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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Beer Walk! (S02E02)

"So, uh, tell Cleveland the truth, because if you don't:"
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"Okay. Okay, byesies."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Junior, why are your socks in the refrigerator?"
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"My feet get hot."
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"Cleveland, can we talk?"
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"You can walk."
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"Oh, hail the alien overlord Xenu."
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"No, baby, listen to me. I tricked you."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't really break my legs."
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"Ruin her credit rating, Xenu."
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"I realized I do every damn thing while you sit on your butt watching sports."
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"So I asked Dr. Fist to make me some fake casts."
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"He's always vaguely creepy during my exams..."
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"...but not in a direct way that I can really call him on."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Oh, Dr. Fist, what a hound."
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"Kids, wake up."
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"Right now, so I can fix your breakfast."
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"Merci, Papa."
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"And your coffee. Black as Atlanta."
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"Thank you."
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"You're not still mad at me?"
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"Mad at you? I should thank you."
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"Being a homemaker is the toughest job I've ever loved."
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"Cleveland, can I ask you for some advice?"
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"What's the problem? Talk to me about it."
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"Donna, she needs honest advice and cranberry juice."
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"Oh, well, let me get it for you, Roberta."
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"You do not hit a child."
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"It was instinctive. I didn't mean to."
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"Enough. For shame, Donna. For shame."
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"Yes, sir, Cleveland."
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"All I needed was some parenting."
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"Shame."
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"So Cleveland's the homemaker now."
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"And the truth is, he's better at it than I ever was."
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"To be honest, I don't even know what my role is."
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"Well, Donna, it's a nice of change of pace..."
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"...to have a drink with a sad, whining woman..."
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"...but, you know, I'm sick of seeing you all down in your mouth."
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"I mean, who are you? Answer me."
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"Well, I'm Donna."
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"No, you are a lioness."
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"And no one is going to displace you or you will roar. Now, who are you?"
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"- I am a lioness. - Yeah."
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"- It's my house. - Yeah."
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"...to let Cleveland know that that's my charity."
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"Charity is what defines you."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - That's right."
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"My roommate and I are having a showering contest."
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"Yeah, we're watching The Cleveland Show."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Please, either take your seat or remain seated forever as applicable."
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"...and compete on Dancing With the Stars..."
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"...should my prayers be answered."
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"Please, Xenu."
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"- However... - Hold up."
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"Donna, what are you doing here?"
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"You've never been interested in charity."
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"That is not... Ugh."
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"Cleveland, I have something to share with you and everyone here..."
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"...especially the women."
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"I had it all."
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"Yes, it was a lot of work."
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"This woman."
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"And I am taking back my home."
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"No. Nothing has ever made me feel so worthy, so indispensable."
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"Please, Cleveland. Let me do what I was born to do."
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"All right."
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"Because I love you."
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"What's going on? I can't see."
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"Thanks for putting me in the back."
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"Ha-ha-ha! She bought it."
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"I'm the one who was willing to kill her to see if she was faking it."
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"Here's to dum-dum, the love of my life."
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"I'll teach him to wash my dishes in my house."
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"Wait. What the fuck am I doing?"
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"Which is what defines me."
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"The four of us will hold an event right here where people pledge money..."
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"...for the disabled."
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"Where is my purse? Oh, there it is. Ahh!"
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"...and you think you douche wangs are gonna ruin it?"
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"I can kill you, maul you, rip your face off and eat you."
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"And he did. I think because he wants to sleep with me."
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"Aah! Ow, my face."
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"- Donna. - Oh, my God. My baby."
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"Know what? I'm going to the Crutched by an Angel dinner..."
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"I run the show."
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"I'd like to introduce the newest member of the CBAA family, Cleveland Brown."
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"I was a mother, a wife and a career woman."
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"Everything."
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"Donna, are you all right?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I love you too, Cleveland."
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"We now return to the E! Network's..."
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"I wish you could've been here..."
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"You guys are the gays."
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"I'll go get my mom's gun in case anybody tries to break in."
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"Like the one I'm involved in, Crutched by an Angel."
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"...I'll put up with it."
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"- Yeah. - You go, Donna."
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"But it's woman's work."
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