Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - Home Alone (S02E02)

"TOM: Hey, Robert--"
The Boondocks (2005)
"WOMAN: Deleted."
The Boondocks (2005)
"WOMAN: Deleted."
The Boondocks (2005)
"♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪"
The Boondocks (2005)
"♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[CRASHING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"HUEY: The sectarian conflict"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[♪♪♪]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[GLASS SMASHING, CRASHING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Huh?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"All you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house."
The Boondocks (2005)
"You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Fill the bathtub with water"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Still got soap in my ass."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Sounds to me like you need a vacation."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Shit, who you telling? I need to get my black ass away."
The Boondocks (2005)
"[LAUGHING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"to show them young boys how the real players play."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Oh, yeah, look out."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Yeah, you know what? You should go to Latin America."
The Boondocks (2005)
"You know, someplace like Costa Rica."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Get a table in VIP, pop a little Cristal."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Ha-ha. I don't think you're supposed to drink Cristal."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Oh, hold on, I know what he said."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Well, I don't know if that's what he said,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"but you're not supposed to drink it."
The Boondocks (2005)
"But I wanna drink Cris."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Poor white man."
The Boondocks (2005)
"He can't have nothing nice for himself no more."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Timberland? Niggers got to that too."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Mercedes, Versace, white women. Niggers, niggers, niggers."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Hey, Robert, if you want beef with the Roc, that's on you."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Hope the Jigga Man ain't there."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Like I give a damn."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Shoot, I drink what I wanna drink."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Besides, I packs the heat."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I wish a nigger would try to tell me what to drink."
The Boondocks (2005)
"TOM: Yeah! I bet our dollar is worth 20 of theirs."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Uh, damn, Tom, are you sure you wanna come?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"I mean, you married."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Ha! Oh, listen to this:"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Sure, as long as I stay within the agreed parameters."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Ha, ha. Hey, I'm not dead, you know."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I still do the darn thing from time to time."
The Boondocks (2005)
"You and me baby, doing it big. It'll be great."
The Boondocks (2005)
"[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Pictures? Yes, I'll take a dozen 8-by-10."
The Boondocks (2005)
"So then my dream got really weird,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"I had a skirt on and everything. Do you know what that means?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[SHOUTING] Told you so!"
The Boondocks (2005)
"TOM: So, what do you say?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Should I call my travel agent or what, huh?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Uh... Yeah. Let me, uh, check my schedule."
The Boondocks (2005)
"HUEY: In the past, Granddad has had complications with babysitters."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I know. We should make s'mores. Tell stories? Hide-and-go-seek?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Can we play cops-and-robbers?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"I wouldn't."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Cops-and-robbers? Sounds like fun."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Bitch, this all you got?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"with fucking two minutes on it?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"No teenager in the world would babysit us now."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Granddad was forced to hire"
The Boondocks (2005)
"one of those no-nonsense British super nannies."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Which actually worked out,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"except Granddad set up a nanny cam."
The Boondocks (2005)
"GRANDDAD: This is when you used my telephone."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Who the hell you got to talk to?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"You left the lights on in the kitchen."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I don't see nobody there. Do you?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Sitting up here, watching television,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"all the lights on."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Using up all of my electricity, eating a sandwich."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I'd like a sandwich myself. All my bologna is gone."
The Boondocks (2005)
"What's wrong with you, woman?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"HUEY: After that, Granddad had to be more creative."
The Boondocks (2005)
"who need some positivity."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Yep, bedtime's at 9. Have fun."
The Boondocks (2005)
"[♪♪♪]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[MUFFLED MURMURING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[GASPS]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"[WHIMPERING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"How are we supposed to survive for two weeks?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Oh, now you worried about how you're gonna"
The Boondocks (2005)
"make it without your Granddaddy."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Y'all should of thought about that when y'all fucking up."
The Boondocks (2005)
"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Shoot, it's Tom."
The Boondocks (2005)
"so I'm gonna go and pretend I didn't go,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"and take that lie with me to the grave."
The Boondocks (2005)
"So don't tell him. Say I went to the store."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Well, it's harder to talk if my mouth is full."
The Boondocks (2005)
"All right, fine."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I left food money in the cabinet above the oven."
The Boondocks (2005)
"We can take care of ourselves."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Yeah, not like we gonna try to kill each other."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Shut up. Do what Ruckus says and don't mess up my house."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Okay, first of all, ain't nobody talking"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Your granddaddy picked me"
The Boondocks (2005)
"because I am a licensed zoologist."
The Boondocks (2005)
"This is an opportunity to observe you niggers"
The Boondocks (2005)
"WOMAN [OVER PA]: Please do not look Muslim at the airport."
The Boondocks (2005)
"This is all for show."
The Boondocks (2005)
"with a stick of dynamite up his ass."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Do not say "bomb" at the airport."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Oh, hurry up. I'm trying to do it big."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Boarding pass and ID."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Due to a heightened level of security,"
The Boondocks (2005)
"no colored liquid or people are allowed to board a plane."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Boarding pass and ID."
The Boondocks (2005)
"But I just showed it to her, then I walked straight to you."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Sir, I don't have time for this."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I don't wanna show my ID again."
The Boondocks (2005)
"which is why I don't wanna get it out again."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Doesn't that makes sense?"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Mm-hm. We got a problem here. Requesting backup."
The Boondocks (2005)
"I hate damn airports!"
The Boondocks (2005)
"Boarding pass and ID."
The Boondocks (2005)
"[SCREAMS]"
The Boondocks (2005)
"The third time, I'm calling up the lynching mob."
The Boondocks (2005)
"Get the little pretty girls."
The Boondocks (2005)
Show more clips