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Clips from Grace and Frankie - The Bachelor Party (S01E01)

"Pull out your Beatle wig. The Fab Faux are in town Saturday."
Grace and Frankie
"- (Knock on door) - I'm really sorry, Mum,"
Grace and Frankie
"Candace Joplin is in town, but I have to go."
Grace and Frankie
"I have to go, too. I'm having a party right now."
Grace and Frankie
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there with the dip."
Grace and Frankie
"(Sighs)"
Grace and Frankie
"Last time we came here for brunch, you basically threw a bagel at us."
Grace and Frankie
"Today there's pumpkin pancakes and syrup in pitchers. What's up?"
Grace and Frankie
"What? We're officially a family now."
Grace and Frankie
"(Both) What do you want?"
Grace and Frankie
"What we want is for you to eat and enjoy and..."
Grace and Frankie
"We're having a little trouble realising their vision."
Grace and Frankie
"To be fair, we never thought we knew that much."
Grace and Frankie
"- It's supposed to be crass and tacky. - Yes, yes."
Grace and Frankie
"So we're going to give them classy and elegant, with your help."
Grace and Frankie
"It's easy. We have one signature cocktail, three passed appetizers,"
Grace and Frankie
"prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, turkey meatballs,"
Grace and Frankie
"maybe those little tea cups with the matzo ball soup."
Grace and Frankie
"- Hmm. - That's two references to balls."
Grace and Frankie
"They're gonna think we're making a joke."
Grace and Frankie
"- When is this party again? - Uh, Saturday."
Grace and Frankie
"Uh, are you fucking insane? We can't throw a party in less than a week."
Grace and Frankie
"- We can't do it! - Martha... Martha... Martha..."
Grace and Frankie
"It's gonna be OK. Guys, you can't do this to her,"
Grace and Frankie
"I mean, it's a bachelor party, but they're gay men,"
Grace and Frankie
"so it should be like a wild bachelorette thing with penises and balls"
Grace and Frankie
"and party games where you're pinning penises onto balls."
Grace and Frankie
"- Yes, yes, yes, yes! - But we can't do that."
Grace and Frankie
"They said they wanted a party that reflects who they are."
Grace and Frankie
"with a cowboy in assless chaps."
Grace and Frankie
"- See, now that's a party I will go to. - We will help you."
Grace and Frankie
"- Thank you. - But first we need to make a list."
Grace and Frankie
"And before that we need to make a list of all the lists"
Grace and Frankie
"Can I just say,"
Grace and Frankie
"this is a fairly elegant spread."
Grace and Frankie
"- Got a piece on it right there, actually. - Oh, God! Get it."
Grace and Frankie
"- What are your plans for tonight? - Oh, not much."
Grace and Frankie
"I thought about crocheting myself a noose,"
Grace and Frankie
"No, I was coming out of my psycho-physical Sol withdrawal,"
Grace and Frankie
"No. I'm happy those fuckers are gonna have a good time."
Grace and Frankie
"I hate seeing you like this."
Grace and Frankie
"No, no. Don't worry about me."
Grace and Frankie
"Just go pick up Guy at the airport or something."
Grace and Frankie
"He's a grown man. I'll tell him to take a cab home."
Grace and Frankie
"I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down."
Grace and Frankie
"It's an honest down, and since you're so up,"
Grace and Frankie
"there's a homeostatic balance."
Grace and Frankie
"Come on, Frankie, what do you want to do?"
Grace and Frankie
"- I don't know. Nap. - (Chuckles)"
Grace and Frankie
"You like to liberate the lobsters from the tank at the Food Giant."
Grace and Frankie
"OK. You want to go to the art museum and touch the paintings?"
Grace and Frankie
"- I'll wear a hat! - A funny hat?"
Grace and Frankie
"- A funny hat. - I always like a good "say yes" night."
Grace and Frankie
"Remind me again what that is."
Grace and Frankie
"You go out and you say "yes" to everything, all night."
Grace and Frankie
"Sounds lengthy."
Grace and Frankie
"How did that happen?"
Grace and Frankie
"A guy asked us, "Do you want to buy a Del Taco franchise?""
