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Clips from The Office (2005) - Christening (S07E07)

"Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the Youth Ministry"
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"and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there."
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"This is Jessica Ortega."
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"I met her when she and I were both seven years old,"
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"when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip."
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"I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are."
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"Shh!"
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"Right now, Jessica's children have to walk 12 miles"
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"to a school with dirt floors."
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"No."
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"It's gonna be three months of hard work,"
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"and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos."
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"Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule."
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"You want to know my 11th commandment?"
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"Dwight. Dwight, hey."
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"I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts."
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"Are you kidding me? Stop it."
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"I'll call you back."
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"My parents explained it to me this way."
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"You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building,"
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"but what if the earth was your building"
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"and all the people on it were your family?"
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"What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?"
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"Shh! Thank you."
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"Or should I say, gracias."
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"Cece went down."
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"What was this? You're out of it."
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"Scones. I didn't get one."
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"Who the heck was that?"
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"I think that was Sconesy Cider,"
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"All right."
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"And cider."
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"Look at that. Look at that. That's fun."
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"We need to do stuff together outside of work."
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"Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport."
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"We'll start small. We'll have a carwash."
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"We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals."
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"Why do we have to do something together?"
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"I volunteer at a clinic on my own time."
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"Okay, we don't have to volunteer."
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"Church isn't a party, Michael."
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"Everybody have their Kool-Aid? No."
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"Okay, you know what? That's inappropriate."
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"Why did you guys even come today?"
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"That you can make fun of everybody else?"
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"You're mean. You're mean girls,"
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"about what you're gonna put in your gullet,"
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"you're gonna die in about a month."
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"Fine."
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"Fine, I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby."
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"Bye. Good luck."
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"Do good. Do good."
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"Bye. Have fun."
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"Bye. Okay."
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"Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?"
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"I'll take a shirt."
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"Are you coming?"
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"If you'll have me, yes. Heck, yes."
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"Thank you. All right."
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"No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus."
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"I'm already on the bus. I'm going."
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"I have never been more confident about a decision in my life."
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"Well, you have a job to do. Okay?"
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"You know what? My job will be here when I get back."
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"You don't have your passport."
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"You don't need one to get in."
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"Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico."
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"Hey, right?"
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"Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?"
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"and when they feel a breeze"
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"in a room with all the windows closed"
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"that is just me watching over them."
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"Tell them that I'm in a meeting."
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"Michael, I am just about to close a sale."
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"No, you may not."
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"I think it's really cool, Michael."
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"Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!"
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"I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick."
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"We're actually building them a school."
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"I won't... I won't stand for it."
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"If the whole world were like you guys,"
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"We're one in a million."
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"I know."
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"Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families"
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"Well, you know what? Everybody thinks that I am crazy,"
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"and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So..."
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"Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things."
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"some sunscreen, some sandals..."
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"Uh, Meemaw, where's Cece?"
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"I don't know. I lost the purse, too."
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"Goodbye, Lackawanna county."
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"How long till we get to Mexico?"
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"What are we building down there again?"
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"Why aren't they building it themselves?"
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"Oh."
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"Hey, Carla?"
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"Carla?"
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"What is happening?"
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"Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?"
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"Oh, God, you know what?"
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"I am gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday."
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"And the Christmas party. And Cinco De Mayo."
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"Nah. No, we'll be back before that."
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"No, we... You know how these things go."
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"Construction projects, they say three months,"
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"Now we're those lazy bums."
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"I gotta get off this bus."
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"Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?"
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"Here's her carrier, but no Cece."
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"Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast."
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"Where's the little girl of honor?"
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"I got a hungry bunch of McPhersons over there."
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"I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?"
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"Everyone. Everyone, can I just have your attention?"
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"Give me the baby."
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"What? Kevin!"
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"Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby."
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"Travel safe, Angela."
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"Did you think I stole your baby?"
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"What's that?"
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