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Clips from The Simpsons - Smart & Smarter (S15E15)

"BART: This place looks familiar."
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"It used to be The Leaning Tower of Pizza."
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"They just painted the tower brown."
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"Hey, Apu. What's with the line?"
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"For the rest of you, better luck next life."
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"That's a lot of pressure to put on a baby."
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"You know, Marge makes a good point."
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"Competitive schools aren't for every baby."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"just because I owe you $14,000?"
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"I'll show you!"
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"I will hire a collection agency."
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"Which one? Tri-City, Omni-Pay, lnsta-Threat? I've beaten 'em all!"
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"HENRY: Look, stop right there."
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"Do you know what I say? I say, "Next.""
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"You're a poopie!"
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"You nurse with that mouth?"
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"And what's your name?"
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"Maggie."
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"I'm sorry, but why are you answering for her?"
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"Maggie doesn't talk yet."
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"Oh, no, no. She says lots of words."
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"Maggie, we're not a mime school,"
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"But here's some good news. The Gap will always need sweater folders."
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"I'm sorry we wasted your time, your lordship."
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"...who steals from the till. Would ya let me finish? Jeez!"
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"Maggie, you're as smart as any one of those kids."
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"Come on."
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"Okay, for Malibu Stacy's beach party,"
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"we've got pita, hummus, tempeh, tofu."
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"Oh, my God! You're not just smart, you're brilliant!"
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"Mom!"
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"Pippi Non-talking."
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"Just because Maggie can't talk, doesn't mean she's dumb."
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"Einstein didn't speak till he was three."
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"And even then, he could only speak German."
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"Well, congratulations. You're now as intelligent as a pig."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Woo-hoo! I got that one right, too."
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"(LAUGHING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)"
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"ALL: Ooh!"
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"Philippa, I think you should come in here."
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"Oh, my God! Yay!"
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"Go, Seminoles!"
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"One sixty-seven! That's amazing for a Christian."
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"But my lQ is only 159."
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"That's right, because 167 is a bigger number than 159."
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"Do you see how that works?"
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"Yes, thank you."
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"So our kids keep getting smarter."
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"which we could use to go back in time and not have any kids!"
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"All our children are smart."
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"Some are just smarter than the others."
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"Welcome to the others."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"MARGE: Maggie, look at all the stuff your new school sent over."
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"(MAGGIE GIGGLING)"
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"(READING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I'm slapping this sucker right over "Support Our Troops.""
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"Look, Lisa. There's something in here for you!"
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"Really?"
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"Sweetie, you seem so blue."
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"Did the last of something die?"
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"No, Mom. It's just that I used to be the smart one."
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"Now, I don't know who I am."
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"Well, I know who you are."
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"And here's something to help you never forget."
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"I already have one of those."
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"Hmm."
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"She escaped from the circus and went for it!"
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"Right, right."
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"Time to show them the new me."
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"No one's happier and more well-adjusted than a stand-up comedian."
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"How about these entrees?"
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"All right. So what else is going on? Let's see."
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"Oh, untrue. Last Thursday, we visited a battlefield."
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"Uh, well, I..."
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"I'm bem-barrassed for you."
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"The following "ha-ha" is not from"
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"amusement but an expression of contempt."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Okay, okay, don't get discouraged."
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"Every me they reject gets me closer to the me they'll like."
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"We'll go to the cemetery and summon"
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"the dark lord by kissing and junk."
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"Okay. But first, you must apprentice"
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"by kissing the goddess lronica,"
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"uh, who lives in this rock."
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"Do it for an hour, hour and a half."
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"Oh, none of these feel right. Wait, wait. Did I try soccer player?"
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"I'm a mess. I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby."
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"When you're a baby, you spend all day just rolling around on the floor."
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"(GRUMBLING)"
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"Floor baby! Floor baby!"
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"You're making fun of him for something you made him do!"
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"Yeah? Well, you're gay."
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"People who accuse others of being gay"
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"are often covering up their own latent homosexuality."
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"Bullies rule!"
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"PHONIC FROG: Aw. Buh. Kkk."
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"Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er."
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"(LAUGHING) That's me. Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er."
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"He's too sick to work today."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"(WHINING)"
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"Fine. I'll help you with your stupid flashcards."
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"Hmm?"
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"(SNORING)"
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"(HESITANTLY) No, that's wrong."
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"That's right! This spells "dog.""
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"You are purposely teaching her the wrong word!"
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"Lisa, I'm surprised."
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"Your sister just wants to learn and be like you!"
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"You are a disappointment to Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"Goodbye, Maggie. I'm smart enough"
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"Two cents."
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