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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bachelor Party Corrosion (S09E09)

"I have an eidetic memory."
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"I had no idea"
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"tortilla chips were such a good fuel source."
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"They're basically pure hydrocarbons soaked in fat."
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"Let's hope the lug nut expands."
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"We have plenty of food for the animals."
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"- We do? - Yep."
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"A six-foot wiener in a Flash T-shirt."
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"It's burning salsa."
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"combined with electricity will corrode the lug nut off."
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"What an innovative solution."
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"Perhaps I don't give your MIT education enough credit."
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"Yeah, I saw it on Mythbusters."
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"All right, this rust,"
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"Couple pinches ought to do the trick."
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"Well, let's start small."
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"We can always add more."
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"You put up a good fight, lug nut,"
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"but you've met your match."
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"What are you doing back?"
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"If it makes you feel any better,"
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"I pierced Amy's ears"
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"and her mom made her sit in my closet."
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"My dad killed my pig with his tractor."
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"You win."
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"Sure."
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"were evolved by the cabbage family"
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"Well, that was fun."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x03 ♪ The Bachelor Party Corrosion Original Air Date on October"
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"India."
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"I hope the boys don't get too crazy in Mexico."
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"lousy with Jane Fonda workout videos."
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"Speaking of Sheldon,"
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"You know, it is normal"
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"Your hair? Your shoes!"
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"and a physicist"
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"What if it's banditos shooting at us?"
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"It's the tire."
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"Penny, I'm no longer in a relationship."
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"What?"
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"Wow, this one's really stuck."
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"but when I'm done, you're calling your mother."
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"Hey, Daddy."
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"Oh, you should see it."
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"I backed over your pet pig with it."
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"The vet took care of that."
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"What are you doing?"
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"It helps you push."
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"Great."
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"Everybody hold on!"
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"Really?"
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"No."
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"and she made us eat penis cookies!"
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"I don't think the lever's working."
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"Guys, excuse me,"
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"using actual science?"
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"Sometimes it's a curse."
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"It's a bachelor party. Lighten up."
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"is now thermite."
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"We got a flat"
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"Yeah."
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"and we're here to take you"
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"Moondance?"
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"He was a beloved member of the family."
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"♪ We will ♪"
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"That's not very nice."
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"Anyway, uh..."
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"and there's a chance you'll get diarrhea."
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"But it's only a matter of time"
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"I don't know."
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"You killed my pig?"
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"♪ Playin' in the street ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"You really didn't have to..."
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"That's so cool."
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"What was that?"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"Amy, I noticed your status still says"
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"This van was owned and driven by your personal"
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"Right now."
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"I'm from Texas--"
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"Why? I can do it right here."
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"Hey, watch your speed."
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"Well, Sheldon, there's something about this van"
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"to dance with his daughter at her wedding."
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"♪ We will ♪"
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"Right."
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"Hey, look!"
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"The veins are gummy worms."
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"Boy, that was a long night for me."
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"What did we do?"
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"so there's a van downstairs"
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"I know we're not making a fuss,"
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"with the Leonard-shaped pile of pillows."
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"Hey, I have to return this van."
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"that does get the creative juices flowing."
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"You're not gonna let this go, are you?"
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"I-I haven't told her yet."
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"I feel terrible."
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"Leonard is so great."
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"Well, then I'm happy for you."
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"I'll bet there's something around here"
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"and rolling around in the mud."
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"You're up. Call your mother."
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"It's not funny."
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"If you need a green hand,"
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"Don't you think we can figure this out"
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"I'm hoping the acidity and salinity"
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"♪ Make a big noise ♪"
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"We blew up Feynman's van."
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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