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Clips from The Simpsons - Super Franchise Me (S26E26)

"Why does everyone go to them?"
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"I know how to get yous out of your contract."
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"Go on. Please."
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"the Mother Hubbard's Express across the street"
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"This is the sandwich game."
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"I grew up in the pageant system."
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"I'm a litigious businessman,"
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"One jumbo Joe to go!"
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"And make it snappy!"
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"Ow!"
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"I got this."
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"Oh, why do these things happen to innocent victims?"
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"Hey, hey, hey! It's not corporate's fault!"
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"You actually read this thing?"
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"It was written by two lawyers who had"
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"to keep waking the other one up."
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"Well, family, we should be proud."
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"Sir?"
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"I-I think we've gone far enough"
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"to dispose of the body."
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"I've come here to pitch woo."
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"Mmm. Sandwich."
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"♪ Tea for the tillerman ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause while the sinners sin ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"Aw. It's all gonna thaw!"
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"Dad, dogs don't know when to stop eating."
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"Sandwiches, Mom."
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"Fill 'er up."
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"Take control of your financial future."
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"Wow, Mom!"
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"More, more."
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"I-I just... I..."
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"Well, well, well."
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"Started in the basement mailroom,"
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"this is going to work out."
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"You won't hire me because I'm pretty."
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"You do have drone delivery, right?"
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"Damn it!"
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"What kind of corporation does that?"
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"I'm... I'm not a well man, Marge."
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"Aw, yeah! It's a big ol' fat one!"
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"♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees ♪"
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"Good baby."
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"How could they open another franchise so close to me?"
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"Aah! Hillbillies!"
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"Huh?"
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"Simpson, why aren't you at work?"
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"If you's in the mood for a sammich, come on down"
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"But I got to warn you..."
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"If you want fairness, work at a Sunglass Hut."
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"I don't understand you."
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"Ow!"
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"a million-dollar crotch model!"
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"All right, Marge. You've got a deal."
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"Shh!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 26x03 ♪ Super Franchise Me Original Air Date on October 12, 2014"
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"cut off the crust, fed those to the dog..."
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"Lucky."
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"and turned it into food."
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"I need this job bad."
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"Yeah, he was wearing this suit."
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"and now I'm running to the unemployment office."
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"Blervyk."
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"What if the store fails?"
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"No, and I resent the accusation."
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"Tell me, it's pointing west, right?"
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"Shauna! I saw that!"
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"I am?!"
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"but we actually turned a profit today."
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"No matter how sad you are inside,"
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"Get the first-aid kit!"
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"But the franchise agreement says"
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"Dispose? Ooh."
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"They're opening another Mother Hubbard?"
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"♪ The best things in life are free ♪"
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"♪ That's what I want ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪"
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"What are you doing with that gun?!"
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"And now, the best part of running your own franchise--"
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"picking your Sammy Fammy."
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"♪ That's what I want ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪"
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"and turning them into the American dream."
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"coming off the night shift."
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"I'm going to Moe's."
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"It's not fair."
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"Hey, Mom, can you pack me"
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"Oh, I was short-staffed and your father volunteered."
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"Now let's take a trip to the side of the house."
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"What's going on?"
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"and they're all going to support you."
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"So I can get manicures."
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"Ah, finally-- a customer!"
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"Aw..."
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"Guys, this is gonna be hard for a while."
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"What are you doing here, freezer stealer?"
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"♪ That's what I want ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪"
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"Kids love them."
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"From the Wisconsin Standees!"
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"Yay!"
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"♪ Oh, Lord, how they play and play ♪"
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"Bubble gum cigarettes?"
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"Right next to Mount Fu-Gee, I'm glad to see ya!"
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"As you can see, I was just two"
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"So, I cooked the meat, sliced it up, made sandwiches,"
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"♪ Wine for the woman who made the rain come ♪"
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"uh... Sandwich"
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"without making any other noises?"
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"You want some monkey meat to replace it?"
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"What's your soda refill policy?"
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"Never stop squirting mayo."
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"It's a whole new world, Marge."
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"Take them!"
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"Cleans up your insides."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I need a six-foot party sub."
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"knick-knack nook, Beatles Bunker, Left-hand Lounge..."
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"Permit me to play you a tune on my mouth organ."
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"Do you know there were no customers between 2:00 and 4:00?"
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"Whew."
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"♪ But your love don't pay my bills ♪"
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