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Clips from Community (2009) - Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television (S06E06)

The accomplishers.

"The accomplishers."

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The obsoletists.

"The obsoletists."

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Steven King's dreamcatchers.

"Steven King's dreamcatchers."

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Susan. You guys are rebelling against yourselves.

"Susan. You guys are rebelling against yourselves."

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The current trend in branding is unique,

"The current trend in branding is unique,"

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simplistic, phonetically memorable gibberish.

"simplistic, phonetically memorable gibberish."

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How about nipple dippers?

"How about nipple dippers?"

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Yes. You guys.

"Yes. You guys."

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Yes. Ooh, nippledippers.com is available.

"Yes. Ooh, nippledippers.com is available."

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Grab that mother.

"Grab that mother."

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Done. Nipple dippers, listen up.

"Done. Nipple dippers, listen up."

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Text from the dean.

"Text from the dean."

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Don't leave yet, I'm almost there.

"Don't leave yet, I'm almost there."

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Special celebration.

"Special celebration."

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Just finished entire semester without wearing a single silly outfit.

"Just finished entire semester without wearing a single silly outfit."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Good for him.

"Good for him."

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Hey everybody!

"Hey everybody!"

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I made it!

"I made it!"

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Are you guys going out to celebrate or something?

"Are you guys going out to celebrate or something?"

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Maybe I'll tag along, it's been a tough year, I could use a drink.

"Maybe I'll tag along, it's been a tough year, I could use a drink."

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We were gonna to Britta's bar whenever- Oh.

"We were gonna to Britta's bar whenever- Oh."

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Mother time is willing to call it a year.

"Mother time is willing to call it a year."

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Kay fine, we're done, happy summer.

"Kay fine, we're done, happy summer."

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Nipple dippers drink for free!

"Nipple dippers drink for free!"

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I'll pay for my drinks, I'm not acknowledging that title.

"I'll pay for my drinks, I'm not acknowledging that title."

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Someone owes me ten bucks for the domain.

"Someone owes me ten bucks for the domain."

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I gotta get on the road to California.

"I gotta get on the road to California."

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I got a job through LinkedIn.

"I got a job through LinkedIn."

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That's crazy!

"That's crazy!"

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People use LinkedIn?

"People use LinkedIn?"

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No, LinkedIn hired me to help figure out why people don't use it.

"No, LinkedIn hired me to help figure out why people don't use it."

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Also, I have an old lady friend I went to high school with who

"Also, I have an old lady friend I went to high school with who"

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just became un-married last week and I thought I'd look her up.

"just became un-married last week and I thought I'd look her up."

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Or actually, very slow.

"Or actually, very slow."

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Either way, good luck.

"Either way, good luck."

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I think so.

"I think so."

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Probably, maybe.

"Probably, maybe."

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You guys think bars scene always have to start at a billiards shot?

"You guys think bars scene always have to start at a billiards shot?"

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Or do you think every time someone takes a shot a in billiards they start

"Or do you think every time someone takes a shot a in billiards they start"

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a new bar scene without knowing it?

"a new bar scene without knowing it?"

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What?

"What?"

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You can just say shut up Abed.

"You can just say shut up Abed."

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Okay, ask me if I'm coming back?

"Okay, ask me if I'm coming back?"

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Probably.

"Probably."

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Maybe.

"Maybe."

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I mean what was that, right?

"I mean what was that, right?"

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That was an Irish goodbye.

"That was an Irish goodbye."

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Let's give it an Irish wake.

"Let's give it an Irish wake."

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Six years guys.

"Six years guys."

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Nipple dippers.

"Nipple dippers."

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Nipple dippers.

"Nipple dippers."

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Where's Annie?

"Where's Annie?"

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I mean no offense to you guys but she's the only one that gets me.

"I mean no offense to you guys but she's the only one that gets me."

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She said she had an interview?

"She said she had an interview?"

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Six years.

"Six years."

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Six seasons, right Abed?

"Six seasons, right Abed?"

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Don't put a nickel in him.

"Don't put a nickel in him."

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Stop mitigating everyone.

"Stop mitigating everyone."

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So Abed, what happens in season seven?

"So Abed, what happens in season seven?"

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Oh, man.

