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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Substitute (S02E02)

"...as it speeds you from my life."
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"Bart didn't get one vote?"
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"This is the worst thing that could happen!"
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"All right, spilled milk. What are you so mopey about?"
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"-Nothing. -Lisa, tell your father."
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"-Mr. Bergstrom left. -Oh?"
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"-He's gone. Forever. -And?"
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"I didn't think you'd understand."
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"I'm glad I'm not crying."
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"I'd hate for you to think that what I'm gonna say is based on emotion."
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"-Me? -Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!"
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"-You don't realize what you're saying. -Baboon!"
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"Someone was bound to say it, but I never expected her."
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"Did you hear that? She called me a baboon!"
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"The stupidest and ugliest ape of all!"
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"You're not allowed to be hurt now."
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"A little girl needs you."
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"Her confidence in you is shaken..."
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"...and no little girl can be happy without faith in her daddy."
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""Go away.""
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"Lisa, don't hold anything back. You can tell me."
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"-You're sad you called me a baboon? -No!"
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"Nuts."
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"This isn't going well at all."
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"But maybe this music will help."
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"Now, you lost someone special and it hurt."
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"I never lost anyone special to me."
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"Everyone special to me is under this roof."
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"It's true. Now, you'll have lots of special people in your life."
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"...and the food is good, and guys like me are serving drinks."
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"Maybe I can't explain all this, but I can fix your dollhouse."
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"At least I'm good at monkey work."
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"You know, monkey? You know what I mean?"
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"I can hold these nails in place with my tail."
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"-I don't have any. -You're holding out on me."
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"-I'm sorry I called you a baboon. -Think nothing of it."
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"President Prince, President Princess, President Priss...."
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"Oh, Dad. If just me, Milhouse and Lewis had voted."
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"-No. -Would you have more work?"
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"Is Martin gonna get to do anything neat..."
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"...like play in the World Series?"
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"-No. -So, let the baby have his bottle."
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"That's my motto."
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"Hey, thanks, monkey-man."
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"Holy moly, talk about parenting."
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"Sleep well, Maggie. Three for three."
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"-Did you straighten everything--? -Don't say anything, Marge."
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"Let's just go to bed. I'm on the biggest roll of my life."
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"-What's Lyme disease? -I know."
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"Today he wears gym shorts, tomorrow he speaks French..."
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"Children! Bart, I need someone to deliver a note to the principal."
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"Big guys who spent money freely."
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"First, they pulled the brain out and stuffed the skull with onions."
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"Well, how about this? I want to see both eyes up here."
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"Yes, there is such a place. Believe me."
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"That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!"
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"For the record, there were some Jewish cowboys."
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"No! I would never do anything like that."
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"-I wanna see yours. -I don't have one."
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