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Clips from The Simpsons - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (S05E05)

"dogs can never have enough excitement."
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"Look. Whee! Whee! [ Laughing ]"
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"Whee, whee! [ Laughing ]"
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"All right, all right. I won't take the dog. Come here."
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"- [ Groans ] - Aw."
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"Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure..."
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"I've had to appoint a new principal."
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"- Leopold. - [ All Gasp ]"
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"All right, you little punks. Prick up your freakin' ears..."
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"because I'm only gonna be saying this once."
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"From now on, things are gonna be very, very different around here--"
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"- [ All Gasp ] - with your new principal, Ned Flanders."
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"Well, tippity-top o' the a.m. to every-good-body here."
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"As chairman of the P.T.A., I am de-didilly-lighted to take over..."
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"and I think I can put the ''pal'' back in principal."
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"It's the same exact joke. What gives, Leo?"
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"- Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class-- - [ Mrs. Krabappel ] Ha.!"
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"- Dude, ask a question, or we'll have to go back to class. - Um--"
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"- Yeah, you. - Uh, yeah."
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"Uh, I was wonderin', do you, uh--"
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"What's your policy on, uh, lunch?"
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"Well, let me just say I want to put the ''stu'' back in students."
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids."
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"Now look what you've done, you little freaks!"
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"Young man, your gargantuan cone..."
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"is making a mockery of our self-serve policy."
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"Bart, look. It's Principal Skinner..."
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"and I think he's gone crazy."
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"He's not wearing a suit or tie or anything."
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"Principal Skinner, um..."
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"I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired..."
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"and biting you and then getting it on with your leg."
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"Well, maybe it was for the best."
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"Now I-- I finally have time to do what I've always wanted-- write the great American novel."
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"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park..."
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"I call it Billy and the Clone-osaurus."
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"Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir."
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"First you think of an idea that has already been done."
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"Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through?"
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"...on the best-seller list for 1 8 months!"
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"Every magazine cover had it!"
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"What were you thinking?"
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"I mean, thank you. Come again."
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"Bart, I've barely been here a-a good solid week..."
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"and you've been sent to my office 1 1 times."
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"Must have been a coincidence."
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"Anyhoo, Bart, you're gonna have to be punished."
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"This isn't just some sort of clubhouse."
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"- [ Ice Rattles ] - Oh, sorry. Were you drinking Slice or Yoo-hoo?"
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"Well, let's see. ''Tide. Cheer."
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"''Bold. Biz."
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"I believe today I will try... Bold."
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"Bart, how are you? How's school?"
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"Um, it's-- it's a lot of fun."
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"Hmm."
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"Uh, no."
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"Hmm. A flaming bag, eh?"
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"Well, these new Italian loafers will make short work of it."
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"Uh, I'm kinda busy on Saturday."
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"- [ Grunts, Laughs ] - Hey!"
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"[ Chanting ] We got Skinner's underpants!"
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"And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-principal."
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"That's not true. I can buy a new pair."
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"Oh, you must be Seymour's friend."
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"He's up in his room. Don't touch the wallpaper."
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"" Ba-ba-ba-bum ""
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"Now a little more allegro than last time. Bart!"
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"[ Chuckles ] Welcome."
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"Uh, I'll pass. Hey, what's this?"
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"Oh, that's my old unit from Vietnam."
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"which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show."
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"I was trying to getJoey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake!"
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"- Seymour,your friend Bart is here.! - I know, Mother!"
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"- Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7.:30? - No, Mother!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention..."
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"and put the whole school on the honor system?"
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"[ Laughs ] Yeah. The teachers are afraid to leave the faculty lounge."
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"Oh, that place must be falling apart."
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"Oh, mercy. Nobody's mentioned me, have they?"
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"Uh, I thought I heard someone say your name in the cafeteria..."
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"- but they might have been saying ''skim milk.'' - Yeah, yeah."
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"Hmm."
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"I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart."
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"They'll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice."
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"- Hey, Seymour! You want your usual table? - No, no, Luigi."
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"I'd like one with two seats. I'll be dining with a friend tonight."
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"Hey, good for you, huh?"
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"Hmm. They treat you real nice here."
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"Mr. Kookalamanza and-a some real ugly kid."
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"[ Students Shouting ]"
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"This is great! Not only am I not learnin'..."
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"I'm forgettin' stuff I used to know."
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"[ Laughs ] And it's all thanks to you, Bart."
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"- Yeah, great. - What's the matter?"
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"- We need Skinner back. - My water dish is empty!"
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"[ School Bell Rings ]"
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"[ Girl's Voice ] I learned to read because of you, Principal Skinner."
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"[ Martin's Voice ] Sir, I baked you these raisin roundies."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Oh, you're Seymour's friend. Here. He left you this note."
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"[ Skinner's Voice ] Dear Bart..."
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"However, I've decided to return to the only thing besides school..."
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"I've reenlisted in the United States Army."
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"Table for one."
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"Oh, you miss your friend, huh? Don't you worry."
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"My cooking, she'll-a cheer you up."
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"Hey, Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of red crap.!"
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"It's good to have another combat veteran around here."
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"I myself received a number of medals..."
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"Mm, yes, Colonel. Now, I understand it'll be my duty..."
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"to mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly trained infantry unit."
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"- Sure, I guess. Here they come. - [ Vehicle Approaching ]"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Hi. Where do I get my grenades at?"
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"Uh, they don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?"
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"Ned, Homer and I are a little concerned with the way the school's being run."
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"Well, I may go a little bit easy on the old hickory dickory stick..."
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