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Clips from The Office - Free Family Portrait Studio (S08E08)

"custom-ordered the same suit made with tear-away Velcro"
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"and you can fill in the rest."
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"What?"
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"Damn it, Jim"
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"Now he's trying to get me to bring my children into work"
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"Let me get this straight you lost all of it?"
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"All your winnings $150,000?"
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"You mean to tell me no one wanted"
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"an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?"
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"They did not"
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"Well, I've got to try it I wouldn't"
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"Oh, come on. What's the harm?"
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"Hmm"
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"What flavor is that?"
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"The coconut's pretty subtle"
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"Come on, man. Can you just give us a yes or a no?"
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"Ooh! Hold on a second"
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"If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon"
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"Then I would date the hell out of me"
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"I wouldn't give in to me too fast,"
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"When I finally did give in I would go crazy on myself"
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"Hi, guys"
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"I'm... I'm good Thank you. How are you?"
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"Great, yeah. Good"
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"Look, I'm not here to get my old job back"
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"Just wanted to come in here and literally beg you"
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"water the plants."
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"No, you don't Clean the toilets"
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"Pull the poop out of the toilets"
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"Not even a thing. Just please"
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"Andy. Andy"
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"Please give me something"
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"Why don't you clean the carpets for today?"
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"Pick yourself up"
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"You don't need to"
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"Good, good This carpet's overdue for a good mopping"
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"Is a mop the most efficient too to use on a carpet?"
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"Yeah, it is, actually"
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"I can't hold it in any longer"
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"Because I convinced David Wallace"
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"to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre"
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"Family picture"
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"Pam. No"
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"No, we talked about not bringing them"
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"into Dwight's photo studio/trap."
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"Yes, and then we decided that was crazy."
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"No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it"
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"No, we settled in a much more rational place"
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"We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child"
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"But are you 1 00% sure? I don't think any of us are"
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"No, no"
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"Nope"
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"But it's free and we'll keep our eye on them"
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"And we will make sure that Dwight doesn't do anything"
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"Okay ...C-R-A-Z-Y"
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"Wait. C-R-A-Z"
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"Great, right up there"
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"Yeah Yeah."
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"You sit right here one time."
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"There you go Okay."
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"All right, why don't you just give him to me?"
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"Perfect"
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"This is great, excuse me"
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"You ready? There you go"
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"Okay. All right, let's do it"
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"Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight Okay, yeah"
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"Sir, could you look into the camera?"
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"Let's do it Shoot it. Great"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Jim, right here right here. Okay. Good"
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"Oh, so that's it? That's it"
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"See, that wasn't so hard"
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"Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody"
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"What, why? Hi, honey. What... How are you doing?"
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"You know, my office got a call"
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"And if there's one thing every politician instinctively understands"
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"it's a good photo op"
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"Okay, you're going to go through the hallway."
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"Here's a map And if you get lost just follow the blue line"
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"Thanks"
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"Well, well, well, Senator Lipton. Welcome"
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"Nice to see you"
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"May I hold him? Sure"
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"No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day."
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"I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing"
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"to get a sample of my baby's DNA"
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"to prove he's the father"
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"Because the Senator is the only man I've ever been with"
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"What do you think about that? See?"
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"See that ducky?"
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"Okay, hold on a second, folks"
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"A few of the baby's hairs are out of place"
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"Oh, thank you No, no, no"
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"I like the baby's hair the way it is."
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"Really?"
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"This is getting more and more delicious by the minute."
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"Hey, Nellie. I made... I made you"
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"Well, I don't want any soup"
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"But it's really good"
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"Oh! Come on, Andy"
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"I know this is going to be a great payoff"
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"But after you're manager"
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"Okay? Calibrate"
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"Okay, here we go"
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"Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench into the works"
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"but I want everything to be perfect"
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"and the baby's fingernails are just bothering me."
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"Uh-uh. Leave us alone"
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"with the fingernails"
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"Although"
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"aren't those excess skin cells"
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"Dwight! We're fine"
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"Oopsie! Did somebody make a poopsie?"
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"just for a second here"
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"He defecated"
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"Ooh Oh"
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"Stinky"
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"A lot has changed since you all left, okay?"
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"You're going to have to jump through some hoops"
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"And the new foreman is here"
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