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Clips from King of the Hill - Ho, Yeah! (S05E05)

"Come here."
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"Donald, let go of me."
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"Hey, come on."
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"Hey, don't you ever lay your hands on a lady. You understand?"
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"This hosebag owes me money."
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"Okay. But she--"
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"You mess with her, you mess with me. Now, hand over the money!"
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"Okay, all right. We're cool, okay?"
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"Well, from the reaction we're getting, I guess..."
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"they haven't had two pretty women in this library in a while."
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"- It's gotta be a guy. - But there's no Adam's apple."
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"- They can fix that. - I've been with worse."
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"Mrs. Hill, is that you?"
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"Well, hello, Mike."
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"You must be Mrs. Soto. Hello."
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"I am Peggy Hill, Mike's teacher."
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"Why are you dressed like that?"
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"Some chicks just hate it when other chicks look hotter."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Allow me to introduce myself."
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"Alabaster Jones."
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"I am her manager."
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"I am her manager. Technically, assistant manager."
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"It ain't like that, G. I am her pimp."
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"Pimp?"
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"You must have her confused with somebody else."
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"The Tammi Duvall I know, works at Strickland Propane."
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"I got the wire on that propane scam you working."
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"Pretty sweet little operation you got going on, for a small-town player."
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"Son of a..."
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"I can't believe this. l... but she--"
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"And I better have my ho in my car..."
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"ready to go back to my 'hood in one hour."
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"Yeah. Bet it seemed like the sweet life at first."
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"But you never see the dark side until those silk sheets..."
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"Shut up, Dale. I gotta find Tammi."
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"Hey, bring me back the redhead!"
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"You! Alabaster came by my house."
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"Oh, dang."
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"Who is Alabaster?"
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"Tammi's pimp. She is a prostitute."
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"Hank, that is a terrible thing to say. Why would you even think that?"
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"Because Tammi is a hooker!"
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"Peggy, I'm totally sorry."
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"[Gasps]"
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"You, get out your hooker stuff of my house."
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"But I was making janky-ass pay at Strickland."
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"And I was never gonna save enough money to move out of your place..."
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"and I just, fell back into the life."
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"But I'm almost finished with Conga. I'm up to the part where they..."
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"shoot the super-monkeys with the ray gun."
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"You actually are reading it."
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"Tammi, you compromised the sanctity of my propane route."
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"Now I have to look that pervert Lane Pratley in the eye..."
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"and he thinks I'm a pimp."
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"But if you were a pimp..."
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"most awesome pimp there ever was."
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"What the..."
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"Oh, damn!"
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"I'm on your ass, man."
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"All right, hang on. This is gonna get hairy."
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"Getting him just where I want him."
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"What? He ran a red. You can't do that."
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"All right, I'll lose him in the alley."
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"I'm gonna go back to OKC with Alabaster."
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"Hank, please don't let her. Granted she's a prostitute..."
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"Peggy, give me the hat."
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"So here's all the money she's given me so far."
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"You get the hell out of my 'hood!"
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"She's my ho now."
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"I got a stable of hoes waiting on me in the OKC."
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"Yo, what you want for that jasper brunette?"
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"That is my wife."
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"Man, that's the biggest mistake a pimp could make..."
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"marrying one of his hoes."
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"No, Dale. We're all going straight."
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"And I'm tricking her out all over this town."
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"she's dumb as a charcoal briquette."
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"I mean, only if you want to."
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"My G-freaking-ED?"
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"Plus, he's immaculate."
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"What? But..."
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"Maybe your old bud would like to meet your new bud."
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"But it's gonna have to be someone who can hold her interest."
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"So, how long you been in town?"
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"Tammi, Miles Burton's at the door."
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"I am."
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"All right. If no one's going to say it to you, Hank, I'll say it."
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"I don't mean to put you on the spot, Hank, but..."
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"The main mack daddy of Oklahoma City."
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"Driving around in your Caddy, shaking J's down for bills."
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"Trick out a couple of ladies, make some spare scratch."
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"Bye, Mike. See you at school."
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"That's it. Hank, pull over."
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"Please, Hank, don't turn me out."
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"So, feel free to talk while I'm gone."
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"That's fine!"
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"We'll hit the make-up counter. And when I'm through with you..."
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"Okay. You're ripping the jacket."
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"Miss Tammi Duvall works for me."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Well, that's true."
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"Believe it, homie. She's my ho."
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"I'm no good. Ask anyone. Ask my wife."
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"Dang."
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"Well, did you really even want to get your GED? Or was that just another lie?"
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"and she did use you as something of a pimp. But we all make mistakes."
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"All right, man, you can have her."
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"Now, what's the problem here?"
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"Or maybe it was since I totaled her Vette."
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"Someday I would like to travel to Thairabia..."
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"If Boomhauer got kicked out of his house, you would let him stay in the den."
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"Tammi, this is my wife Peggy."
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"The Thai food was Tammi's idea."
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"Well, where are you off to all jazzed up like that?"
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"It's long-distance. But I'll pay you back."
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"Hang on a sec!"
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"No, she is not."
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"Oh, please."
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"- You ever work Houston? - No."
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