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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Best Friend (S07E07)

"that other vets have given up on."
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"Look, I know you want to do everything to help Kisses, but this isn't right."
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"Well, it's been four days."
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"I ran out of tissues..."
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"There's no quality of life for him anymore."
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"He's right, Stan."
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"It's my dog, Dad. it's my call."
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"Okay, Steve."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, yin-yangs. Steve, did you tell'em you want to pull the plug?"
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"I at least want to be there when-"
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"Oh, my God, look at your hair. it's getting so long."
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"How sweaty is your nape right now?"
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"You're doing the right thing."
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"Don't you worry, Kisses."
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"Doctor Lizzy's gonna fix you right up."
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"You like music? My friend Klaus made us a mix tape for the drive."
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"Hey, Stan. Hey, Kisses."
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"Hope this tape makes your journey a little more rockin'."
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"# Made of silver, not of clay-ee-ay #"
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"# Oh, I've been running down this dusty road #"
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"Klaus, you dick."
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"# Ach, the wheel in the sky keeps on turning##"
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"Dr. Lizzy! My name is Stan Smith."
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"My dog Kisses was crushed by a hot air balloon full of pirate cats."
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"Can you help me?"
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"- Come in. - Thanks."
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"Is it cool that I parked there?"
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"Kisses is being prepped for surgery."
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"He's going to be fine."
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"You were stuck in what I like to call "the Western pharma-cycle.""
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"and then sell owners medicine that cures those diseases..."
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"but gives them different diseases."
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"Oh, it's a great business model, if you're the devil!"
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"No way."
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"Okay. We thought you might resist."
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"Bernie, do your thing."
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"All right, ma,am, I understand that you're determined to keep the money."
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"- What? - Yes!"
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"Yes, of course I will!"
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"Bernie!"
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"- Y-You know he's just doing this for the money. - I know."
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"- But we'll still have lots of sex, right, Bern? - Maybe."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Jeff!"
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"We are paying for the wedding."
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"I don't want to hear another word about it."
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"We saved Kisses."
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"Oh, thank you, Dr. Lizzy! Can I see him?"
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"L'll do you one better. Call him."
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"Kisses. Kisses!"
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"It's Daddy. Come to Daddy."
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"Well? What do you think?"
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"Where-Where are his eyes?"
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"so I removed his eyeballs..."
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"Is his head a-a baseball mitt?"
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"Softball mitt."
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"Know what I'm saying?"
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"A-wink."
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"sayin' it without sayin' it."
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"I like-a the ladies."
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"Stan, you wanted me to keep Kisses alive, and I did."
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"You told me to do anything and everything I could."
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"Did you not tell me that?"
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"Good. Now, here's the bill."
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"Well, I also fixed your car."
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"Please call me when you get this."
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"Hey, look what I found. My smile."
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"Thank you, Al Roker, for talking to those fat women..."
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"holding a banner that said "Minnesota Cheese Queens.""
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"He was just so distraught over Kisses."
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"God knows what he'll-"
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"Stan, where have you been?"
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"Doing what none of you thought could be done. I saved Kisses."
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"but all Kisses needs is to be put out of his misery."
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"Misery? You call this misery?"
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"Kisses, come on, boy!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You're still Daddy's little fella."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, no! No!"
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"Now, this dog I like. He can stay."
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"Freddy!"
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"Hop in, Stan."
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"# You run away #"
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"Nah, nah, nah, nah. Come on, bro."
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"But Dr. Lizzy said that-"
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"Dr. Lizzy's a mental patient. Okay?"
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"Look, take it from another dog."
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"If Kisses can't run and play and do all that crap we like..."
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"then what's the point?"
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"Stan, let Kisses go."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you're right."
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"It's okay, man."
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"- ##"
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"I gotta quit these things."
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"And I gotta quit these things too."
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"But I can't."
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"I got too much of my dad in me."
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"All right, Kisses. You ready?"
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"Three, two, one."
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"Stan!"
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"I blew up Kisses with dynamite."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because of Freddy."
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"Because of you, Freddy."
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"This is nice."
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"Hey, Freddy! Trish thinks the new guy's cute!"
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"You're gonna do just fine here."
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""Hey, who's walkin' who?" is one I particularly enjoy."
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"Five years ago, you got Steve an old dog that peed dust..."
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"it's my new dog, Kisses."
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"You are consistently a problem for me."
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"it's not fair!"
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"It's just, I saw you pull into the parking lot in a Geo Metro."
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"Well, most of his vital organs have failed."
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"Ah, I can't do it. I can't do it."
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"We don't care about material things."
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"Anyway, Dad, it's time to let Kisses go."
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"He was blinded by the accident..."
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"Dogs deserve dignity too, sir."
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