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Clips from Hannah Montana - Ooh, Ooh, Itchy Woman (S01E01)

"You know, you sound kind of like that old mule"
Hannah Montana
"You're not going on that camping trip today."
Hannah Montana
"But, Daddy, I'm fine."
Hannah Montana
"And I guess I'll just have to call and cancel that interview"
Hannah Montana
"Taylor Kingsford? He is the coolest V J on TV!"
Hannah Montana
"Nice try. But next time you might wanna go for a waterproof rash."
Hannah Montana
"Hallelujah?"
Hannah Montana
"Miley, I know you just don't wanna share a tent with Amber and Ashley,"
Hannah Montana
"but sometimes you just gotta make the best out of a bad situation."
Hannah Montana
"Well, in that case, I'm gonna need a jar of honey,"
Hannah Montana
"Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right,"
Hannah Montana
"Dad, how do we really know that until we try?"
Hannah Montana
"you're gonna get up with fleas."
Hannah Montana
"I even gave it a name. Linda."
Hannah Montana
""Ooo. ""
Hannah Montana
"That is so not funny anymore."
Hannah Montana
"One, two, three, drop!"
Hannah Montana
"Could there possibly be a better place to study nature?"
Hannah Montana
"The answer is yes."
Hannah Montana
"On a 42-inch Hi Def plasma TV in the comfort of my den,"
Hannah Montana
"the feel and smell of nature on your TV."
Hannah Montana
"- I've got a clear shot. - Lilly, no, we might get in trouble."
Hannah Montana
"I thought you said you were gonna make it hurt!"
Hannah Montana
"But I promised my dad I'd be the better person."
Hannah Montana
"Well, I didn't!"
Hannah Montana
"Oh... No."
Hannah Montana
"Because I'm on Taylor Kingsford, your favorite show, tomorrow night"
Hannah Montana
"and if you don't help me, I'm not taking you."
Hannah Montana
"What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire"
Hannah Montana
"and cook ourselves up a big pot of friendship?"
Hannah Montana
"Well, we'd like to, but we don't speak hillbilly."
Hannah Montana
"Just remember Taylor Kingsford, your favorite show."
Hannah Montana
"- Half-caff... - Non-fat,"
Hannah Montana
"Lilly. No!"
Hannah Montana
"Well, this is just great."
Hannah Montana
"Amber and Ashley bail,"
Hannah Montana
"and now we have to put up this thing all by ourselves."
Hannah Montana
"I mean, ask me to change the trucks on a skateboard, I can do that."
Hannah Montana
"But a tent? This'll take forever!"
Hannah Montana
"Ta-da!"
Hannah Montana
"they teach you this stuff before you're potty trained."
Hannah Montana
"Go look inside, there's cut flowers."
Hannah Montana
"- Dad? - Shh!"
Hannah Montana
"maybe the mouse will come."
Hannah Montana
"You should've stopped after "I don't think. ""
Hannah Montana
"- You can pull harder than that, wimp! - Oh, wimpier!"
Hannah Montana
"No place to buy a latte, no place to buy shoes,"
Hannah Montana
"and not a single multi-plex."
Hannah Montana
"Why would anyone want to come to the woods?"
Hannah Montana
"There's nothing but trees. What a waste of space."
Hannah Montana
"And we're supposed to sleep in this?"
Hannah Montana
"- Lattes? - In the forest?"
Hannah Montana
"- Please make her stop. - If it'll make you stop, sure."
Hannah Montana
"Listen, here's a thought,"
Hannah Montana
"That you are two lying, evil nasties!"
Hannah Montana
"avoid the phrase "lying, evil nasties. ""
Hannah Montana
"We didn't think he'd make you wash all the dishes."
Hannah Montana
"Oops! Sorry. See? I can apologize."
Hannah Montana
"Who's stopping ya? I'm with ya!"
Hannah Montana
"Two hundred and forty-eight traps."
Hannah Montana
"Very impressive, Son. Can you come over here for a second?"
Hannah Montana
"Oh, all right. Okay, I know what you're thinking."
Hannah Montana
"But I got the brains to get myself out of this one."
Hannah Montana
"I think the difference is the mouse would've made that jump."
Hannah Montana
"Ow!"
Hannah Montana
"- What's going on? - I think I heard something outside!"
Hannah Montana
"You can do it."
Hannah Montana
"- What is that thing? - I don't know."
Hannah Montana
"It could be a bear or a mountain lion."
Hannah Montana
"Hey, I'm pretty, too!"
Hannah Montana
"Well, I'll mention that at your funeral!"
Hannah Montana
"Our only hope is if I can get to the ranger station alive."
Hannah Montana
"This is stupid. I just can't let you go."
Hannah Montana
"- Thanks for the help. - Anything to get out of Donny's tent."
Hannah Montana
"He got a standing ovation from the skunks."
Hannah Montana
"Ow!"
Hannah Montana
"You let her go, you..."
Hannah Montana
"Ocupado!"
Hannah Montana
"Way to go, Dad, I'll take it from here."
Hannah Montana
"You don't kill a mouse with that kind of talent."
Hannah Montana
"The other side of me"
Hannah Montana
"I mean it! I really do!"
Hannah Montana
"And who is your right-hand lady?"
Hannah Montana
"- Is she all right? - I ask myself that question every day."
Hannah Montana
"Stay!"
Hannah Montana
"Hey, baby girl, if you want to be on the show,"
Hannah Montana
"I have been itching to ask you a few questions."
Hannah Montana
"You always come across so sweet as apple pie."
Hannah Montana
"It's just this... A new dance routine I've been working on,"
Hannah Montana
"and I just can't wait to show it to ya."
Hannah Montana
"- Does it come with a song? - If you want."
Hannah Montana
"- Come on, band, help her out! - Okay."
Hannah Montana
"I never get tired of watching me be right!"
Hannah Montana
"- Oh, yeah. - Scratch dancing!"
Hannah Montana
"Scratch dancing! It's contagious!"
Hannah Montana
"Come on, little girl, bring it!"
Hannah Montana
"- Scratch that! - That's it!"
Hannah Montana
"Hey, Oken, is she your main squeeze?"
Hannah Montana
"Could you be any more of a hillbilly?"
Hannah Montana
"- Loser. Loser. - Loser. Loser."
Hannah Montana
"Oooh."
Hannah Montana
"You do that stupid finger thing one more time and your..."
Hannah Montana
"You get the limo out front"
Hannah Montana
"Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun"
Hannah Montana
"Ninety-eight... I see ya."
Hannah Montana
"Couldn't sleep."
Hannah Montana
"I had set up for Hannah Montana and Taylor Kingsford."
Hannah Montana
"You know, at times like this,"
Hannah Montana
"Well, you remember that kid that always used to tease Jackson?"
Hannah Montana
"That dang mouse is chewing on the wires again!"
Hannah Montana
"It's Spanish for pretty."
Hannah Montana
"Only one man could guide the remaining survivors to safety."
Hannah Montana
"Excellent, now if only we could pick them up and leave."
Hannah Montana
"just steps away from indoor plumbing."
Hannah Montana
"Now set up your tents, get into them and pray for the next 24 hours."
Hannah Montana
"Okay, but make it hurt."
Hannah Montana
"Trust me. You can count on that."
Hannah Montana
"but Lilly and I are willing to forget if you are."
Hannah Montana
"Who wants me to braid their hair?"
Hannah Montana
"You know what I'm thinking, Ash?"
Hannah Montana
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