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Clips from The O.C. - The Lonely Hearts Club (S02E02)

"Hello...?"
The O.C.
"How's the ticker?"
The O.C.
"Ticking, thankfully. I wasn't expecting you today."
The O.C.
"But I see you're already doing fine in that department."
The O.C.
"- Hi, Julie. - Lindsay, hello."
The O.C.
"Lindsay's making us some lunch. Tuna sandwiches."
The O.C.
"Well, make yourself at home. Caleb's casa es su casa."
The O.C.
"Marissa?"
The O.C.
"Get out, Mom, I'm sleeping."
The O.C.
"You and your stepfather are quite the welcome wagon."
The O.C.
"Just to say hello to my daughter."
The O.C.
"It's a Chanel clutch. Every girl I saw in Paris was carrying one of these."
The O.C.
"Thanks, you can leave it on the dresser."
The O.C.
"You know, when I was in Europe I did some real soul searching."
The O.C.
"- I hope you didn't hurt yourself. - I'm trying to talk to you."
The O.C.
"I just think that it's time to put those memories behind us."
The O.C.
"Thanks, Mom, but I'm not that lame."
The O.C.
"What if I took away your BlackBerry?"
The O.C.
"And your cell phone."
The O.C.
"- You can't take away my cell phone. - Oh, I think I just did."
The O.C.
"Are you going to throw the bedroom furniture in the pool now? That's great."
The O.C.
"You want to become friends so you're blackmailing me."
The O.C.
"That's a great plan, Mom. I'll see you at dinner."
The O.C.
"- Oh. Oh, not bad. - Well, it beats living in my office."
The O.C.
"Your office was fine. It was the running into Kirsten part that was rough."
The O.C.
"She must be furious."
The O.C.
"Well, there was some poor roses that took the brunt of it this morning."
The O.C.
"and to thank you, I got you a little Valentine's gift."
The O.C.
"Gandhi. Every time I see this, I think of you snoring right next to me in that theater."
The O.C.
"I couldn't help it-- it's a long movie."
The O.C.
"It was our first date. You could've stayed awake."
The O.C.
"- Well, it was a lousy first-date movie. - You're right."
The O.C.
"Okay, I know that look."
The O.C.
"You want to talk."
The O.C.
"Oh, here's the thing."
The O.C.
"You know, I'm not that well schooled in amnesty cases."
The O.C.
"And it might put a strain on your marriage."
The O.C.
"- That, too. - Okay."
The O.C.
"I know you want to put this thing behind you-- I want it over, too."
The O.C.
"But you and I spending day after day poring over my case,"
The O.C.
"I should've seen this coming."
The O.C.
"You're gonna get through this."
The O.C.
"I wish I was getting through this with you."
The O.C.
"Well.. be careful what you wish for."
The O.C.
"Credit card company called to verify that you're staying at the Beachcomber?"
The O.C.
"It's for Rebecca. So she doesn't have to stay at my office."
The O.C.
"I know you're being put in the middle of this,"
The O.C.
"I know enough not to mess with my wife on Valentine's Day."
The O.C.
"- Sandy. - You didn't force me to do anything."
The O.C.
"Good."
The O.C.
"- Sounds like The Arches. - Perfect."
The O.C.
"You know, you don't have to hang around here all day to help me."
The O.C.
"Please. Any excuse to avoid my house."
The O.C.
"My mom's been home for, like, three hours, and already I'm going insane."
The O.C.
"My mom used to drive me crazy, too,"
The O.C.
"You make it sound so easy."
The O.C.
"give her a big smile, and say something like,"
The O.C.
"Wow, sounds like a fun way to spend an evening."
The O.C.
"But, you know, anyone who can make my mom even crazier gets a free dinner."
The O.C.
"But not tomorrow night. I don't do Valentine's Day first dates"
The O.C.
"I think it's a jinx."
The O.C.
"...when we don't have Hallmark breathing down our necks,"
The O.C.
"we'll go on a date. Cool?"
The O.C.
"Zach... you just need to relax a little bit, man. I promise you have this."
The O.C.
"You know what? My teeth are all plaquey."
The O.C.
"Wow! Doesn't sound... romantic at all."
The O.C.
"Hey, are you guys here to pitch to Mr. Bernstein?"
The O.C.
"Yes, we are."
The O.C.
"He can't see you till tomorrow. He got delayed coming back from Japan."
The O.C.
"- What? - They're gonna get you rooms in town"
The O.C.
"Yeah. So just Cinque Terre and Venice or maybe, like, Florence, too, or something?"
The O.C.
"All right, look, it's like the dentist."
The O.C.
"Came by to say hello."
The O.C.
"Call me Caleb."
The O.C.
"- So, you play pool. - No. My first time."
The O.C.
"Thank you, Ryan. I realize it wasn't easy for you to string so many words together."
The O.C.
"I'm merely noting how rarely I hear you talk."
The O.C.
"everything else I've done."
The O.C.
"Like insulting me, treating me like a criminal?"
The O.C.
"Well, you are a criminal. My do-gooder son-in-law dragged you out of jail"
The O.C.
"You know, Mr. Nichol, I don't know why I try to talk to you."
The O.C.
"It's just a waste of time."
The O.C.
"Oh. One bed, huh?"
The O.C.
"Well, sure, yeah. I mean... well, it makes sense."
The O.C.
"Um, so, then... I take it you two will be in here... uh, in there,"
The O.C.
"actually, uh, uh, together, and I will be..."
The O.C.
"Hey. You okay? -Yeah"
The O.C.
"no, I'm fine. I'm just having an allergic... reaction to... the universe."
The O.C.
"Here you go."
The O.C.
"I never thought I'd see the day. You used to average a pot an hour as I recall."
The O.C.
"bending my ear with your right-wing conspiracies."
The O.C.
"and... then everything changed."
The O.C.
"I mean, your conscience, Sanford... I mean, it's always worked in overdrive."
The O.C.
"No. Leaving you and Rebecca just when we found her."
The O.C.
"I'll go get you some. There's a cafe right down the pier."
The O.C.
"- I'll be back in a sec. - Okay, thanks, Sandy."
The O.C.
"You know what, we should turn in early. We've got the pitch at the crack of dawn."
The O.C.
"I think Van Helsing is on pay-per-view."
The O.C.
"I like monsters. Don't know about the rest of you."
The O.C.
"- I'm pretty tired. - Me, too."
The O.C.
"Well, then why don't we go to the gift shop"
The O.C.
"and see maybe if they have cards, 'cause then we could play gin"
The O.C.
"Psst. Maybe we should invent a secret knock, just in case, for whatever."
The O.C.
"Good night, Cohen."
The O.C.
"Hey, Max, hey,"
The O.C.
"they didn't have any green tea, but I got you some jasmine."
The O.C.
"There's no way there's three shots of espresso in there."
The O.C.
"- Did you sleep at all? - Yep. Got a solid 15 minutes."
The O.C.
"They say that's all you need."
The O.C.
"What about you guys? Probably didn't sleep too well, huh?"
The O.C.
"I slept fine, actually."
The O.C.
"Good, great, glad to hear it."
The O.C.
"And on behalf of all of us, the three of us, sitting three across in your office,"
The O.C.
"Great. Okay, first of all, what can I tell you?"
The O.C.
"She's got a passion for fashion and a magic flask to boot."
The O.C.
"But what I want to do right now, actually,"
The O.C.
"is to take you to the white-hot center of our comic, okay?"
The O.C.
"Now, what I'm talking about here is passion. But real passion."
The O.C.
"- Cohen, what does that even mean? - I have no idea."
The O.C.
"So you're saying there's a love story."
The O.C.
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