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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Positive Negative Reaction (S09E09)

"Oh, my God."
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"We're gonna be parents?"
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"We're gonna get to board planes first."
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"Finally gonna get to see"
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"what's in that family bathroom at the mall."
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"It is crazy."
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"I mean, how do you... prepare for something like this?"
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"Oh, it's okay, you'll figure it out."
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"But how's this all gonna work?"
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"Do we get a nanny?"
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"I mean, can we afford a nanny?"
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"And if we can, we can't get a pretty one,"
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"'cause it'll wreck our marriage."
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"We can't get an ugly one, 'cause it'll scare the kid."
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"You're Catholic, I'm Jewish."
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"And if it's a boy, do we get him circumcised?"
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"People say it's barbaric,"
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"Calm down, it's gonna be okay."
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"And that means this baby's gonna half a mess."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"may have discovered a new planet in our solar system?"
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"Why didn't you discover it?"
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"Because instead of being in the telescope room,"
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"when you win the Nobel Prize for boysenberry."
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"Hey."
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"Hello. Hey, bud."
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"Ready to play when you are."
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"Yeah, um, in a minute."
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"you're the first one."
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"uh, gonna be a father."
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"What about comic book night?"
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"Uh, what about playing games together?"
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"What about our trips to Disneyland?"
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"How can we do those things with a child around?"
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"Relax, there's room for two babies in this group."
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"You're the other baby."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Would an adult refuse to eat his graham crackers"
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"because one of them was broken?"
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"I guess we'll call this a draw."
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"There's something I want to share with you."
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"Howie and I are going to..."
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""Don't say anything."
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"Act surprised when she tells you.""
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"I'm pregnant."
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"I am. Of-of course I am. I'm..."
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"I'm sure it's just the hormones."
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"But it's weird-- Howie's the one who's been talking about"
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"having kids for years, and I was"
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"and now this feels like a bad idea"
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"and I'm gonna get fat."
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"Sorry, hormones."
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"I wouldn't make too much out of Howard"
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"not reacting the way you expected him to."
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"it was just the initial shock of it all."
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"After we talked about it, he started to calm down."
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"I don't even eat my own vegetables."
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"I mean, what if he looks like me?"
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"what if she looks like me?"
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"the impact on our social circle."
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"Everything's going to change."
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"Howard won't be able to come over as much."
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"baby-proof the apartment. You know, my sister"
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"has one of those toilet locks in her bathroom."
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"I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink."
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"Oh, my God, and do you have any idea"
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"A million dollars?"
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"That's it-- I got to start"
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"earning more money right now."
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"Oh... You're right, it is,"
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"I'm just... a little overwhelmed right now."
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"Hey, you know what we should do?"
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"But not your worst idea."
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"We can, but all right."
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"Okay, look, we don't have to go anywhere."
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"Maybe you should get a new doctor."
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"What, he said you can't laugh either?"
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"his, um, his big heart, his beautiful soul..."
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"And his tight little pants"
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"that somehow did not make him sterile."
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"Well, look at this."
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"He can have all the kids he wants."
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"And can keep a small portion of their heads dry."
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"If I'm gonna have any chance of raising this kid,"
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"There's no reason you can't. That's easy for you to say."
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"Forget helium. The real superfluid"
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"is the fruit punch in this mug."
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"Ah."
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"Okay, how about this for an invention--"
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"How is that a new invention?"
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"and we keep buying them."
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"It's true. I like my giant iPad and my little iPad"
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"The same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff-- you."
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"That's some smart talk from a guy"
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"who can't even keep his face in focus."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hey, how you doin'?"
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"Doesn't matter."
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"guidance systems for drunk people."
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"Hey."
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"In your supercooled helium experiments,"
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"did you create quantum vortices?"
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"Wow. I've never thought about that."
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"it would maintain an infinite persistence."
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"Tell me this isn't like the best episode of Sex and the City."
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"You may have actually just come up with something."
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"You think so? I really do."
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"when you have a baby. Yeah!"
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"Yeah, you get to buy toys and little clothes."
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"I kind of already do that for Howie."
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"you'll be in a minivan with Cheerios all over the floor."
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"Oh, and I just found a new travel cup for Sheldon."
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"and then one night we got a little reckless."
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"Oh, tell us! Yeah, tell us."
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"No, I'm embarrassed. Oh, come on,"
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"we're all grown-ups. We've all done it."
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"Me! Me-me, too! I'm a grown-up and I've done it!"
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"We were out one night,"
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"and things got a little spontaneous."
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