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Clips from American Dad! - Son of Stan (S06E06)

"Throw away her expired condoms."
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"She's goodo go."
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"Just like her mother."
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"who stole 50 grand from us and eloped with a stoner hippie."
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"Face it, Slick."
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"I'm gonna watch TV and try to forget"
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"Aah, my butt."
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"No TV. You've got homework to do."
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"Oh, Stan, he's been in class all day."
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"Let him relax and unwind."
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"You're too lenient, Francine."
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"That's probably why Hayley left us."
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"Excuse me!"
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"If Hayley left because of anybody, it was you."
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"You're too strict, and you drove her away."
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"TV! Now!"
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"Whatever. I got to get a Popsicle on the old starfish."
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"Listen to me."
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"No. Kids needs space"
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"to make their own mistakes and learn from them."
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"Well, there's only one way to settle this."
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"First one across the finish line decides how we raise Steve."
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"I guess I was wrong about you, Robby."
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"You can ride with us any time."
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"Does this mean I won, or should I keep going?"
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"You're not really going after the $50,000, are you?"
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"You have no idea where Hayley is."
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"Patience, fish."
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"I don't feel any..."
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"Aah...!"
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"What the hell are you doing in Thailand?"
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"Oh, my God! It worked!"
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"Stand up straight!"
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"Wipe your glasses! Tuck in your shirt!"
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"You're not allowed to be strict with him!"
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"I'm not being strict with Steve."
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"Wha...?"
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"This is a clone I had made at the CIA"
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"for me to raise how I like."
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"I'm calling him Steve-arino."
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Pretty great, huh?"
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"I also cloned world-famous comedian John Leguizamo."
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"'Zamo, do an impression."
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"Okay, uh, this is my cousin Keisha from the block."
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"Hey, I'm Keisha from the block."
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"I don't know, John."
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"I don't know anyone like that."
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"Stan, how could you clone Steve?!"
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"I was in a pickle."
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"You won the right to raise Steve your way."
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"So this was your solution?!"
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"The Counsel of 12?"
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"Wow! I have a clone?"
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"We should buy matching capes"
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"and invent our own creepy language."
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"They're identical, right down to their memories and emotions."
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"So from here on, how they turn out"
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"Cabba lakti-mo?"
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"Sheb wawa, sheb wawa!"
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"No, it's perfect."
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"You can raise Steve your way,"
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"and I'll raise Steve-arino my way."
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"We'll see which one turns out better,"
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"and the other one we'll just put down."
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"What?!"
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"We'll, we'll figure it out."
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"Steve-arino, I'll be parenting you"
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"There will be a lot of rules,"
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"homework and exercise."
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"But trust me, in time,"
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"I'll mold you into a buff, athletic model student."
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"Every boy will want to be you,"
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"every girl will want to be inside you."
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"That sounds great!"
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"I'll just make a slight adjustment"
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"so we can tell you boys apart."
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"What about me, Dad?"
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"Steve, your mother will be raising you,"
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"which, unfortunately, means"
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"All right, that's it!"
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"at parenting than me, we'll do your stupid plan."
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"May the best Steve win!"
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"Wait. So I don't have to follow any of Dad's rules?"
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"That's right, honey. Yeah!"
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"I'm gonna go have a garden burger!"
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"Maybe it'll turn me gay, maybe it won't."
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"I guess we'll just let fate decide."
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"Beer for the newlyweds."
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"Let's cut to the chase."
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"I'm here to steal your 50 grand. What?"
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"the most brilliant, elegant plan I've ever come up with."
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"No! It's our money, and we're making it last."
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"selling both realistic and unrealistic wolf masks."
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"The plan it is."
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"Myeeeah!"
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"This is your elegant plan?"
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"You think I'm gonna give you the money"
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"to get you to stop making that noise?"
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"Myeeeah!"
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"Yes. I'm Myeeeah."
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"the most realistic retail-themed video game on the market."
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"Hmm. Sounds productive."
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"There we are-- egg whites and soy toast"
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"for my little achiever."
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"Anything you want, honey."
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"Uh, okay."
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"Chocolate chip pancakes and chardonnay."
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"The Delta Burke breakfast it is."
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"Put this on, Steve-arino."
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"You start your first day of military school in an hour."
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"Military school?!"
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"You want those dividends, don't you?"
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"Then you have to trust me."
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"Attaboy."
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"And so it begins."
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"Welcome home, Father!"
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"We won the big game against Saint John's,"
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"and I scored a touchdown!"
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"That's great, son!"
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