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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (S03E03)

"You have our support."
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"and they're both "Sssmokin'!""
Family Guy
"I loved that in Mask. "Sssmokin'!""
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"Do I have to listen to this drivel 24 hours a day?!"
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"But, hey, I guess anything's better than looking at your smelly face!"
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"The company finally thinks I'm worth something."
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"You make me sick being bought off with a few lousy perks."
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"We need someone important like you to go down to Washington"
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"Washington? Sweet."
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"The new owners gave everyone raises."
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"And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to SeaWorld."
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"Here's the thing. Some troublemakers in Congress are trying to shut us down."
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"Look, kids. Here's your father in People magazine with Jim Carrey,"
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"Aoow!"
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"Bravo, Lois. The last horse finally crosses the finish line."
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""I don't want to say you're rich, but when you walk into a bank,"
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"Uh..."
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"- Mom! - Honey, your face smells fine."
Family Guy
"He doesn't mean it. It's the lack of nicotine."
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"If I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it!"
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"Yes. I, too, applaud the oaf for finally showing initiative."
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"God knows it was years overdue."
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"You know who I saw at the market today?"
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"Patty Croft. Oh, and she has gotten fat!"
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"I knew smoking was bad. But I still sold my soul."
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"And for what? Martha Stewart?"
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"Finally."
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"Ah."
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""They call me Bill"
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""And I'm standing here on Capitol..."
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"Bob Dole's a friend of the tobacco industry. Bob Dole likes your style."
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"There you are. I caught Stewie smoking. That cigarette company is evil."
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"- We can't be a part of this any more. - This is the best job I ever had!"
Family Guy
"Since I became president, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano."
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"- What kind of cheap shot... Joel! - I'm suing. I'm suing. I'm on it. I'm on it."
Family Guy
"So Stewie had a puff. He's old enough to make his own decisions."
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"For God's sakes, Lois, he's one. Cut the umbilical cord."
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"Oh, please, Peter, do the right thing."
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"And for you naysayers, I have two strong words for you..."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"- OK. OK, sure. - All right. Why not?"
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"...and..."
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"Baby needs to suck ash! Baby needs to suck ash!"
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"Is that a baby?"
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"I don't care about this job any more. Cigarettes are bad!"
Family Guy
"Mr Griffin is right! Smoking is a horrible vice!"
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"It shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air."
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"According to recent polls, air is good."
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"Cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother!"
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"I propose we send a message to tobacco companies"
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"That's the spirit, Frank. But I think a real number might be more effective."
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"All in favour of fining this evil tobacco giant $100 million dollars say "Aye"."
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"- Aye! - But that'll bankrupt us!"
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"Thanks for that zinger. Give me a snappy line to go out on."
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"Actually, our lunch is here."
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"Well, that's my mama!"
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"Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. We've had a lot of laughs tonight."
Family Guy
"But I'll tell you what's not funny. Killing strippers. Strippers are people, too."
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"Besides, there's no need to kill 'em. Most of them are already dead inside."
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"Good night, everyone."
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"Earn it..."
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"- But you just said you hated me. - But... not you the president."
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"Agh!"
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"Oh, it's OK. It's OK, Senator. This girl didn't have a family."
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"- He said it through a hole in his throat. - That doesn't make him right."
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"Oh, God! Agh! Agh!"
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"Smoke."
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"- Piss off! - What?"
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"I'm just a bit testy. Stop staring at my tail!"
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"Dick Armey."
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""Yes, they call me Bill"
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