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Clips from Gravity Falls - Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons (S02E02)

"Take it hard and serious."
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"My brother is a dangerous know-it-all"
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"and the stuff he's messing with is even worse."
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"Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?"
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"I've wanted to know who the author of the journal was."
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"and I can't even talk to him."
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"Don't worry about what's on the basement."
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"- You belong up here with me and Mabel. - Yeah!"
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"Come on, quack with us, Dipper."
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"Quack, quack, quack."
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"Why isn't he quacking?"
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"Dear Mom and Dad,"
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"Just yesterday, gravity reversed itself,"
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"I think I'm gonna have to start serving"
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"Wrecking ball, start wrecking things."
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"came out of this portal thingy"
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"Now we have two grunkles for the price of one."
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"at the store today."
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"statistics and graph-paper involving game of all time:"
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"You wanna play it with me?"
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"Well, I do like unicorns,"
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"and that hot elf looks promising."
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"- How do you play? - The rules are simple."
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"First, you roll a 38-sided die"
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"to determine the level of each player's"
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"statistical analysis power orb."
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"that your team has dominion over,"
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"This is like Homework the Game."
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"Oh, wow, would you look at that?"
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"Two people."
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"Sorry, Dipper, I don't go in for"
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"that pen-and-paper kinda stuff."
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"FCLORP."
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"Foam & Cardboard Legitimate Outdoor Role Playing."
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"It is where a passionate brethren of craftsmen"
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"Let yon priestess go, Elf Mage."
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"Fireball, fireball, fireball."
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"I'm a fortress."
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"Say, is this that game that's mostly math and writing"
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"and isn't anything like the picture on the box?"
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"Yes, it is! You wanna play with me, Grunkle Stan?"
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"Ha! Look, kid, I prefer to do my dice rolling in Vegas."
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"would have "Charisma" as a fantasy power."
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"Check this out."
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""When facing yon adversaries,"
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"shield thyself under an elfan buttress.""
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"You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it."
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"Sorry, dude, but it is kinda nerdy."
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"Well, I'm off to lay siege to a goblin fortress."
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"My work is far too dangerous for a single living soul"
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"Yeah. You know that game?"
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"With pen and paper, shield and sword..."
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"...our quest shall be our sweet reward!"
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"This is my favorite game in the whole multi-verse."
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"I can't believe they still make it."
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"for someone to play with me."
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"I even made mouth ramps"
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"so we can pour food into our mouths"
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"without taking our eyes off the screen."
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"out of some spare taxidermy parts."
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"Dipper would love that."
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"Yeah, where is the little squirt anyway?"
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"I haven't seen him all afternoon."
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"All right, you enter the chamber."
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"But wait, it's a trap."
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"An illusion cast by Probabilitor the Annoying."
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"Yes! In your face,"
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"you cardboard wizard."
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"Hmm, the old boy looks a bit different"
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"You dare challenge Probabilitizzle?"
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"♪ Put the cat back and roll the dice ♪"
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"...updated for the nine double-deuce!"
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"Must've been dark times, those '90s."
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"- But-but I could handle it. - Ah!"
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"But I can show you a little something"
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"I brought back with me."
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"These things are outlawed in 9,000 dimensions."
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"You wanna know why? Look at those symbols."
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"Infinite sides means infinite outcomes."
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"If I rolled it, anything could happen."
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"Or you could just roll an eight. Who knows?"
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"That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case."
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"You've got Probabilitor on the ropes."
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"And then, if I had a drag in here, and then a plus-three--"
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"Dipper, are you gonna go to sleep?"
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"Sorry, Mabel. I gotta finish this dungeon."
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"It's gonna totally stump Great-uncle Ford tomorrow."
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"I can't wait to see the look on his face."
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"And he doesn't make fun of me all the time,"
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"the way you and Grunkle Stan do."
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"Give him time."
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"Hi-oh!"
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"You got me."
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"Of course. I'm so invested in the life of these characters."
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"Hey, hey, look at you."
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"Someone's all dressed up."
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"when we learned Duck-tective was shot."
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"Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!"
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"Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?"
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"- Yes! 7,000 points damage. - You got me."
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"You wanna break a record, Ford?"
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"You already got it for world's nerdiest old man."
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"Hey, at least I'm not all keyed up to watch a kids' show."
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"has a big mystery element, and a lot of humor"
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"that goes over kids' heads."
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"I don't get a lot of it,"
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"but I like animals in human situations."
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"Move that and pay the price."
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"It's my house! You..."
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"that if you joined us, you might actually have fun?"
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"Mortals of Dimension 46 Apostrophe Backflash."
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"Snivel."
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"I am Probabilitor,"
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"Is this normal?"
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"That's why I'm going to eat your brains,"
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"to gain your intelligence."
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"- It's his thing. - What?!"
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"Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot."
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"Math ray!"
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"Now to the forest for the ultimate game."
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