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Clips from Phineas and Ferb - Run Away Runway/I Scream, You Scream (S01E01)

for a pharmacist convention?

"for a pharmacist convention?"

Phineas and Ferb

Are you kidding?

"Are you kidding?"

Phineas and Ferb

That's how you stay ahead in this business, kid.

"That's how you stay ahead in this business, kid."

Phineas and Ferb

Au revoir!

"Au revoir!"

Phineas and Ferb

Thanks.

"Thanks."

Phineas and Ferb

Hi, Mom!

"Hi, Mom!"

Phineas and Ferb

We're all here.

"We're all here."

Phineas and Ferb

I think there's a pizza place right over there.

"I think there's a pizza place right over there."

Phineas and Ferb

Oh,

"Oh,"

Phineas and Ferb

Yeah,

"Yeah,"

Phineas and Ferb

go ahead.

"go ahead."

Phineas and Ferb

Eat all you want.

"Eat all you want."

Phineas and Ferb

My dreams are smashed to pieces, and all you can think of is food!

"My dreams are smashed to pieces, and all you can think of is food!"

Phineas and Ferb

Well, just remember,

"Well, just remember,"

Phineas and Ferb

"coup de crayon".

""coup de crayon"."

Phineas and Ferb

Ahhhh...

"Ahhhh..."

Phineas and Ferb

Oh, good.

"Oh, good."

Phineas and Ferb

The swelling has gone down dramatically.

"The swelling has gone down dramatically."

Phineas and Ferb

what'cha doin'?

"what'cha doin'?"

Phineas and Ferb

Oh,

"Oh,"

Phineas and Ferb

But I finally got my tonsillectomy patch.

"But I finally got my tonsillectomy patch."

Phineas and Ferb

And to see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event.

"And to see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event."

Phineas and Ferb

Sorry, guys.

"Sorry, guys."

Phineas and Ferb

My throat still hurts like crazy.

"My throat still hurts like crazy."

Phineas and Ferb

That's cool.

"That's cool."

Phineas and Ferb

We've got to postpone the Trojan War reenactment till further notice.

"We've got to postpone the Trojan War reenactment till further notice."

Phineas and Ferb

We could have the biggest ice cream sundae ever made!

"We could have the biggest ice cream sundae ever made!"

Phineas and Ferb

You go to Blueprint Heaven,

"You go to Blueprint Heaven,"

Phineas and Ferb

I'll head home and meet the delivery guy.

"I'll head home and meet the delivery guy."

Phineas and Ferb

When are they letting you out of this joint?

"When are they letting you out of this joint?"

Phineas and Ferb

This afternoon.

"This afternoon."

Phineas and Ferb

Perfect.

"Perfect."

Phineas and Ferb

We should have just enough time.

"We should have just enough time."

Phineas and Ferb

So, I'm going out, Vanessa.

"So, I'm going out, Vanessa."

Phineas and Ferb

you're at your Dad's this weekend.

"you're at your Dad's this weekend."

Phineas and Ferb

We wanted different things.

"We wanted different things."

Phineas and Ferb

Was one of those things "to be evil"?

"Was one of those things "to be evil"?"

Phineas and Ferb

Because he's evil.

"Because he's evil."

Phineas and Ferb

No, Mom.

"No, Mom."

Phineas and Ferb

You don't notice about him?

"You don't notice about him?"

Phineas and Ferb

Normal people don't have schemes of any kind.

"Normal people don't have schemes of any kind."

Phineas and Ferb

Mom, I'm not being dramatic.

"Mom, I'm not being dramatic."

Phineas and Ferb

Wait.

"Wait."

Phineas and Ferb

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpora-- ♪

"♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpora-- ♪"

Phineas and Ferb

Yup.

"Yup."

Phineas and Ferb

He's even got his own evil jingle,

"He's even got his own evil jingle,"

Phineas and Ferb

right on his answering machine.

"right on his answering machine."

Phineas and Ferb

Hello?

"Hello?"

Phineas and Ferb

Oh, hello, Heinz.

"Oh, hello, Heinz."

Phineas and Ferb

Well, I heard it ring the first time, so I was standing right by the phone.

"Well, I heard it ring the first time, so I was standing right by the phone."

Phineas and Ferb

Oh,

"Oh,"

Phineas and Ferb

Thank you, sweetie.

"Thank you, sweetie."

Phineas and Ferb

Great.

"Great."

Phineas and Ferb

Now he wants me to pick up some evil blueprints for his latest evil contraption.

"Now he wants me to pick up some evil blueprints for his latest evil contraption."

Phineas and Ferb

and you can see for yourself.

"and you can see for yourself."

Phineas and Ferb

So,

"So,"

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you need plans to build a giant ice cream sundae maker, do you?

"you need plans to build a giant ice cream sundae maker, do you?"

Phineas and Ferb

I'm not sure we sell blueprints for that anymore.

"I'm not sure we sell blueprints for that anymore."

Phineas and Ferb

Whoa!

