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Clips from Axe Cop - The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules (S01E01)

"Which was taught by jump man."
Axe Cop
"But I made my parents let me"
Axe Cop
"And one day, I did it."
Axe Cop
"The point is I have three world records"
Axe Cop
"I had to work hard to get them."
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"At least I had to work hard to get one of them."
Axe Cop
"Oh, not bad,"
Axe Cop
"but you are still kicking a little too high."
Axe Cop
"Try it again, but lower."
Axe Cop
"I think you're ready for something more advanced."
Axe Cop
"Axe Face Kick!"
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"Pouncing tiger kick!"
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"I saw a lot of losers turn to winners this weekend."
Axe Cop
"- Mm-hmm. - Even the upside down face kick?"
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"- Yep. - Even the spinning tornado kick?"
Axe Cop
"I'm proud of you. You're not just my foster son,"
Axe Cop
"you're my ultimate son. Now follow me."
Axe Cop
"like your ultimate dad."
Axe Cop
"See that hole?"
Axe Cop
"It's filled with a lot of good rabbits."
Axe Cop
"I'm not your ultimate son."
Axe Cop
"I'm your ultimate enemy, the soul of your first kill."
Axe Cop
"You've taught me all of your kicks, dummy."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop soul kick!"
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"All I ever wanted to do"
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"and eat coconuts."
Axe Cop
"Then you shouldn't have been born a rabbit."
Axe Cop
"Hmm. There goes all that foster-dad money."
Axe Cop
"Ah, I guess I was wrong, buddy."
Axe Cop
"I'm sorry I told you to take that kid under your wing."
Axe Cop
"But I still think spending time with him taught you a very valuable lesson."
Axe Cop
"- Yeah, right? - Yes, it did."
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"First name..."
Axe Cop
"It's like off tune, right? What is that?"
Axe Cop
"But this rabbit walked"
Axe Cop
"I knew my mom wouldn't understand,"
Axe Cop
"It's great, but you gotta get there early"
Axe Cop
"This is the place."
Axe Cop
"And if I teach him how to be more like me,"
Axe Cop
"Now if you're here for Sockarang's Sockattacks 101,"
Axe Cop
"Sockattack! Sockattack!"
Axe Cop
"raise your hand."
Axe Cop
"I wanna tell you something about me that you probably don't know."
Axe Cop
"The first is for the most axe blades."
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"He could jump just a little bit into space."
Axe Cop
"I was going to go until I could beat jump man."
Axe Cop
"That's how I got the world record for highest jumper."
Axe Cop
"Good night, foster son."
Axe Cop
"But there's always one who breaks all the rules."
Axe Cop
"Ultimate son, what has gotten into you?"
Axe Cop
"Ahhh!"
Axe Cop
"Where am I?!"
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"Right? No?"
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"Hey, life vest on."
Axe Cop
"I don't fill out forms, Todd."
Axe Cop
"But there was only one super winner"
Axe Cop
"Now!"
Axe Cop
"- With a plum. - Wow. Good job, little guy."
Axe Cop
"Dinosaurs, follow wexter."
Axe Cop
"One day, at the scene of the fire,"
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"No!"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Before we get started, we're gonna need you to fill out this form."
Axe Cop
"- who learned all the kicks. - Even the flaming falcon kick?"
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"Now bye."
Axe Cop
"I just pushed a button on my axe"
Axe Cop
"I've never seen anything like this."
Axe Cop
"pick up your wooden axes and follow me."
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"Being the best jumper"
Axe Cop
"you have to make sure you kill its soul too."
Axe Cop
"You were my foster son,"
Axe Cop
"But..."
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"but I never gave you a name."
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"You can't defeat me!"
Axe Cop
""Dead.""
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Whoa!"
Axe Cop
"There is literally not a single woman on this planet"
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"Right."
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"No."
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"Here's your very own real axe."
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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