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Clips from The Replacements

Short Films 2000 6 min 1,426 clips
Sci-Fi Short Horror

Credits

That could be the last play of the season.
"That could be the last play of the season."
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...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners.
"...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners."
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A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy.
"A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy."
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Dwight, I know $5 million a year sounds like a lot of money...
"Dwight, I know $5 million a year sounds like a lot of money..."
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...but I have to pay 10 percent to my agent, 5 percent to my lawyer...
"...but I have to pay 10 percent to my agent, 5 percent to my lawyer..."
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That was Washington running back Malcolm Lamont.
"That was Washington running back Malcolm Lamont."
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It's all about money, folks, but isn't it always?
"It's all about money, folks, but isn't it always?"
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Yes. This is Pat Summerall for John Madden saying...
"Yes. This is Pat Summerall for John Madden saying..."
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...so long from Nextel Stadium.
"...so long from Nextel Stadium."
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-You look like shit. -I'm dying, Jimmy.
"-You look like shit. -I'm dying, Jimmy."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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You've been dying for 20 years.
"You've been dying for 20 years."
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-Give me a cigarette. -I quit.
"-Give me a cigarette. -I quit."
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Nobody likes a quitter.
"Nobody likes a quitter."
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-See the game today? -No.
"-See the game today? -No."
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Why, you liar.
"Why, you liar."
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Could you believe that slide by Martel?
"Could you believe that slide by Martel?"
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What a pussy.
"What a pussy."
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How's the wife?
"How's the wife?"
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I never even knew you could have your lips done.
"I never even knew you could have your lips done."
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Looks like a largemouth bass.
"Looks like a largemouth bass."
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I want you back.
"I want you back."
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-You already have a coach. -I'll take care of it.
"-You already have a coach. -I'll take care of it."
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Your players all flew home to their castles...
"Your players all flew home to their castles..."
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We're gonna finish the season anyway.
"We're gonna finish the season anyway."
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I'm gonna use replacement players.
"I'm gonna use replacement players."
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We win three, we're in the playoffs.
"We win three, we're in the playoffs."
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Really? Win three out of four with replacement players?
"Really? Win three out of four with replacement players?"
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That's not too much to ask.
"That's not too much to ask."
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Nobody's gonna give you a better chance than this...
"Nobody's gonna give you a better chance than this..."
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...after that Dallas mess.
"...after that Dallas mess."
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You went head-to-head with an $8 million quarterback.
"You went head-to-head with an $8 million quarterback."
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Who did you think was gonna win? That's not gonna happen here!
"Who did you think was gonna win? That's not gonna happen here!"
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I'm talking about a team of poor nobodies who play to win...
"I'm talking about a team of poor nobodies who play to win..."
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...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires.
"...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires."
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Come on, Jimmy!
"Come on, Jimmy!"
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I'm thinking.
"I'm thinking."
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Hello!
"Hello!"
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I want total control of my team.
"I want total control of my team."
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I want to be able to recruit anybody that I want, no interference.
"I want to be able to recruit anybody that I want, no interference."
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My word is my bond.
"My word is my bond."
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It'll be tough enough to put together a team in a week.
"It'll be tough enough to put together a team in a week."
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-We're gonna go a different way. -A different way?
"-We're gonna go a different way. -A different way?"
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They've all played football, not all of them in the pros.
"They've all played football, not all of them in the pros."
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We'll take them and try to put together a winning team.
"We'll take them and try to put together a winning team."
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If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.
"If nothing else, they should be fun to watch."
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Awarded a Purple Heart for losing a kidney during the Gulf War.
"Awarded a Purple Heart for losing a kidney during the Gulf War."
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A walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football...
"A walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football..."
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Clifford! Twinkie!
"Clifford! Twinkie!"
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What's up, man? Got any Twinkies?
"What's up, man? Got any Twinkies?"
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That's why I have you.
"That's why I have you."
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-You're kidding me! -André got traded and they fell apart.
"-You're kidding me! -André got traded and they fell apart."
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Nigel Gruff.
"Nigel Gruff."
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He's called "The Leg" because he can kick a soccer ball the length of the field.
"He's called "The Leg" because he can kick a soccer ball the length of the field."
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Gentlemen...
"Gentlemen..."
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Bollocks!
"Bollocks!"
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Pissing away our money again?
"Pissing away our money again?"
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-No, the money's on the way. -Where? To the OTB?
"-No, the money's on the way. -Where? To the OTB?"
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I got a winning horse! I swear on my mom's grave!
"I got a winning horse! I swear on my mom's grave!"
