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Clips from 30 Rock - Tracy Does Conan (S01E01)

"- You sound upset. - I am upset."
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"We'll get to your problem in a minute. Have you had a chance to think of my zinger?"
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""Well, it's almost Thanksgiving, everybody,"
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"and I know what this crowd's giving thanks for..."
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"estate-tax reform.""
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"That is terrific. I really enjoyed that."
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"But do you think it's too topical?"
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"It's not tonight? When is it?"
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"Why are you wearing a tux?"
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"Mr Blue Man!"
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"Excuse me. This is a page coming through."
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"I'm trying!"
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"- Give me his pills! - Here."
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"It's from Dr. Spaceman."
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"Or you may know him from his last appearance on this show,"
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"Tracy?"
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"You really went above and beyond for that guy today."
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"This is going on a little long."
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"- Don't do that. - Pants on! Pants on!"
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"No, sit down. God."
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"Attaboy."
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"Give me that."
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"So, what did you want to talk to me about, huh?"
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"Oh, it's baloney! How'd that grenade not kill him?"
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"He was standing right next to it!"
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"You know, Liz, this controller's defective."
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"Well, I got started in the NBC page program."
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"And before you know it, I'm making hit movies"
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"with my good friend and roommate, Zach Braff."
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"Well, yes, I do know how to clog,"
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"but I don't think anybody wants to see me do that."
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"You do? Really?"
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"See you tomorrow, Mr O'Brien."
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"Look at this ski-jumping idiot Bode Miller. What kind of a fruity name is Bode?"
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"When you and me have kids, we're gonna give them good names like Shannon or Rick."
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"Come on, you go in here and out there."
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"That's my girl. Yeah, bye."
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"Don't do anything strenuous tonight. Don't hit the clubs."
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"and I think you should consider it."
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"This is important to me, so we can either do this the easy way or the hard way."
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"What's the hard way?"
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"You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul"
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"I could tell the story how I met Sharon Stone."
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"I'll try to come up with something for you, but I got to get back downstairs."
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"I don't like that dude."
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"- Frank, that was my blood cookie! - Ew. You want it?"
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"Wear the wig for a week and experience your full potential."
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"I'm not like you."
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"Tracy's doctor put him on some new medication."
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"I'm bugging out!"
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"- I quit. - Jenna, I really don't have time for this."
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"You're a modern-day Lucille Ball. You're prettier than Debra Messing."
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"Oh, my."
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"No!"
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"Take the Blue Man! I don't want the Blue Man!"
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"You still going out with that guy from the pager store?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. He licked all of those."
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"Chewbacca, may I speak to Tracy, please?"
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"You don't even have feet, Blue Man!"
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"No!"
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"when he tried to stab me in the face."
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"OK, got to go. Excuse me."
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"- It's a terrible title. - Action."
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"Well, you tell him that those commercials paid for my vacation home,"
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"Who is this leader of men?"
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"Damn, I wish this event were tonight."
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"Please. It would make my wife's dream come true."
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"including "President Homeboy" and "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'. ""
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"Let's just get him down to hair and makeup. Hopefully, Kenneth will be back any minute."
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"- Maybe something about you and your wife. - Me and my wife like to play rape."
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""Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills,"
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"Good to have you here. That was great, and you're..."
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"Kenneth, I need you to go to Rite Drug, 46th and 8th."
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"What is it? What's the emergency?"
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"That blue dude keep following me!"
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"Blue Man, where your feet at?"
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"- Hey, you did good, kid. - You don't see that every day. Tracy Jordan."
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"I didn't know what you wanted, so I ordered you a cheeseburger."
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"Oh, Dennis, thank you."
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"No, I'm going straight home, actually. I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight."
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"No!"
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"it's my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America."
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"brought on by excessive notoriety"
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"I was afraid this might happen. He's on so many neuroleptics and tricyclics"
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"It's 6:00'? No."
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"You can do this."
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"- When we what? - When we have kids, dummy. Come on."
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"That's great, Tracy! We'll take a break! We'll be right back!"
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"- Why did you bump Jenna from "Conan"? - Because if I have a choice"
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"- OK, not that. - You got anything about being a dad?"
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"So, be honest with me. What did Jack say?"
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"Jenna's not a star. She's capable, but she's not a star."
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"It's after 6:00. What am I, a farmer?"
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"Let... him... through!"
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"Please welcome Tracy Jordan."
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"After you, ma'am."
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