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Clips from The O.C. - The Rager (S02E02)

"I don't know. What is it, Saturday? He's probably getting a haircut."
The O.C.
"You wouldn't know it, but that guy spends copious amounts of time grooming."
The O.C.
"- What? - Excuse me."
The O.C.
"I'm actually in a meeting right now with... with Reed."
The O.C.
"Oh, okay. Well, uh, when you're done with him, will you meet me at Marissa's?"
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"Oh, my God, I love these Little Miss Vixen sketches."
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"- Who's that? - The waitress."
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"Anyways, I'm gonna call you back in a little bit."
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"- That's my mom. - You call your mom "girlfriend"?"
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"- Mrs. Cooper-Nichol? - Yeah?"
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"- Hey. - Marissa. What are you doing here?"
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"Okay. Okay. All right. Let me get my keys."
The O.C.
"Afraid someone's going to steal your beanbag?"
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"I can't believe I forgot my wallet. It'll just take a second, okay?"
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"actually, I was thinking maybe we could eat in."
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"Surprise."
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"Well, happy birthday, dude."
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"Happy Birthday."
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"All right, we have hot dogs and hamburgers and kielbasas for you."
The O.C.
"That's right. I grilled some corn. I grilled some veggies."
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"I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just... I grilled it."
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"Marissa, I have to go out for a bit. Can I trust you while I'm gone?"
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"It's only going to be us, and maybe a couple girls from the charity league."
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"- Is that Ryan's brother? - Yeah."
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"Okay. Well, since he's 21, I gues it'd be okay if he had a beer."
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"But just one. See, I can be a cool mom, too. Bye, honey."
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"One weekend we should drive down to Swami's."
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"Count me in."
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"- Hey, Kirsten. - Hey, Carter. You look nice."
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"Oh, thanks. Sandy told me to spiff it up a bit."
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"Yeah, I didn't want him to embarrass us."
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"No, it's not. It's fun."
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"- Carter? You remember Erin? - Yes, I do. Hi."
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"My wife, Kirsten."
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"- Nice to meet you. - You, too."
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"I was just saying to Carter we should go down to Swami's some weekend."
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"- What do you think? - Sure, I'd love to."
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"Guys, come on outside. The best thing about this place are the sunsets."
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"Lead the way."
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"Hey, Jules. Thanks for coming."
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"Just tell me what I'm doing here, hmm?"
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"Here. It's the rest of the tapes."
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"Look, just yesterday I got offered $8,500 for them, but I said no."
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"What a gentleman."
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"So you want points for turning down eight grand, after fleecing Caleb for $500,000?"
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"- I didn't get a penny out of Caleb. - What are you talking about?"
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"Yeah, after he got the master tape, he had me beaten up and threatened a lot worse."
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"But I guess he didn't tell you that."
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"You know, to protect his wife and all."
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"But I guess a guy like Caleb Nichol doesn't mind taking chances."
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"Yeah, when it's my reputation he's gambling."
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"Yeah, I remember."
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"Every cent. But I don't. I got nothing."
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"Not even the $8,500."
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"Huh? So, uh, how many people would you say you invited?"
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"I don't even know four other people."
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"- Looks like word spread. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - I don't know."
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"I think I see somebody doing magic by the pool. Let's go check that out."
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"This is fine. You won't get in trouble for this, right?"
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt your drinking. I'm looking for, uh, Zach."
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"- He plays water polo, too. - Are you talking to me, geek?"
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"we're probably past it. Oh, your hand goes all the way around. Kind of hard to breathe."
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"- Thanks. It's a Buddha smoking a joint. - That's very artistic."
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"I'd show you the rest, but my boyfriend's probably watching."
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"Dude, Reed. Remember the whole professional ethics conversation we had?"
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"Oh, yeah, like not letting me know there was a meeting?"
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"First of all, you were the guy. You're like, "I have a laundry list of things to do.""
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"I distinctly remember saying gay vibe, and the two are very different."
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"Okay, then how about me getting you cappuccinos?"
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"Bone dry? What does... what does that even mean?"
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"so you just look for your date, and I'll look for mine."
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"Finally, somewhere private."
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"- You don't go to Harbor, do you? - No. I just moved here."
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"- From where? - Prison."
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"So, what's a car thief doing at a Newport rager?"
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"Well, convict..."
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"Time to open your present."
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"- Dwight. - Oh, no. Oh. Dwight."
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"Like, yeah, "Vegas, bottom line, you're going to get screwed.""
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"Uh, you went through a lot of shirts."
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"- This was actually pretty fun, but, um... - Hold on. Don't go yet."
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"- One more drink... for Whitesnake. - For Whitesnake."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, no, come in. There are already a couple people in the shower already."
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"Well, some girls at our school can be idiots."
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"I know this sounds crazy, but, uh, have you ever heard of Little Miss Vixen?"
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"Yeah, um... how do you know about Little Miss Vixen? Do you know Seth?"
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"Don't you dare! Don't even pretend that you didn't lie."
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"Oh, right, this is my fault,"
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"because, of course, I wouldn't want to know that my boyfriend met some gorgeous 23-year-old"
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"who loves comics and thinks he's the next Brian Bendis, whatever that means."
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"- Oh, my God. - Hey."
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"Summer, please."
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"Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song"
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"No, you know, he said he didn't judge me about the whole..."
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"and when he did, I could see it in his eyes. He was... disgusted."
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"So, yeah, uh, he'll divorce me."
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"I'll have no money, no career, no friends, nothing... for me and my girls."
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"What if something was to happen to Caleb?"
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"my life just felt like it stopped, you know?"
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"But seeing you again... I feel like I'm finally waking up."
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"so if getting rid of Caleb means you and your daughters will be taken care of..."
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"Looking good, man."
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"Someone's got to be responsible."
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"Oh, okay, that's it."
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"I don't even want to deal with this."
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"Excuse me. This is my room."
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"- Oh. You want in? - Get out."
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"Dude..."
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"Your mom would understand, don't you think, if she came home right now?"
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"I mean, she did say Trey could have a beer."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Who is it?! - I don't know."
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"Oh, I remember that article you wrote in Revolutions"
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"Yeah, but you were right. Now look at Tyco and Enron."
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"Still got sued."
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"You ever think about holding back, playing it safe?"
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"You know, at the risk of sounding... pompous,"
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"Just a minute. Excuse me."
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