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Your mother's grave? He's swearing on his mother's grave!
"Your mother's grave? He's swearing on his mother's grave!"
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Nigel, listen. I want my money!
"Nigel, listen. I want my money!"
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Shane Falco.
"Shane Falco."
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Shane Falco? "Footsteps" Falco from Ohio State?
"Shane Falco? "Footsteps" Falco from Ohio State?"
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The same.
"The same."
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He hit the deck just like that.
"He hit the deck just like that."
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You're Jimmy McGinty.
"You're Jimmy McGinty."
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That old coach from the '80s.
"That old coach from the '80s."
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I remember.
"I remember."
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Hell of a game that Sugar Bowl.
"Hell of a game that Sugar Bowl."
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-What'd you lose that by? 40 points? -That would be 45.
"-What'd you lose that by? 40 points? -That would be 45."
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I'm back with the Sentinels. I want you to quarterback.
"I'm back with the Sentinels. I want you to quarterback."
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-I'm retired. -Retired?
"-I'm retired. -Retired?"
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It looks like things have gone real well for you since.
"It looks like things have gone real well for you since."
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I got no complaints.
"I got no complaints."
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Nobody bothers me.
"Nobody bothers me."
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That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself.
"That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself."
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You know what separates the winners from the losers?
"You know what separates the winners from the losers?"
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You shouldn't have been trying to carry the whole team that first year.
"You shouldn't have been trying to carry the whole team that first year."
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-Is that how you want to be remembered? -I don't want to be remembered at all.
"-Is that how you want to be remembered? -I don't want to be remembered at all."
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You're young. lf you do well, who knows what'll happen after the strike.
"You're young. lf you do well, who knows what'll happen after the strike."
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I'm not making you any promises, but why don't you take a chance?
"I'm not making you any promises, but why don't you take a chance?"
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Rather than scraping crap off the bottom of somebody else's toys.
"Rather than scraping crap off the bottom of somebody else's toys."
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Think it over.
"Think it over."
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You could be part of something.
"You could be part of something."
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I'm here to remind fans that what the owners are doing is unconscionable.
"I'm here to remind fans that what the owners are doing is unconscionable."
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...which goes against our Constitution, the Declaration of lndependence...
"...which goes against our Constitution, the Declaration of lndependence..."
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...and the Emancipation Proclamation. Here come the scabs now!
"...and the Emancipation Proclamation. Here come the scabs now!"
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I love you, man!
"I love you, man!"
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Get that bible out of here!
"Get that bible out of here!"
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I'm very sorry.
"I'm very sorry."
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Get a job, you wankers!
"Get a job, you wankers!"
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Jimmy.
"Jimmy."
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Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?
"Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?"
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Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf.
"Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf."
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Played college ball here in D.C. at Gallaudet.
"Played college ball here in D.C. at Gallaudet."
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But I've got to be able to communicate with him and how...
"But I've got to be able to communicate with him and how..."
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Learn to sign.
"Learn to sign."
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Horseshit!
"Horseshit!"
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-Good to see you. -You too.
"-Good to see you. -You too."
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He's much stronger than he looks.
"He's much stronger than he looks."
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Go get some kicks in.
"Go get some kicks in."
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"Wiry."
""Wiry.""
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I'm sure you've been briefed as to your situation.
"I'm sure you've been briefed as to your situation."
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This?
"This?"
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It's a fake.
"It's a fake."
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No sense standing here by ourselves...
"No sense standing here by ourselves..."
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...out of screaming distance.
"...out of screaming distance."
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-Come on, let's fire out of there! -Jimmy.
"-Come on, let's fire out of there! -Jimmy."
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Come on, quick feet!
"Come on, quick feet!"
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I am relaxed, but that's not the point. It's nervous energy.
"I am relaxed, but that's not the point. It's nervous energy."
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-Fire out of there! -We don't have a game plan for Sunday.
"-Fire out of there! -We don't have a game plan for Sunday."
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The only good thing I can say about our one offensive weapon is...
"The only good thing I can say about our one offensive weapon is..."
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...it's "wiry." What the shit is that?
"...it's "wiry." What the shit is that?"
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No, no, it's "wiry."
"No, no, it's "wiry.""
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-However the hell you say it! -Say it: "Wiry."
"-However the hell you say it! -Say it: "Wiry.""
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"Wiry."
""Wiry.""
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Coach, don't say that.
"Coach, don't say that."
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You look great. Why don't you work out on SOD?
"You look great. Why don't you work out on SOD?"
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-He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler.
"-He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler."
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Next one, 74. Come on!
"Next one, 74. Come on!"
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