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Clips from American Dad! - Lincoln Lover (S02E02)

"They chose to be Democrats. I,m not telling you to stop hating."
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"I just want you to hate where hate deserves."
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"Hating gays is hate we could be using on the Democrats."
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"They,re supporting the economy by buying high-end appliances and teacup poodles."
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"- Would you forsake Socrates, Plato and Grandpa Walton? - No!"
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"There's room for everyone. We all belong in the G.O.P."
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"- Really? You would,ve thought with the tiny glasses."
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"So come on, L.A. Sparks. Come on, halfthe population of Palm Springs."
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"Oh, who are we kidding? Come on, all of Palm Springs."
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"Come on, Anne Heche, you confused son of a bitch."
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""A house divided against itself cannot stand...."
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"Only if you get a boner, Son. Only if you get a boner."
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"Your typical homosexual male will be in great shape..."
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"Now, I found these small leather journals, so we can record our impressions as we go."
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"Cheese makes me feel better."
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"Aren't we all just slaves?"
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"I,m sorry Mary Todd takes so many long trips, Mr. Lincoln."
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"- We,re members ofthe Log Cabin Republicans. - Log Cabin?"
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"You know, nothing fancy. Wejust threw it together at the last minute."
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"Terry's gay too. He's my boyfriend."
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"Oh, that's- that's funny. Gay couples lie to each other just like regular couples."
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"Who is the only person to win an Oscar, an Emmy and a Tony in the same year?"
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"So? It's me and hate monger Pat Robertson. I met him at some party."
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"and you,re the only gay guy I know who's still in town."
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"God, that was so tight."
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"- What? Why? - Wejust found out her second car is a Prius."
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"The Log Cabin delegates trying to get in tonight didn't choose to be gay..."
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"and flipped for a profit!"
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"I,m not gay. I,m just enjoying the lifestyle."
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"I don't feel anything. You must not be doing it right."
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"Either you are or you,re not. It's not a choice."
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"as the backbone of our last presidential election, they,re still sticking with us."
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"Remember, Steve, these hell-bound folk..."
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"I,m gonna write the play from the point of view..."
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"to good old-fashioned conservative values."
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"Mmm. Oh, my God. What is this?"
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"I think "four score... sounds better than 80..."
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"Now, I don't wanna be late for my first Log Cabin meeting."
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"well dressed, wearing sandals, holding a brightly colored drink and listening to Celine Dion."
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"Two, four, six. eight. Gays are bad God is straight."
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"but they did choose to be Republicans."
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"Otters? We,re coming from our gay Republican meeting."
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"This doesn't make me gay, does it, Dad?"
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"I,ve been waiting my whole life for this."
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"the Log Cabin Republicans will know I,m one of them."
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"It shouldn't be so hard to find confetti."
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"Thank you, Steve. Thank you for making my shame more festive."
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"Me? Speaking at the R.N.C.?"
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"I am a pilgrim in an unholy land!"
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"Steve, don't worry. I,m just spending time with them..."
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"You know, I did some research on the Internet about the whole gay club scene."
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"Good to have you back, Dad."
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"I drank merlot. How come I don't feel anything?"
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"You,re invited guests ofthe devil!"
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"We shouldn't discriminate against gays."
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"Clorox bleach gets your whites white."
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"to attend the convention this year."
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"I know what,ll cheer you up, honey."
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"well, we thinkyou encapsulate what we,re all about."
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"Oh, no, honey. They,re not for you. Those are ambient roses."
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"If you get on that boat with those Republicans..."
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"I was just walking through."
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"- Dad! - Mmm."
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