You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Dream (S09E09)

"Ah. Ah. Wait."
Friends
"Right? I think this might even class up "The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man.""
Friends
"Um, Phoebe..."
Friends
"I really love listening to your music here."
Friends
"But my restaurant, it's sort of an upscale place."
Friends
"Right, yeah, okay. I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault."
Friends
"Phoebe, it's not what you wear."
Friends
"It's sort of your songs."
Friends
"I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore."
Friends
"Oh. Okay. Fine, I'll just..."
Friends
"I'll take the hat back."
Friends
"There."
Friends
"Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened at work the..."
Friends
"My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?"
Friends
"Okay, we're still on that."
Friends
"What, they don't go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?"
Friends
"- Tiny portions? - Yeah, well, um, "Excuse me."
Friends
"I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but I can't see it. I can't see it.""
Friends
"- Phoebe, it's not about quantity. - Well, it's not about quality."
Friends
"Have you ever heard of a "key"? It's what some people sing in."
Friends
"Well, at least all my songs don't taste like garlic."
Friends
"So that's what we're doing."
Friends
"When I'm in a coffeehouse bopping along to one of your songs..."
Friends
"- ...I'm wearing earplugs. - Earplugs or cloves of garlic?"
Friends
"You know what? I take back what I said before."
Friends
"Keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside..."
Friends
"...my bar sales have gone up like crazy."
Friends
"What are people having, the garlic martini?"
Friends
"Here's your bill. We hope you enjoyed your stay."
Friends
"Oh, we did. And you still have all your lamps."
Friends
"- I didn't factor in the room tax. - Dude, don't worry about it."
Friends
"I found an unattended maid's cart. We're way ahead of the game."
Friends
"There's something new in the bowl."
Friends
"- Look, we have enough. Just walk away. - No, but I want the pine cones."
Friends
"- There's a forest right outside. - It's not the same."
Friends
"Thank you for a delightful stay."
Friends
"MY maple candy!"
Friends
"The food here at Javu Will kill you"
Friends
"It's just you. I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall."
Friends
"The only person my playing is bothering is you."
Friends
"- Oh, yeah? Let's settle this. Come on. - Get your garlic peelers off me."
Friends
"Excuse me? Excuse me?"
Friends
"Hi, I'm Monica Geller. I'm the head chef here."
Friends
"Okay, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever."
Friends
"Quick question. By a show of hands..."
Friends
"...how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside?"
Friends
"Okay, okay. How many of you enjoyed the music outside?"
Friends
"Ha!"
Friends
"Let me ask you this question. How many thought the music was fine..."
Friends
"...but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant?"
Friends
"Who identified this restaurant's tone as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"?"
Friends
"Okay, who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretension never hurt anyone?"
Friends
"Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine..."
Friends
"...but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll-taking?"
Friends
"Excuse us."
Friends
"All right, here's a question."
Friends
"Uh, who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy..."
Friends
"...that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music..."
Friends
"...and feels really bad about it now?"
Friends
"Well, who was so stupid and stubborn..."
Friends
"...which she actually thinks is pretty great?"
Friends
"- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too."
Friends
"Hey, you wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?"
Friends
"Yeah, as long as it's free. The food here is ridiculously overpr..."
Friends
"Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?"
Friends
"Oh, man. I thought I got it all."
Friends
"How...?"
Friends
"I was making a peanut butter smoothie, right?"
Friends
"I couldn't find this little plastic thingy that goes in the top of the blender."
Friends
"Wow, definitely just Drake."
Friends
"- What? - How's it going with Drake?"
Friends
"- I don't think it's going very well. - What?"
Friends
"That scene I saw was so good."
Friends
"Is this that thing you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?"
Friends
"A little."
Friends
"No, I really am worried. I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia."
Friends
"- So? - So I've never played that."
Friends
"Oh, honey, it can't be that hard. I mean, you've been in love before."
Friends
"Uh, well, just once..."
Friends
"...with you."
Friends
"Okay. Well, this could be a little awkward."
Friends
"Well, look, can't you just use that method-actor thing..."
Friends
"...where you use your real-life memories to help you in your performance?"
Friends
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Friends
"All right, look, just, um, try to remember how you felt when you were in love..."
Friends
"...and think about that when you're playing the scene."
Friends
"Okay. Yeah, I think I can do that."
Friends
"Yeah. Okay, there's this party scene coming up."
Friends
"...and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't."
Friends
"That makes me think about those times I wanted to grab you and kiss you..."
Friends
"...but you didn't know, so I would just pretend everything was cool..."
Friends
"...but really it was killing me."
Friends
"Joey, you never talked about that before."
Friends
"Well..."
Friends
"Hey, you know what else I could use?"
Friends
"There's this scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom..."
Friends
"...and she doesn't know he's there, which never happened with us."
Friends
"I mean, he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her."
Friends
"You know?"
Friends
"And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup..."
Friends
"...when I would think to myself, "My God, she is beautiful.""
Friends
"And it hurt so much because I knew I could never tell you."
Friends
"But it was worth it just to be there looking at you."
Friends
"Thanks, dude. This is great!"
Friends
"I got you something from Vermont."
Friends
"Besides tampons and salt?"
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"Maple candy. That's so sweet of you."
Friends
"That's weird, it's empty."
Friends
"Hi, you guys. What's going on? You guys wanna hang out, or...?"
Friends
"Do you guys hear a buzzing?"
Friends
"- Things are crazy at the restaurant. - You're really that busy?"
Friends
"Okay. Not that you need it, but good... God! Is that Chase Lassiter?"
Friends
"...and making the biggest mistake of your life."
Friends
"Who hopes the hand-raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?"
Friends
"The only thing we have available is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600."
Friends
"Heh. Don't you think that'll be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn?"
Friends
"It's over. You have to accept that."
Friends
"Not my first time in a hotel, my friend."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends