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Clips from King of the Hill - Chasing Bobby (S05E05)

"There is something wrong with my eyes. Something seriously wrong."
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"- Yep, that's it. Good night. - Oh. Okay."
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"Bill, knock-knock."
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"- Who's there? - Boo."
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"- Boo who? - "Boo-Hoo" Hank."
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"- What? - Hank."
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"He's not a doctor."
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"But there is nothing medically wrong with you, so it doesn't really matter, does it?"
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"How much longer would you say you have to be this close to my face?"
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"Just as I thought and diagnosed yesterday."
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"Because I will go right back in there and get a referral."
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"[Car engine sputtering]"
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"But, honey, I promise to keep this between you, me, Bobby..."
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"and the family therapist we will undoubtedly have to see."
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"I'm not crying because of Bobby."
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"No, this is not because of your truck, Hank."
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"and there was water in the exhaust."
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"Mr. Hill, I'm afraid the news isn't good."
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"She's only got about 500 miles left, 600 if you drive downhill a lot."
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"and you cannot put a blue-book value on that."
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"Now who's gonna tow me home?"
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"We will now be "rides to the Auto Zone"..."
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"You can't blame Hank for being attached to his truck."
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"You cling to it so it doesn't try to run away."
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"First sign of weakness, I'll shoot her myself."
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"[Car engine starts]"
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"Look, she's running."
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"She's purring like Eartha Kitt."
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"[imitating Kitt's purr]"
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"You got a dang old fire in the hole, man. Ain't gonna do nothing but blow, man!"
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"No, nothing to worry about. Probably just a leak in the fuel line."
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"I'll just have to watch it until the engine runs out of gas."
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"Yep."
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"Yep."
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"All right, Bobby."
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"[Car engine starts]"
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"- So I hope you were kidding. - Hank, it's beautiful."
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"Sorry I'm almost late, sir."
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"Yeah, yeah. I need you, Hank."
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"Clark Mobile Homes is threatening to cancel their account."
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"What the..."
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"It seems Enrique's been short-filling their tanks."
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"- Why would he do that? - Well, I told him to."
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"Cripes almighty! it's hot in here!"
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"Is it the girl in Accounting, my daughter?"
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"Or you fellows?"
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"Whoo-ee! I don't like to get this sweaty..."
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"lessen I have a, you know, little lady to towel off on."
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"So I raised my hand and said:"
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""when I say the homework load has been a little heavy lately.""
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"- Start again, Bobby. Lots of energy. - Okay."
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"It was a day like any other--"
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"and I don't have the energy to listen to any stories. The end."
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"Bobby, honey, it is not because he doesn't love you."
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"Well, that is what he keeps saying anyway."
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"is for the two of you to spend some good time together."
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"Fixing his truck?"
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"No. Wait, honey."
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"Hey, Dad. Need an extra set of hands?"
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"Dang it, BObbV!"
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""We perform miracles at Pick-Up Truck Heaven.""
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"So I called and told them the transmission's shot..."
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"and the engine mounts are rusty, and it was catching fire a lot..."
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"and they said, "No problem.""
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"This place is all the way in West Durndell."
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"I'm not gonna drive my truck 40 miles on some magic-carpet ride..."
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"so some jackass mechanic can tell me there's nothing he can do."
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"Come on, Dad."
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"Your truck drove you to the hospital when you cut your toe with a weed-whacker."
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"You owe it to her to at least try."
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"After all, this is his brilliant idea."
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"I wish I could take credit for it. Oh, I did buy the newspaper."
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"or 1528."
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"It says, "Look for the giant inflated gorilla.""
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"I recognized your truck from your son's description."
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"You have my condolences."
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"I am the salesman."
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"Salesman of the Month, March '98."
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"I'm sure I mentioned that to your son. I'm very proud of it."
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"How could you?"
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"Eighty-four miles I'll never get back."
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"It's not all my fault. Mom did buy the paper."
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"I'm as mad at her as you are."
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"Bobby, take the wheel."
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"She's too solidly manufactured."
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"Stop making train noises. It's not funny."
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"Stop! Someone's on the tracks!"
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"Stop the train! Stop!"
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"considering how much train there was."
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"This is all your fault. You killed my truck."
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"I was just trying to help."
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"You're back."
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"Save your fancy come-ons for the Okies, okay?"
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"And none of your song and dance is gonna change that."
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"Believe me, it would."
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"Now, as long as you have come back..."
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"with a sunroof and seat-warmers in its standard package."
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"- Look, I just need a phone. - There's one in the truck."
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"I'm just gonna use the pay phone in the showroom."
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"Bobby?"
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"- He said he's walking home. - What?"
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"- Why didn't you try to stop him? - Looked like he could use the exercise."
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"I don't know if it was you or the truck..."
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"Excuse me, I'm looking for my son."
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"A kid came running by, asking for directions to Arlen."
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"That's him."
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"I pointed him north on Mariposa, but he went west on Travis."
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"Okay, west."
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"Anti-lock brakes. That's why they didn't lock."
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"Bobby, quick. Get in."
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"Look, Bobby, I'm sorry I blamed you for killing my truck."
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"- I know it wasn't intentional. - Well, you're damn right it wasn't!"
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"I'm sorry I never got a chance to tell her that."
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"Come on. Why don't you climb on up?"
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"Hey, I got my own airbag..."
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"I found this by the tracks."
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"You know, maybe she died there for a reason."
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"Like she was trying to tell you something."
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"Yeah, maybe you're right."
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"Oh, man! There's something in my eye."
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