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Clips from The O.C. - The Rivals (S01E01)

"You might wanna keep that from the investors."
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"- Restaurants fail. - Not all of them."
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"- Look, it's not a good time for me. - That's exactly my point."
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"The way I look at it, you got nothing to lose."
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"So, come on. Am I gonna see you tomorrow?"
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"- I'm sorry. I can't do lunch today. - But what about tomorrow?"
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"It's a little hectic right now."
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"Coffee?"
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"...but the thing about good friends is that when they want something..."
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"...they just ask."
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"I thought you wanted me to water your plants or babysit Kaitlin."
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"Because you don't take me seriously as a working woman, as a designer."
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"You're not really experienced, qualified."
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"I know your usual home designer fell out at the last minute."
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"- He thought the idea was inspired. - Well, it's thinking outside the box."
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"He told me he's staying out of it, though. That it's up to you."
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"Next time you wanna be alone with my girlfriend, I can stay home."
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"Don't even say it."
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"I think Jimmy and I might've gone into business together."
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"- No, I didn't. I just didn't believe him. - Oh, okay."
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"You should work for UNICEF."
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"Jealous? Why would I be jealous?"
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"I don't know. That's disgusting."
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"Right. I know."
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"Or we could go get some comics. We haven't done that in a while."
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"Okay. We could go to South Coast Plaza and quietly mock people."
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"Like... Check it out. I got some ideas."
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"I think we're past that. Why don't we take Luke's Sea-Doo out for a spin?"
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"- Okay. I'll support that. - Good. If not, we can argue about it."
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"Okay. Come on."
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"- Tomorrow, we're going to lunch. - You couldn't have told me on the phone?"
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"If you don't find something soon, the next stop for you is Phoenix."
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"That's even less likely than lunch."
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"- Movie? - No."
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"The interior design job. I know it's available. I want it."
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"He's, like, straight out of a Bruce Lee movie."
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"Look, I've made some mistakes in my life."
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"You should."
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"I don't think I need to explain what a serious offense this is."
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"Suspension, even expulsion, are not out of the question."
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"- For Marissa. - Has he made any threats to her?"
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"...in the men's bathroom at Pacific, having cut his wrists..."
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"Since then he's been institutionalized."
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"Harbor is known to make exceptions for students with troubled backgrounds..."
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"We will see you at 3 p.m. For detention..."
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"You got a tuna stain or something."
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"But are we the right doctors for the job?"
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"We'll blow this wall out, make it all one room."
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"...for Operation Model Home. - Okay, Julie."
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"Kirsten, if you stopped open-heart surgery halfway through..."
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"See, there's that word, "usual.""
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"...you gotta spend money to make money."
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"- Yeah, well, I deserved it. - Yeah?"
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"- I get that. Oliver... - Oliver might be crazy."
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"Hydrangeas are out of season."
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"Way to put that into the universe."
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"Mr. Palmer totally looks like a pterodactyl."
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"Hey, why you all up in my Kool-Aid not even knowing the flavor?"
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"Oh, Leno. Sean William Scott. Nice. Double the comedy."
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"Tomorrow we go sign the title."
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"Last class of the day is so tough to get through."
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"I'll do it for you, if you want."
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"Oh, dude. Have you seen my impression of Mr. Parker?"
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"Yes. Pterodactyl. Seen it. It's good."
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"- Yeah, big's hilarious. - Big."
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"Detention's over, gentlemen. See you tomorrow."
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"You know, ever since he showed up, you never trusted him."
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"...but you have to trust me. - The kid has serious issues."
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"- Who doesn't? - He's in love with you."
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"I can't believe you."
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"Because he didn't write it to me. He wrote it to Natalie."
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"Because now..."
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"Well, I'm supposed to sign the title on the Lighthouse today."
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"Well, you can always hire Julie as a partner. I think she'll be available."
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"No. I predicted that Julie would be fired."
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"Well, now your passion's your job."
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"Well, that's the end of him."
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"- I was thinking fish sticks. - I was gonna have peanut butter and jelly."
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"My dad died and left me this place. I never thought I'd have to sell it."
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"Who's this?"
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"My partner."
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"But he's your friend. So he's my friend."
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"I'm looking to branch out into different water sports."
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"I know you have no one."
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"All right, well, somebody call ER. I think Luke's gonna bust a gut."
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"And the school was receptive to him despite his history?"
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"You okay?"
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"Marissa and I have, like, the exact same schedule."
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"I don't know. He's just not funny."
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"Right? Being obvious, there's no accomplishment in that."
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"That is Marissa's letter that you stole from her locker and read?"
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"...you wanted to take that cooking lesson with Oliver?"
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"Then what's this?"
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"I know Jon Stewart's no Leno."
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"God. Who watches Leno? That explains everything."
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"Okay, so no frou-frou drinks. No umbrellas."
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"I didn't even have to lift a finger, and look what happened to you guys."
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"- Well, that one liked me. - You were drunk."
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"- You haven't read it? - No, not yet."
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"No fruit wedges. Nothing Gary wouldn't approve of."
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"He hasn't called yet."
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"Stay away from her! Stay away from her!"
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"Hey! Hey! Back off!"
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"- Morning. - Morning."
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"...big."
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"- So it's croque-monsieur Thursday. - Yes, it is."
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"He's not obsessed with me."
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"- I don't even know why. - Ryan, I'm no girl..."
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"Yeah. He tried to kill himself."
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"Sparks flying. Her yin to your yang."
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"He says you're all friends."
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"You want my advice? Just embrace the friend, man."
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"- You visiting Harbor? - Actually, Oliver goes here now."
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"I was looking forward, though..."
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"You guys could be related."
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"- What? - He wouldn't go to the hospital."
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"And everyone involved in Mr. Trask's rehabilitation..."
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"- Okay. - No, seriously."
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"...you've got something there, and I think you're gonna wanna clean it up."
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"- He's big. Big is not funny. - Whatever."
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