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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - This Is Us (S03E03)

"So many women!"
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"My wife for one."
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"I already pay taxes for public school."
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"Why would I spend an extra four grand a year on private."
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"St. Orlando's is a year-round school."
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"No summer vacation?"
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"I could just stick my kids"
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"Certainly, but half the kids are forced to be there"
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"because they're, forgive me, "Dum-dums.""
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"for your school's football program."
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"There's no football here."
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"We teach only the "Networking" sports..."
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"Golf, squash, birding."
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"Oh, we don't have teachers."
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"We hire specialists in their field."
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"- Continue. - We're private,"
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"so we can easily fire"
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"any underperforming consultants."
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"go on to Ivy League schools?"
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"The first step to doctor-president."
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"than any other school in Orlando."
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"who is already academically strong,"
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"We could send him into the stratosphere."
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"is also a St. Orlando's alum."
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"One tuition, please."
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"Goodbye, Mommy."
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"Tell the family I'll see them in six months."
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"W-We're not a boarding school."
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"Ah."
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"Evan can just learn tennis from his brother."
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"We can't do that."
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"I'll pay for P.E., but no English."
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"We don't offer private school a la carte."
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"I'll pay the whole year up front,"
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"First your son must be accepted into this school."
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"There is an application."
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"Okay, sure. Whatever."
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"I'll fill it out right now."
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"It's more involved than that."
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"We need letters of recommendation,"
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"But..."
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"Diversity."
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"Oh, we don't have to worry about that here."
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"We're private."
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"So, I have to earn the privilege"
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"to pay your ridiculous tuition?"
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"If my son doesn't get into Harvard,"
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"I want a full refund."
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"♪"
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"You want to buy my restaurant?"
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"Well, I've already conquered music,"
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"and it's time to diversify my brand."
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"with his chicken restaurants..."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, I'm flattered,"
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"but my restaurant's not for sale."
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"I moved my whole family down here for this,"
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"What if I come in as a silent partner?"
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"I'd get a stake of the company,"
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"and you get a big cash infusion."
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"Which you can use to buy your house."
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"Ayy!"
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"That does sound like a good deal."
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"But Jessica and I have a rule..."
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"Sorry, but the answer is no."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"I'm s... I don't know what happened."
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"It's okay."
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"It was worth a shot."
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"I slipped on a bouquet of white roses."
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"I always wear underwear. Look."
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"What's going on?"
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"We're turning your boring gradation video"
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"into gold."
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"_"
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"Trent, I can't believe you're a Sparrow Scout."
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"I know how to filet a trout."
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"What can you filet?"
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"Who wrote this bubble?"
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"Who thinks this?"
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"No, I want to know."
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"We should probably update this to include private school."
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"Should I get the Wite-Out?"
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"We look at them, feel shame,"
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"and never talk about them again."
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"I'm just showing Evan our life plans."
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"Oh, great."
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"You know, I was just thinking about"
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"how well we've done with those."
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"about sticking to the plan."
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"Uh, we sure are."
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"Never stray no matter what."
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"Otherwise, what's the point of a plan, right?"
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"Right."
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"but I did all the collage work."
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"I didn't."
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"Hmm."
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"You're not gonna tell him about private school?"
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"Let's get you in first."
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"Evan got a kangaroo sticker in math."
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"We don't believe in letter grades."
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"Well, St. Orlando's does,"
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"what grade a kangaroo represents,"
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"would you say "A"?"
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"I'd say a "B.""
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"Your daughter attends St. Orlando's, right?"
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"As the parent of a current student,"
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"You're an alumna of St. Orlando's, right?"
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"I wrote for my son."
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"We'll have all summer to get ripped."
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"We show up to high school yoked out,"
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"and people will think we're sophomores."
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"Two of my sisters work at GNC,"
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"so I can hook us up with some creatine."
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"It's really coming together."
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"- What? - I took it home last night"
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"to work on some more mean bubbles about you guys,"
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"It won't matter how buff I am when we start school"
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