. - G'day."
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"Oh, hey, hey. How are you?"
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