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Clips from The Simpsons - Peeping Mom (S26E26)

"Now I've got everything I need to convict your boy,"
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"except for motive, means and opportunity."
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"You also have no evidence."
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"Is that a word-- "remanding"?"
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"Hmm?"
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"What?"
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"Monarch butterfly, earwig,"
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"Mahershalalhasbaz. We just call her Baz."
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"Pray. Play dead."
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"Now resurrect."
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"All right, Mr. Smarty, what went on back there?"
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"Mom, why is it the only time you call me smart"
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"is when you're being sarcastic?"
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"Why don't you think about what you just did?"
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"Hmm. I will live with that forever,"
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"I swear to you on my mother's grave, I didn't do a thing!"
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"Marge, Bart, I've noticed"
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"neither of you have said a word all meal."
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"Are there feelings going unexpressed here?"
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"Kids, could you excuse us for a moment?"
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"What'd he do? What'd he do?"
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"Does a wife know things? - Yes."
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"Oh, Bart's ten. He's too old to be handled."
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"We should just think of excuses for when he goes bonkers."
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"Oh. "Acne medicine.""
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"When in doubt, blame the acne medicine."
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"The NASL would have made money"
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"if someone had washed a few sumo loincloths for me!"
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"Bart, get in here!"
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"you know nothing about that bulldozer."
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"I know nothing about that bulldozer."
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"This is bad."
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"He can't tell his mother what he does."
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"I know nothing about that bulldozer."
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"I am not cable news."
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"Stop lying right now!"
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"All aboard."
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"You're gonna be riding this bus?"
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"I'm going to be watching my son wherever he goes."
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"Then you'd better go out the back,"
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"'cause that's where he went."
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"Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog."
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"I'm sure she has fun with you."
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"She sure likes you."
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"Now, apparently, I have cheeseburgers in my sweat."
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"I can leave any time, Bart."
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"Just tell me what happened with that bulldozer."
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"Next question. - Fine."
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"I copy off him?!"
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"What brand of poppycock is this miscreant feeding you, madam?"
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"Okay, Mom, I admit it."
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"There's a few lies I told you that you're gonna find out."
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"Hey, Simpson, you need your mommy"
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"to cut your carrots for you?"
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"Brilliant!"
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"you don't like."
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"Following an adult is creepy."
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"Is my mom still outside?"
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"Hello! Good-bye!"
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"and we've only written one song!"
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"That diet doesn't work."
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"You have to give it a year."
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"I caused quite a ruckus in the nurse's office"
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"by pointing out they weren't putting fresh paper"
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"on the lay-down table."
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"No worries there. Nah."
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"I bet you escaped, and now Flanders is worried sick."
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"I should call him... after I scratch your tummy!"
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"That's right!"
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"Who likes their tummy scratched while Flanders is worried sick?"
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"You do! You do! Yes, you do!"
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"Oh, he doesn't know where you are."
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"Come on, boy. We'll go to my room."
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"I can play jazz, or give you a bath, or..."
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"Hmm?"
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"Never, ever gonna change."
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"Lisa, can I talk to you?"
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"Oh, here it is, the quick check-in"
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"every two years just like clockwork."
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"All right, let me speak to you in a language you'll understand."
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy, Lisa never gets it."
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"It's not really like him. I shouldn't say this."
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"I should never say this, but I will."
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"She's my favorite child."
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"Oh, now he's pulling out the big guns."
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"You want some ice cream? - Yes!"
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"Ice cream. Oh, yeah, it's kid whiskey. I knew he was gonna break."
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"I'm gonna write a song. That makes them happy, and the best part is..."
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"Boys, isn't that the ball that she won't play with?"
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"He's not your uncle!"
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"So that means I can marry Maggie?"
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"Well, be ye?"
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"Bart, you know you're always welcome"
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"to come stay in my tree house."
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"You don't have a tree house."
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"My dad's gonna build it."
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"That's why I didn't get a present from him"
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"last birthday and Christmas."
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"It's gonna be some tree house."
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"Milhouse, you don't even have a tree."
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"He's gonna plant it soon."
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"to buy a pack of apple seeds."
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"Your mom says that makes you bloated."
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"and ruin her dainty little shoes."
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"so I can pretend there isn't a fight going on."
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"Mom, you have gone too far."
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"Superman's mom would never go in his Fortress of Solitude!"
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"When will you leave me alone?"
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"I know nothing about that bulldozer!"
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"Milhouse, is there something you know about the bulldozer?"
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"Well, I know the bulldozer was invented in 1923"
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"by James Cummings and J. Earl McLeod."
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"Got to get out. Get to get out."
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"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mom."
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"That means you got this from Homer."
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"As always, I will interpret the lack of any sort of response"
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"Well, the kid passed through again."
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"Nice rowing, Bart."
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"Stop caring about me!"
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"Your nagging is melting my bones."
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