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Clips from Friends - The One with the Truth About London (S07E07)

"Okay, okay, okay. Um..."
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"- What do I do with him? - I don't know, talk to him."
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"- Okay. ROSS: Okay, Ben, come here."
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"- You mean the spitter? - Come on. He wasn't that bad."
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"- And the third guy? - He kept staring at your chest."
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"Can you blame him?"
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"...while he's thinking, "I'd do it too.""
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"...and they're all either boring or annoying..."
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"We're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married."
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"Anyone can be ordained on the Internet and perform weddings and stuff."
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"Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us."
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"Does calling it not mean anything anymore?"
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"And when I say legitimate, I mean gay..."
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"...and in control of his saliva."
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"...we'd hang out all the time."
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"Because I was your daddy's girlfriend."
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"But you're not anymore."
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"- No, I'm not. - Because you guys were on a break..."
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"Hey, we were not on a... Okay."
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"- When's my daddy coming back? - Fifty-two minutes."
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"You know what, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other."
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"...or, uh, we'd jump out of closets to scare each other..."
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"...or, ha, switch the sugar for the salt so they put salt on their cereal."
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"That's a good one."
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"Um, you, uh... You take a quarter..."
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"You take a quarter..."
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"...and you blacken the edge, right?"
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"And then you say, "I bet you can't roll this quarter..."
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"Can I do it to you?"
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"Heh, okay?"
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"No, but "Horny for Monica" minister called..."
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"...wondering if we're still together."
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"- Joe... - No, I've been thinking."
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"I'm an actor, so I won't get nervous in front of people."
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"It'll be me. And I swear, I'll do a really good job."
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"Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me."
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"Might be kind of cool."
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"- Uh-oh. - Yes."
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"Ben learned a little trick."
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"Saran wrap on the toilet seat..."
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"...so the pee goes everywhere."
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"- Oh, that. - Yeah, that."
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"You know I hate practical jokes."
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"They're mean, they're stupid and I don't want my son learning them."
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"Oh, come on. Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?"
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"- I was barefoot. - Oh."
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"Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right?"
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"- You got ordained? JOEY: Yeah."
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"Our minister."
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"[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]"
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""We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion..."
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"Huh? Right."
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"It is a love based on giving and receiving..."
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"And the love that they give and have is shared and received."
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"And through this having and giving..."
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"I was just in the neighborhood..."
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"I'd love that. I would love that."
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"[BOTH YELL]"
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"[RACHEL CHUCKLES]"
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"Very funny. Come here."
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"CAROL: Rach, you want some sugar? - Yes, but..."
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"No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks."
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""Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?""
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"- Your dad doesn't like pranks. - "Your dad doesn't like pranks.""
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"No! Don't say that."
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"- Damn it! - Go back to repeating."
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"- Damn it! - Oh, crap."
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"- "Oh, crap!" - Oh."
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"Okay, I got some more written, ready?"
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""When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share..."
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"...and giving..." And then I can't think of a good word for right here."
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"- How about "receiving"? - Yes!"
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"See, Joe, not that that's not great..."
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"...is that it can be about us."
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"Uh, okay. Maybe I'll talk about London. You know, when you two hooked up."
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"- Joe. - Okay, all right, um..."
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"That didn't happen with us."
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"Yeah."
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"And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me..."
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"Oh."
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"- But then, later that night... - Yeah, baby."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Hey."
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"Cute P.J.s. Really living it up here in London, huh?"
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"Well, I wasn't exactly expecting company after..."
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"Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries."
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"So, uh, you're not still upset about what that guy told you, are you?"
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"You have to let that go, okay?"
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"Really?"
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"You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? We just made out."
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"- We're making out? - Not anymore."
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"How drunk are you?"
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"Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty."
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"- You know what's weird? - What?"
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"- This doesn't feel weird. - I know."
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"- Want to get under the covers? - Mm-hm."
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"Wow, you are really fast!"
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"- We're gonna see each other naked. - Yep."
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"- At the same time? - Count of three?"
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"Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined."
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"Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie..."
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"No!"
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"Yeah."
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"Go nuts."
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"That's what that was?"
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"You two might've never gotten together."
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"- What? - What?"
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"What?"
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"Okay, fine, but please don't be upset."
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"I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk."
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"I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex."
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"So when I went to your room that night..."
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"...I was actually looking for Joey."
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"Yeah, baby."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You came looking for Joey?"
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"It's not important? It's not important?"
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"If it wasn't for a bridesmaid, you'd be marrying him."
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"I'm a man of the cloth but I still have feelings."
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