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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"- He's 20 years younger than you. - I've forgotten"
Hung (2009)
"more about fucking than that guy will ever learn."
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"Okay? Put me in!"
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"Hey, guys! Guys. Put... no."
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"Put down the rocks and sit down on the dock!"
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"Ahem, what's this?"
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"It's a wedding invitation."
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"Wha... but Frances and Mike"
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"- are getting married? - That's what it looks like, Tanya."
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"Well, no."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm the one responsible for their happiness."
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"All right, I wouldn't take it that far, Tanya."
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"But I'm the one. I wouldn't take no for an answer."
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"You stole a bunch of money from them."
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"How dare you? You know I paid back every penny."
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"- What are you talking about? - Tanya,"
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"you're a pimp, okay?"
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"Face the facts."
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"Oh yeah."
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"You know, it... It says "and guest.""
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"I mean I could be your guest."
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"What? Come on."
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"I was kind of going to invite Jessica."
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"God, ray, what is wrong with you?"
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"What? You wouldn't help."
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"I'm trying to get something going."
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"Ray... God! You're not in high school anymore!"
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"- She's not gonna say yes. - How do you know?"
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"Huh?"
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"Yeah okay, you know what? Fine. Go ahead, go."
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"Fine. You fucking take Jessica"
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"because I don't care. I mean I hate weddings anyway."
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"They're fucking misogynistic antiquated bullshit."
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"- Okay. - Uh, guys, c'mon. We're leaving!"
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"Tanya was pissed, but we had a business to run."
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"It was time to plant my flag in the sand."
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"One man's injury is another man's 600 bucks."
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"- Hi. - So what happened to Jake?"
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"Jake's out of commission for a little while."
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"Oh. So you're the other guy?"
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"No. I'm the first guy."
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"So we have an hour, right?"
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"There's no rush."
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"I like to go slow."
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"I always thought you were handsome when Tanya brought you guys out."
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"It's just that... I don't know,"
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"Puppies are cute."
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"I'm not cute."
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"Richard, Richard, that was great."
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"you know, with the Jake of it all."
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"Jason."
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"I should've punched him in the nose the day we met."
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"Charlie."
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"Charlie, where are you? Where is Missy?"
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"When are you coming back?"
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"Charlie, you know, I have your children."
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"Um..."
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"Okay, guys, guys! Okay, let's wind it down, okay?"
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"Let's wind it down. It's wind down time, okay?"
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"We're winding down. It's wind down time! Okay."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ, help me. Where the fuck is it?"
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"No, I'm gonna go higher than you!"
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"All right, it's story time."
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"- My God, thank you. - You're welcome."
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""The velveteen rabbit.""
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"Okay, "there once was a velveteen rabbit,"
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"and in the beginning he was really splendid."
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"He was fat and bunchy, as a rabbit should be;"
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"his coat was spotted brown and white,"
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"and his ears were lined with pink sateen."
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"On Christmas morning, when he sat wedged"
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"with a sprig of holly between his paws,"
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"- the effect was charming." - I saw a rabbit once."
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"Yeah, me too. I like rabbits."
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""There were other things in the stocking,"
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"nuts and oranges and a toy engine, and chocolate almonds...""
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""Stentorian" means extremely loud or booming."
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"- Damon, you ready? - Hey! Hey, Jess."
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"- No, we gotta go. - I got coffee cake."
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"Uh, Damester, I got time for one more."
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"Let's do it. Let's do "simian.""
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"C'mon, Damester, simian."
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"- Simian! - This whole thing's retarded."
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"This test was invented by the Nazis!"
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"Okay! Okay, uh uh... - Do good!"
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"Okay. Good. All right."
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"Maybe not the brightest, but we did good."
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"What? I'm joking!"
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"Hey, it was a joke. Come on."
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"I'm funny, remember? I make you laugh."
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"- Since when do you make me laugh? - Oh, come on."
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"Look. I'm a monkey named simian."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I thought we were gonna drop 'em off together."
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"You snooped into my personal life,"
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"Oh yeah, well,"
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"- Sean o'brien. Yes? - You've gotta be kidding me."
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"C'mon. I knocked out Sean o'brien."
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"- What? - It's Mike's wedding."
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"- What do you say? - How did you know him?"
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"- Who? - The guy I was with."
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"He called you ray."
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"- I don't remember that. - Yeah?"
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"He said, "hey, ray," and you punched him out."
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"I don't know. I guess I've seen him around and maybe, um um..."
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"A friend of a friend. Why the 20 questions all of a sudden?"
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"No thanks. I don't want to go to the wedding."
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"- Did... did you find him? - Who?"
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"Where are they?"
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"Well, the thing is that they're... They're sleeping right now."
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"- Can you wake 'em? - What?"
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"Wake them!"
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"Uh, listen, I don't mind if you leave them here just a little longer, okay?"
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"An hour or so. Or longer if you want, because..."
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"The thing is I don't mind."
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"C'mon, get up. Let's go. Get your shoes on right now."
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"Shoes, now, come on. C'mon, buddy."
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"Let's go. Grab the shoes and let's go. Get in the car."
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"Missy, wait! Miss..."
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