Grace and Frankie
"- (Laughs) - We had to say yes. (Laughs)"
Grace and Frankie
"You know, just thinking about it cheers me up a little bit."
Grace and Frankie
"All right!"
Grace and Frankie
"♪ And you don't eat the meatballs Coyote ♪"
Grace and Frankie
"- Good boy. - These Soljitos are great,"
Grace and Frankie
"but those Robertritas... Satan's work."
Grace and Frankie
"Mmm, the secret is the jalapeno tequila."
Grace and Frankie
"OK. Don't pour too many. These are presentational."
Grace and Frankie
"We can serve the real ones when people get here."
Grace and Frankie
"- (Doorbell rings) - What the fuck? Someone's here?"
Grace and Frankie
"Seriously... You've got to bring it way down."
Grace and Frankie
"- (Sighs) - (Robert) I'll get it!"
Grace and Frankie
"No, I wanna get it. I love parties!"
Grace and Frankie
"- Nelson. - Nelson!"
Grace and Frankie
"- Nelson? - I can't believe it."
Grace and Frankie
"- You came all the way from Utah. - (Chuckles)"
Grace and Frankie
"(Chuckles)"
Grace and Frankie
"Well, you're welcome. Let me take your coat. Can I get you a drink?"
Grace and Frankie
"Actually, we have Soljitos and Robertritas,"
Grace and Frankie
"but, uh, those are just presentational. Come, I'll make you a new one."
Grace and Frankie
"- Follow that handsome young man. - (Chuckles)"
Grace and Frankie
"And you're welcome."
Grace and Frankie
"Look, I didn't think he would even come."
Grace and Frankie
"Remember, he took us under his wing at the firm."
Grace and Frankie
"He still thinks I'm the hippie Jew with the black son and the communist wife."
Grace and Frankie
"- Ha. - Look, Nelson's not a bad guy."
Grace and Frankie
"Wait a minute. Is Nelson why you didn't want any ribaldry tonight?"
Grace and Frankie
"We both didn't want it. It's not our style."
Grace and Frankie
"- What's your point? - My point is"
Grace and Frankie
"I'm suddenly in the mood for a penis balloon."
Grace and Frankie
"Maybe you're right."
Grace and Frankie
"It's our party, and nothing's going to bother me."
Grace and Frankie
"I have one named after me, as well."
Grace and Frankie
"Why does Nelson think that I am a drug addict?"
Grace and Frankie
"Can you go explain to him that you are the addict and I am the black one?"
Grace and Frankie
"All right, guys. My work here is done. You guys are set for a great party."
Grace and Frankie
"- What? - You're not leaving!"
Grace and Frankie
"Yeah, we're no classier than we were five days ago."
Grace and Frankie
"The text chain is still alive if you need anything."
Grace and Frankie
"Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle Sol."
Grace and Frankie
"(Robert) Bye-bye, sweetheart. Thank you."
Grace and Frankie
"- See. This, this is part of the problem. - What, I shouldn't eat?"
Grace and Frankie
"No. It's your outfit. Stand up."
Grace and Frankie
"Well, there's a few crumbs."
Grace and Frankie
"How am I going to steal the garnish dispenser from the bar?"
Grace and Frankie
"(Laughs) We've already got two."
Grace and Frankie
"And... Let me just see here now."
Grace and Frankie
"And even breasts!"
Grace and Frankie
"Look at those girls! Welcome to the world."
Grace and Frankie
"Let me get that beautiful hair up off your neck,"
Grace and Frankie
"and, oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears!"
Grace and Frankie
"- I do? - Yes!"
Grace and Frankie
"That's just a demonstration."
Grace and Frankie
"- You're right. - Yeah."
Grace and Frankie
"- Well then, yes. - Oh, this is going to be fun!"
Grace and Frankie
"Oh, but if you're gonna dress me, I'm gonna dress you!"
Grace and Frankie
"Uh-oh, this is gonna be fun!"
Grace and Frankie
"(Chuckles) Well, I'm going with it."
Grace and Frankie
"- Cleavage. - I can't believe I'm not wearing a bra!"
Grace and Frankie
"- Jiggly, right? - And a T-shirt at night."
Grace and Frankie
"The only thing I hate are these shoes."
Grace and Frankie
"There's the sign."
Grace and Frankie
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