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Clips from Friends - The One with the Holiday Armadillo (S07E07)

"Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle."
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"Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees."
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"[SINGING] Jingle bells, jingle bells"
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"Okay, that's right. Yes..."
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"...but on Hanukkah, we sing, uh:"
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"[SINGS] Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay"
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"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"
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"Ha, ha. Okay, it's not a contest."
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"When is Santa coming?"
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"How about this year, instead of Santa..."
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"...we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?"
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"No Santa?"
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"Was I bad?"
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"- Santa's mad at me. - No, hey, hey, come on."
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"Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?"
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"You're his favorite little guy."
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"So Santa's coming?"
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"Yes!"
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"Santa's coming."
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"Shake his hand and give him the money."
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"- How do you know so much about this? - I don't know."
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"Richard used to do it, didn't he?"
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"We'd be eating our soup right now."
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"Mustached bastard."
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"Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money."
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"Excuse me."
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"We're in a bit of a hurry. Can we please?"
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"Ah-ha-ha-ha."
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"Ha!"
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"So you like the drums."
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"...an unbearable living situation."
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"But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!"
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"Ready? One, two, three, four."
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"BOTH [IN UNISON]: Tequila!"
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"That's fun."
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"Here you go."
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"Definitely not easier with coins."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. PHOEBE: Hey."
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"Here. Now I only owe you $49.50."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Hey."
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"If you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building..."
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"...why not something more subtle..."
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"...like a wrecking ball..."
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"...or a vial of smallpox to release in the hallway?"
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"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes..."
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"...Joey throws his sticks in the air..."
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"...and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!""
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"- I mean, it's so annoying. - Yes, thank you."
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"You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums."
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"You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel..."
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"Maybe on some level."
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"You could just not throw the sticks up in the air."
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"What is rock 'n' roll about that?"
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"Hey, Joey, I got you another present."
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"JOEY: Hold it! Before you tell me what it is..."
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"[PLAYING DRUMS]"
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"Okay, what is it?"
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"It's a..."
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"...tarantula!"
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"Oh."
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"God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking..."
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"...giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider..."
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"...in such a poorly constructed cage?"
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"What are you talking about? I love them."
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"I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it."
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"And then my cat died."
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"But, Joey, isn't this cool?"
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"Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got..."
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"Oh, isn't that adorable?"
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"- Joey is afraid of the tarantula. PHOEBE: Oh."
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"He's so adorable."
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"He's so much fun."
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"I'm glad you're having so much fun here."
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"Whoa. Wait a minute."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Our apartment is ready."
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"- Where did you get that? - Monica and Chandler..."
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"...said you were having so much fun here..."
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"...and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that."
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"Did you get all this stuff for Joey..."
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"...to try to drive me out of the apartment?"
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"You might as well have gotten him a fish."
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"You know how fish freak me out."
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"Fish."
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"That's the deal."
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"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me."
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"But if you're having so much fun over here..."
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"Oh. It's so much more fun with you."
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"- We did have fun, didn't we? - We did."
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"They say if we want, we could see it tonight."
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"- I would love to. - Yay, okay!"
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"- Good, good, good. - Great. All right. Good."
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"And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop."
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"Um, ahem."
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"Done."
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"Hey."
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"Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?"
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"No, these are my pants."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"Um, come on, you gotta have something."
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"I'm the Holiday Armadillo!"
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"I'm a friend of Santa's..."
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"...and he sent me here to wish you..."
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"...a merry Christmas!"
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"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?"
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"Santa was unavailable..."
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"...so close to Christmas."
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"Come in, have a seat."
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"You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas."
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"- Texas? - That's right, Ben."
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"I'm Santa's representative..."
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"...for all the Southern states."
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"And Mexico!"
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"But Santa sent me here..."
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"...to give you these presents, Ben."
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"Wow, thanks!"
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"ROSS: You're welcome, Ben."
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"Merry Christmas. Ooh."
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"Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish."
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