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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! (S01E01)

"Seems to me like she doesn't fit in"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Well, I'm sure she is."
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"This class blows. I quit."
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"I knew I should have taken coding."
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"_"
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""Do you feel disgusted and uneasy"
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"with your current butter?""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
""Make an effort, make a decision, don't make mistakes"?"
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"Gary, you've been coming up with some really intense copy lately."
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"Don't get me wrong."
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"is everything okay?"
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"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - Can you guys"
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"♪ She's so broken inside ♪"
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"(laughing) That's what he does. He pops up, disappears."
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"- I know. - Even her wrists are pretty."
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"- Okay. Just give me the... phone. - Oh. Oh! Ninja!"
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"At least it's kosher salt!"
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"No, no, no, no. Let's do something to cheer you up."
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"Can you not do that?"
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"Leave it."
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"♪ Hey, sexy stranger, come back to my place ♪"
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"♪ Please don't be a murderer ♪"
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"♪ Pl-pl-please don't be a murderer ♪"
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"♪ STDs ♪"
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"♪ And please don't harvest my kidney ♪"
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"♪ Uh, your balls smell weird ♪"
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"♪ You haven't aired out those balls in hours ♪"
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"(sputters)"
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"That's hot. That actually helps me last longer."
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"- Oh. - But..."
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"Mmm."
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"You put, like, leaves in a juicer and you... made that?"
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"Well, she didn't really answer."
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"I think she has asthma."
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"but I also kinda want to punch her in the arm."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"I'm haven't completely given up."
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"My cousin tried bath salts"
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"and she ate off her own lips."
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"Look who's about to come in."
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"Wait, you're going to ask out Rebecca?"
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"That one was a false alarm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"or maybe like..."
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"- Yeah. So, I still like you, - Yeah, okay."
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"but every time you show up,"
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"it's like boom, feelings."
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"♪ I'm not the one you adore ♪"
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"- (snaps fingers) - ♪ Settle for me ♪"
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"♪ Settle for me ♪"
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"♪ So lower those expectations ♪"
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"Oh, sweet, a gown."
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"♪ Schmoopy pie, I'm begging you, please ♪"
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"So twirly."
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"♪ Yes, Josh is a dream ♪"
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"♪ In a sad way, darling, it's fate ♪"
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"♪ Maybe, just maybe, settle for me... ♪"
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"Uh..."
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"_"
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"Can you stop telling me what to do. Okay?"
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"Oh. Oh, okay."
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"(touch-tones beeping)"
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"Your future is in your hands"
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"So... I will have..."
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"That's, like, my favorite fire."
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"Why is it weird to be obsessed"
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"with the flash point that single-handedly ignited labor reform"
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"Every year after my dad my left,"
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"I'd throw glitter at him right now."
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"(trumpets play closing phrase)"
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"(people cheering)"
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"Great."
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"(whooping, cheering)"
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"I could really go for some Burger King right now."
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"(sighs)"
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"Yeah, okay. Okay."
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"♪ A bit more realistic ♪"
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"♪ Maybe it's time to grow up ♪"
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"(sighs)"
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"Okay, you caught me."
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"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me."
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"So, what should I do"
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"Hey, by the way, you finished, right?"
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"You're welcome."
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"That's just not me, okay? Like,"
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"Come in."
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"you want it to be all okay, but there's no waking up"
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"I-I can't wait any longer."
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"Yeah. They asked me if I went to Harvard,"
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"- (quietly) I'm sorry. - No, I will not step outside."
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"I know... nothing about life."
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"Like, really. No, like, really awful decisions."
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"You're thinking, "Well, are you Audra Levine?""
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"I'm not Audra Levine, and I"
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"But then, last night, I sat down and actually read it."
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"Led to the unhealthiest decision I ever made."
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"my preliminary diagnosis of the subject"
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"I just want to be her friend."
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"The butter is flying off the shelves, but..."
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"Put me on video chat or whatever"
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"- ♪ Is right down the hall, okay? ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪"
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"No. When he's sad, Josh likes to go to the Aloha"
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"You know how he gets."
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"leprechaun blood?"
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"♪ But if tonight, or tomorrow ♪"
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"So, once a week I Google trivia"
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"(laughing) No. Stop messing with me. I know it's weird."
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"Well, it sounded like he was a crappy father... he deserved glitter."
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"(sighs)"
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"is what this night could have been."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"when you're feeling this bad? And don't say get a tattoo"
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"♪ Don't steal ♪"
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"on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,"
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"- a lifestyle choice, you know? - Yeah."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - It's very funny. It's cute,"
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"Let's just go back to having a good time, okay?"
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"You're out of material for your paper?"
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"And you have the nerve to sit here"
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"♪ He got a tight-ass bod, big brown eyes ♪"
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"♪ And please don't be a murderer ♪"
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