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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The 2003 Approximation (S09E09)

"I was thinking it might be cool"
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"to have live music here a few nights a week."
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"You know, give this place more"
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"of a "staying in business" vibe."
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"I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free."
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"Hey, we've always talked"
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"about playing together."
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"Well, it could be fun"
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"What's that?"
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"It's been around for years."
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"I like it."
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"It sounds exactly like something"
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"I shouldn't be expected to pay for."
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"we're gonna need a cool band name."
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"You know, I've actually"
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"Really?"
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"I tried to put together in junior high,"
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"but I was short two friends."
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"What is it?"
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"Just a few more signatures, and we'll be finished."
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"Initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key."
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"Okay."
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"As my future neighbor,"
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"Initial here to acknowledge you received it."
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"I'm proud of you. You're taking this really well."
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"Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again."
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"please check here to reserve your spot"
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"Do I really have to do that now?"
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"No, but if you want chicken"
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"and get stuck with the fish,year that's on you."
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"and get stuck with the fish, that's on you."
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"All right."
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"Oh, and lastly,"
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"please initial here to confirm"
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"that ownership of the living room couch"
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"and all alternate universes"
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"except for those universes where owning a couch"
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"In which case, all glory to the hive queen."
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"and we will officially no longer be roommates."
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"What's the matter?"
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"It's harder than I thought."
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"Let me help you."
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"That helped."
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"Kind of a,"
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"a power ballad, superhero crossover tale"
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"of epic proportions."
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"Is it cold in here,"
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"'cause, oh, my."
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"Okay, so it's a, it's a David and Goliath story."
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"It's about man against God."
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"of Thor versus Indiana Jones.""
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"Thor versus Indiana Jones?"
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"Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet,"
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"but I was thinking something like, um..."
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"♪ Oh, Indy ♪"
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"♪ The skies are so windy ♪"
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"♪ Is that a flying man with a killer bod? ♪"
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"♪ That's no man ♪"
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"♪ It's a Norse god. ♪"
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"Oh yes, definitely."
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"Hang on."
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"♪ Thunder clapped as Thor raised his mighty hammer ♪"
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"Okay, and here's the hook."
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"♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪"
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"♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪"
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"♪ The other plays with bones ♪"
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"♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪"
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"♪ One plays with lightning ♪"
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"Sure. It says here you're a chemist."
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"Which element on the periodic table"
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"Looks like argon's not the only one"
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"with an attitude problem."
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"would you say that you smell better, worse"
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"or the same as you do right now?"
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"what is the best fruit,"
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"but then I realized what I want to ask you"
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"is why is there a Band-Aid on your forearm,"
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"I really want to ask you is"
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"just can you just go?"
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"You have a job in the sciences."
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"I've got to say, if this credit report comes back good,"
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"I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon."
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"But I met with 11 people,"
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"and they all walked out."
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"What happened to me, Amy?"
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"Years ago I was"
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"completely disengaged from my feelings."
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"I'd say it was a happier time,"
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"but I was disengaged from my feelings, so who can tell?"
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"You know, feelings are a part of life."
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"They didn't used to be."
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"You and Leonard and Penny,"
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"I don't think that was the point of the movie."
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"Fine, then I was like Pinocchio"
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"before that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy."
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"Well, it's Thai food night."
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"you don't live with Sheldon anymore."
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"You can have anything you want."
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"You're right."
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"Mexican?"
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"Pizza? Barbecue?"
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"Korean? Korean barbecue?"
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"How about Thai food?"
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"Hey, we're going to dinner. You want to come?"
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"Oh, I wish I could,"
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"but I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable,"
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"so, like an operating system,"
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"I'm restoring my life to the last stable version,"
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"which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard."
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"You heard him, no."
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"Hang on."
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"Wait, you actually think it's 2003?"
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"No, just because I'm living my life"
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"like it was 12 years ago doesn't mean I'm delusional."
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"And since it is 2003,"
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"so please exit the premises"
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"before I call the police on my stylish new flip phone."
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"I'm just, you know, worried about Sheldon."
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"Well, come on, he's a grown man in his 30s"
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"pretending to be a grown man in his 20s."
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