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Clips from The Mindy Project - Danny Castellano Is My Gynecologist (S01E01)

"The point is, when I met Carl, I didn't see it coming,"
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"and when it happens for you, you won't see it coming either."
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"Gwen, that was, like, crazy inspirational."
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"I don't say this lightly:"
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"if you've been wondering wre I've been the last few hours,"
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"That's my ticket,"
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"so that's what I've been up to, alibi-wise."
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"Did someone kick your ass?"
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"Emotionally, yes."
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"Me."
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"What's your name?"
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"Gwen."
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"I'm calling Dr. Lahiri."
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"To tell her what, Betsy? That you were my accomplice?"
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"to ravish me on her own bed?"
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"To eat her gummy worms? Hmm?"
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"I didn't think she'd miss a couple."
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"You know, some of the people around the office"
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"think you're a jerk... Ohmy God."
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"I figured there had to be some good in you,"
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"but now that I see the kind of guy you are,"
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"I like you less,"
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"and that makes me like Dr. Lahiri a little less too,"
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"which makes me not like you at all!"
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"Here's your dumb watch."
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"I found it in the nightstand"
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"I know. Thank you for saying that."
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"I mean, he's technically your boss,"
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"so I would not repeat that, but thank you."
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"Listen, sit down."
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"I'm gonna give you guys some prison Wisdom."
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"If you're too tall for a blanket,"
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"sew together two of them. Voila, long blanket."
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"Okay, that sucked."
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"Give me one more. Okay."
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"whether it was my literal butt ass"
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"or my emotional heart ass, I did the same thing."
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"I got back out there, and I made 'em regret"
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"I think it's heading somewhere helpful."
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"Okay."
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"Think of the best, strongest warrior version of yourself."
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"Give that warrior a name."
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"Wait, keep going. This is interesting."
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"Okay, okay, then whatever he's doing to the warrior,"
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"so you find his weakness, and you tell your warrior"
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"to go get him."
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"Wow."
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"Did I sense a chemistry here?"
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"What'd you say? I was talking."
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"Shauna, where's Betsy? Hmm?"
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"I suddenly have an opening in my schedule."
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"Did Dr. Lahiri fold?"
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"Is she a virgin? I knew it."
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"Shauna, I can't comment on a patient,"
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"even one who's no longer a patient of mine"
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"because she couldn't handle it."
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"Now, I'm gonna use my free hour to work out."
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"Only an hour, Danny?"
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"Don't you need more than that"
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"I will see you in the exam room."
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"[Deep breath]"
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"My urine."
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"You're welcome."
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"Great work."
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"And now, let's get your weight."
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"Uh, you're in luck, I weighed myself last night."
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"Perfect. We'll just verify that."
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"Why don't you hop right up here?"
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"Do you want to stop? No."
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"Just taking a second. Okay."
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"No wonder your wife left you."
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"Hey, babe, we can stop this train anytime you want."
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"[Whispering] You're not Mindy, you're a warrior,"
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"and your warrior name is..."
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"Keep going."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Oh!"
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"Keep time."
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"You're a good doctor, Danny."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Why did want to be an o.B.? Were your parents doctors?"
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"My mom cleaned motel rooms."
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"What about your dad?"
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"[Chuckles] My dad?"
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"You know what? I'm glad it was hard."
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"If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be who I am."
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"I'm happy that you feel enough of a personal relationship"
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"with me that you could open up about that."
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"What? I didn't..."
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"What's next?"
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"Right."
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"(Shauna) Dr. Reed, where have you been?"
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"Your patients were waiting so long,"
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"some of them are in a new trimester."
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"I went for a walk, Shauna,"
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"because you see, I still don't have..."
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"That's pretty good. Huh."
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"I've never had a gynecologist examine my face before."
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"I'm just being thorough."
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"we can stop at any time."
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"You sure? Absolutely fine."
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"Okay."
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"I will."
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"I will. Okay."
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"Hey, hey. Eyes down here."
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"Shut up, okay?"
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"Does everything feel normal?"
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"Yes, it feels... It feels fine."
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"we have the, uh, main event."
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"I-I can't do this."
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"You're being ridiculous. Why?"
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"I thought you thought of me as a lamp."
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"Why don't you just examine my wires?"
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"I'm going home, okay?"
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"I'm going home."
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"I am sorry to announce that Danny Castellano"
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"because of his personal feelings for me,"
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"which got in the way."
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"I'm not coming in tomorrow."
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"Taking the week off."
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