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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Pack (S01E01)

"- But I think it's off limits. - And therein, my friend, lies the fun."
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"- What is it with them? - They're obnoxious. Professionally."
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"You start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids."
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"You don't think we should follow?"
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"Kyle and those guys are jerks, but they're all talk."
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"- Mostly. - Why don't we...?"
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"Yeah, why don't we."
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"Hold it, hold it. Are you blind orjust illiterate?"
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"You're not going in. Anyone that does is in a world of trouble."
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"No. No one's going in there."
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"It's a quarantine. These hyenas just came in from Africa, so keep out."
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"- Even if they call your name. - What are you talking about?"
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"A Masai tribesman told me that hyenas are able to understand human speech."
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"At night, when the campfire dies, they call out to a person."
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"And once they separate"
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"the pack devours them."
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"- It looks cute. - I think it looks hungry."
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"Stop! It's not funny!"
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"- Pick on someone your own species. - Are you gonna get in my face?"
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"I thought Xander would be here by now."
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"About what?"
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"I don't know. He was quiet."
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"I didn't notice anything."
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"But then again, I'm not as hyper-aware of him as, say, for example, you."
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"I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure."
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"130 over 80."
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"He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean?"
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"- I dimly recall. - But it hasn't happened to you lately?"
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"Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man"
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"whose leatherjacket you're wearing?"
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"- It goes with the shoes. - Come on!"
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"Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does."
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"If they have eyes. All right, he's a honey, but"
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"when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires and I..."
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"- I can't have a relationship... - There he is!"
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"- Hungry! - Still want help with geometry tomorrow?"
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"Yeah. What is this crap?"
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"- Well, it was my buttery croissant. - Man, I need some food. Birds live on this."
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"What?"
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"- What's up with you? - Is something wrong?"
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"- Did I do something? - What could you possibly do?"
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"That's crazy talk. I'm just... restless."
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"Yeah. I often do. I'm actually known for it."
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"That's OK."
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"You know, I don't understand why you're sitting at our table."
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"Shouldn't you be hovering over the football stadium with Goodyear written on you?"
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"The kid's fat!"
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"Stop! Whoa! Get it! Get it!"
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"Lordy, Herbert! Gave Mr Flutie quite a scare, didn't he?"
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"Students, I'd like you all to meet Herbert,"
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"our new mascot for the Sunnydale High Razorbacks!"
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"- He's so cute! - He's not cute! No! He's a fierce razorback!"
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"Here are the tusks... A scary razorback."
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"He'd better. Costs a fortune to feed him. All right, let's get you back into your cage."
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"This way."
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"The bisector of a vertex"
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"is the line that divides the angle at that vertex into two equal parts."
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"It's a big blur, these numbers and angles."
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"- Why do I need to learn this? - Because otherwise you'll flunk math."
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"Explain why that's bad."
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"you end up being the guy at the pizza place that says:"
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""Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?""
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"We've been through this. Do you have a headache?"
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"Yeah. And I think I know what's causing it."
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"Ah! That's better. It goes right to the source of the pain."
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"- Xander... - Forget it, OK? I don't get it. I won't ever."
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"We can finish this another time."
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"See, the problem is you kids today have no school spirit."
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"Today it's all gangs and drugs and those movies on Showtime with the nudity."
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"I don't have cable. I heard."
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"Of course, when I was your age,"
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"All regular gym classes have been postponed."
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"So you know what that means."
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"For those of you that may have forgotten, the rules are as follows:"
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"You dodge."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"I guess you've noticed I've been different lately."
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"- Yes. - I think I'm..."
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"I've decided to drop geometry. So I won't be needing your math help any more."
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"Are you gonna say something to me?"
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"It's not!"
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"- What are you...? - Shut up."
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"Hey! That is not cool."
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"Let's do lunch."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Come on. He's not picking on you. He's just sniffing you a lot."
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"Of course."
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"No. That doesn't explain why he's hanging out with the Dode Patrol."
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"Something's going on. Something weird."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"Xander's teasing the less fortunate?"
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"There's a noticeable change in clothing and demeanour?"
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"All his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles?"
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"He's turned into a 16-year-old boy. You'll have to kill him."
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"- Giles, I'm serious! - So am I!"
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"Except for the part about killing him."
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"Testosterone is a great equaliser. Turns all men into morons. He'll get over it."
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"I cannot believe that you are trying to Scully me!"
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"There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up!"
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"Look under what?"
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"I don't know. That's your department."
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"The evidence you have is sketchy at best."
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"He scared the pig."
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"- Well, he did. - Buffy, boys can be cruel."
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"Xander has been acting totally wiggy since we went to the zoo."
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"Oh, God, that laugh."
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"Or been possessed by one? Not just Xander. All of them."
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"- Well, I've certainly never heard of... - Herbert! They've found him!"
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"The pig?"
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"- Principal Flutie's freaking out. - Testosterone, huh?"
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"Get my books."
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"Look stuff up."
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"- What? - Oh, don't think I don't know."
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"Three kids saw you outside Herbert's room. You're busted. Yeah. You're going down."
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"- How is Herbert? - Crunchy!"
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"That's it! My office! Right now!"
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"Now!"
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"Wow! Apparently, Noah rejected the hyenas from the Ark"
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"cos he thought they were an evil, impure mixture of dogs and cats."
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"Hyenas aren't well liked."
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