"Whoa!"

Phineas and Ferb

Hold on, sweetie.

"Hold on, sweetie."

Phineas and Ferb

No need to get upset.

"No need to get upset."

Phineas and Ferb

Okay.

"Okay."

Phineas and Ferb

You're in luck. I found one!

"You're in luck. I found one!"

Phineas and Ferb

Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

Phineas and Ferb

Hey, how's it goin'?

"Hey, how's it goin'?"

Phineas and Ferb

You're not going to believe it, Stacy.

"You're not going to believe it, Stacy."

Phineas and Ferb

Jeremy was standing right behind me.

"Jeremy was standing right behind me."

Phineas and Ferb

Keep it coming!

"Keep it coming!"

Phineas and Ferb

Keep it coming!

"Keep it coming!"

Phineas and Ferb

Great.

"Great."

Phineas and Ferb

Stack 'em over here.

"Stack 'em over here."

Phineas and Ferb

Um,

"Um,"

Phineas and Ferb

Stace?

"Stace?"

Phineas and Ferb

Eh, just need you to sign right here.

"Eh, just need you to sign right here."

Phineas and Ferb

Say, aren't you a little...

"Say, aren't you a little..."

Phineas and Ferb

...young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?

"...young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?"

Phineas and Ferb

Well, isn't that just if a satellite crashes into the-

"Well, isn't that just if a satellite crashes into the-"

Phineas and Ferb

When Mom's at her cooking class, I'm in charge.

"When Mom's at her cooking class, I'm in charge."

Phineas and Ferb

Now, what are you up to out here?

"Now, what are you up to out here?"

Phineas and Ferb

Have you seen Perry?

"Have you seen Perry?"

Phineas and Ferb

♪ Perry! ♪

"♪ Perry! ♪"

Phineas and Ferb

Sorry to wake you, Agent P.

"Sorry to wake you, Agent P."

Phineas and Ferb

Looks like Doofenshmirtz is getting sloppy.

"Looks like Doofenshmirtz is getting sloppy."

Phineas and Ferb

He sent his daughter right into our sting operation

"He sent his daughter right into our sting operation"

Phineas and Ferb

and purchased blueprints for a Space Laser-inator.

"and purchased blueprints for a Space Laser-inator."

Phineas and Ferb

We intend to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error,

"We intend to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error,"

Phineas and Ferb

Sorry.

"Sorry."

Phineas and Ferb

Terrifyingly real.

"Terrifyingly real."

Phineas and Ferb

Again, I must apologize, I was in character--

"Again, I must apologize, I was in character--"

Phineas and Ferb

Before it's too late.

"Before it's too late."

Phineas and Ferb

Can you give me a hand unpacking this stuff, Candace?

"Can you give me a hand unpacking this stuff, Candace?"

Phineas and Ferb

I'm not gonna help you.

"I'm not gonna help you."

Phineas and Ferb

I'm calling Mom!

"I'm calling Mom!"

Phineas and Ferb

Okay.

"Okay."

Phineas and Ferb

Bonjour, class.

"Bonjour, class."

Phineas and Ferb

Today,

"Today,"

Phineas and Ferb

we will be making crepes Guilbaud.

"we will be making crepes Guilbaud."

Phineas and Ferb

Candace,

"Candace,"

Phineas and Ferb

Well, if you don't even know what he's doing,

"Well, if you don't even know what he's doing,"

Phineas and Ferb

Sorry, sir.

"Sorry, sir."

Phineas and Ferb

Candace,

"Candace,"

Phineas and Ferb

I'll talk to you later, okay?

"I'll talk to you later, okay?"

Phineas and Ferb

Ugh!

"Ugh!"

Phineas and Ferb

You got the blueprints?

"You got the blueprints?"

Phineas and Ferb

Perry the Platypus, you--

"Perry the Platypus, you--"

Phineas and Ferb

Oh, there she is.

"Oh, there she is."

Phineas and Ferb

You remember Perry the Platypus.

"You remember Perry the Platypus."

Phineas and Ferb

Hi.

"Hi."

Phineas and Ferb

I steal them from my neighbor.

"I steal them from my neighbor."

Phineas and Ferb

You know, evil never rests.

"You know, evil never rests."

Phineas and Ferb

So, Dad.

"So, Dad."

Phineas and Ferb

This plan,

"This plan,"

Phineas and Ferb

Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

Phineas and Ferb

Yes, it is!

"Yes, it is!"

Phineas and Ferb

It's nice to see you taking an interest in the family business.

"It's nice to see you taking an interest in the family business."

Phineas and Ferb

That's all I need to know.

"That's all I need to know."

Phineas and Ferb

I'm in class now, Vanessa. I have to go.

"I'm in class now, Vanessa. I have to go."

Phineas and Ferb

Mmm-hmm.

"Mmm-hmm."

Phineas and Ferb

Mmm-hmm.

"Mmm-hmm."

Phineas and Ferb

Vanessa,

"Vanessa,"

Phineas and Ferb

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