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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (S01E01)

"Right. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, so I don't feel like myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This isn't usually how I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I'm normally very organized and focused."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, I've been through the therapy wringer,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've rehashed my childhood a ton."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I don't really want to do it again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, for me and for you, frankly,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to put that on you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So here's what I need."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need these."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those are the meds I was on in New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How did your body react"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to all this medication?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You must not have been able to feel a thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... scribble scribble on your pizzle pad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, your doctor in New York is a quack."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He gave you a Band-Aid, not a cure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then we can discuss the appropriate medications."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a work thing, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We doing this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, we're not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You'll be hearing from me on Yelp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Say, what time is your husband joining us?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Scott?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He bailed at the last minute."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He has rehearsal for his singing group."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that's more important than this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't mind. I'm fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He does what he wants to do, I don't care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do what I want to do, he doesn't care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's basically the storybook romance"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I dreamed of as a little girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw, you see? You guys get each other."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's so cool. - (doorbell rings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How are my eyebrows?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They can be wonky."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(inhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Few people know this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You see, the name"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"actually derives from a word"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"meaning “white headed.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And being a “white feather,”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"well, I've always felt"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"very connected to our national bird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, it's my spirit animal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"May I just say"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this is an adorable red?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Unconventionally alluring,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with the soul of a poet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I am imagining that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm... Camembert."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's fun to say."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's play a game."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You tell me everything about you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was born in Irvine, California."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, my favorite color is green..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Not you. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ladies first."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course. I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you should go first. Go ahead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, um, I was born in Prescott,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I knew a small town wasn't for me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I moved to the big city."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, and I, uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"met my lovely wife."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a, uh, short and tragic illness."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(choked up): The last thing she said was..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Calvin,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“be happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Take life and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and grab it.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna roll."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've always wanted to take this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wait a minute. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do-do I really need to tell you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"don't take a pill you found on the bathroom floor"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"next to the toilet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here me out, Dr. Phil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It improves focus and promotes goal-directed behavior."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's exactly the mojo that I need."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, I know what it says,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I know what you need."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need to focus on this:"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh could find you if he wanted to."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have made yourself really easy to find."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rejected."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He doesn't want you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I'm not gonna listen to you. You talk silly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, what's that, little pill?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I think I will."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Pills don't talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't take it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(water running)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's get to work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, let's see this presentation..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is Karen doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She put two spaces after a period."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, those have to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kicking in right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And what are these, Oxford commas?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, those have to go, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just gotta... I just gotta edit this whole thing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would love to show you around tomorrow morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's, um, the Chino Hills State Park,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the Azusa Fish Canyon Falls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"May I be so bold as to inquire"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your availability and whereabouts tomorrow afternoon?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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