"Oh, man."

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I don't know how likely season seven is.

"I don't know how likely season seven is."

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I mean, what show ever peaks after season six?

"I mean, what show ever peaks after season six?"

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Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends.

"Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends."

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Those shows weren't hemorrhaging characters every year.

"Those shows weren't hemorrhaging characters every year."

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Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging.

"Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging."

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I'll see what I can do.

"I'll see what I can do."

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What if Shirley came back, would that change your disposition?

"What if Shirley came back, would that change your disposition?"

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Shirley could get us back on formula, but I don't see it turning us around.

"Shirley could get us back on formula, but I don't see it turning us around."

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Sorry, what's our formula?

"Sorry, what's our formula?"

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Well, basically.

"Well, basically."

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I have a placeholder so set up it, makes analogies look like punchlines.

"I have a placeholder so set up it, makes analogies look like punchlines."

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My setup lacks awareness, but my punchline doesn't know.

"My setup lacks awareness, but my punchline doesn't know."

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Abusively cynical one liner dismissing everything you just said.

"Abusively cynical one liner dismissing everything you just said."

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Absurd reaction.

"Absurd reaction."

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You guys, can we put a pin in the B story and focus on the A story?

"You guys, can we put a pin in the B story and focus on the A story?"

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I don't trust A stories.

"I don't trust A stories."

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I had a set up about a story that was so placeholder,

"I had a set up about a story that was so placeholder,"

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the punchline came five words early.

"the punchline came five words early."

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And I can tag it too.

"And I can tag it too."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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I'll just take a moment to explain the risks involved in all decisions made

"I'll just take a moment to explain the risks involved in all decisions made"

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from here until eternity.

"from here until eternity."

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Who the hell are you?

"Who the hell are you?"

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I'm Frankie Dart.

"I'm Frankie Dart."

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Is this combination gonna work?

"Is this combination gonna work?"

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Not my place to say.

"Not my place to say."

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Abed?

"Abed?"

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Obama.

"Obama."

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Shane!

"Shane!"

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You know, I put time into what I do wardrobe wise.

"You know, I put time into what I do wardrobe wise."

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Yeah see, Shirley, no Shirley, what does it matter, right?

"Yeah see, Shirley, no Shirley, what does it matter, right?"

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Abed, we're not formulas, and if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know.

"Abed, we're not formulas, and if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know."

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Things have a certain structure to them, you know?

"Things have a certain structure to them, you know?"

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If we stray from it, we're weird, if we stick to it, we're boring.

"If we stray from it, we're weird, if we stick to it, we're boring."

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I mean, no offense or anything.

"I mean, no offense or anything."

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But isn't the shape of your brain kinda fucked up?

"But isn't the shape of your brain kinda fucked up?"

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Hm. What's your season seven pitch?

"Hm. What's your season seven pitch?"

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My pitch for your fall semester at Greendale is that everyone is nice and

"My pitch for your fall semester at Greendale is that everyone is nice and"

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has fun and grows together.

"has fun and grows together."

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Shirley or Elroy?

"Shirley or Elroy?"

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See, that's racist, man.

"See, that's racist, man."

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Shirley or Elroy?

"Shirley or Elroy?"

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That's racist.

"That's racist."

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How about they both come back?

"How about they both come back?"

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Where do they all sit?

"Where do they all sit?"

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They well they sit wherever they want to sit, as of the 1960s.

"They well they sit wherever they want to sit, as of the 1960s."

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Don't pitch it.

"Don't pitch it."

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Guess what?

"Guess what?"

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I made something.

"I made something."

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I made a belt with fabric.

"I made a belt with fabric."

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How cute is that?

"How cute is that?"

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Well, I think that's very cute, so oh, and I love you guys.

"Well, I think that's very cute, so oh, and I love you guys."

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I've got, I'm angry and you should vote or don't vote.

"I've got, I'm angry and you should vote or don't vote."

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Sweet!

"Sweet!"

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Hallelujah!

"Hallelujah!"

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These are good times, baby.

"These are good times, baby."

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Good times girl, good times.

"Good times girl, good times."

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Hey, I thought of something.

"Hey, I thought of something."

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Yeah, we should.

"Yeah, we should."

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