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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - The Princess of Darkness (S01E01)

"[demon vocalizes and grunts]"
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"I'm actually a more way careful driver when I'm drunk."
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"[chuckles] I'm having so much joy right now."
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"Get ready. Next week, we're gonna try arson."
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"Suspects headed west on the royal highway."
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"[mimics radio static] Roger that. Git. Go on."
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"You know they prey on the weak in prison?"
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"[woman] Whoo!"
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"Hang on. I've got a bad idea."
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"[all grunt]"
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"[woman] If anyone asks, just be honest and say she was alive when we ran away."
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"Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help,"
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"Oh, no. We're locked out."
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"Got it. Now, what's "swimming"?"
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"Okay, Elfo. You can do anything if you believe in yourself."
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"Anyone want this meat? I only eat it for the shells."
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"Whoa. That looks damn delicious. What the hell is it?"
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"It's like my dad's prized possession."
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"Sometimes he just stares at it longingly while he drinks vodka sodas."
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"- [slurps] - It's a lemon, guys."
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"It's what we feed children in Hell."
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"Come on, I dare you to try it."
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"Civilizations were decimated. History rewritten. Maps redrawn."
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"To be fair, sire, you were never going to eat it."
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"I care about Bean."
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"She's out of control and I've tried everything."
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"Yelling, screaming, everything."
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"Ah, to think all the classy old bats in this family led right to Bean."
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"Carousing, taking her clothes off every chance she gets."
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"Bean hasn't been the same since she lost her mom."
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"Ah, Dagmar, you were my perfect queen."
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"Huh. He thinks I am reptile?"
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"[groans] You use your curtains to escape one time and your dad's all like,"
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""No more curtains.""
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"You know, if you don't sleep for 72 hours, you become clinically insane."
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"- So wakey-wakey, nutbag. - [grunts]"
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"Fine, but I'll need a little something to put the edge on."
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"I need "Oona's Little Helper.""
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"No, she has no friends."
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"She has nothing in her life except a drug that makes her happy."
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"Stealing from my stepmother's purse."
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"You're the type to steal enough for your friends."
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"I'm kinda scared to try this. Will you guys peer pressure me?"
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"Sure thing, buddy."
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"is successfully corrupting Tiabeanie's mind and soul."
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"Oh, is this the one where the cat and the elf are friends?"
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"Jerry, leave the highballs and, I don't know, feed the peacocks."
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"But they don't like me."
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"I don't know. I'm not really feeling anything."
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"- Me, either. - Me, either."
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"Meither. Meither."
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"Wow! My God, you guys. We should start a band."
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"Yes! We sound amazing."
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"We'll fix up an old carriage and tour the country,"
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"We're a duo now. The fans didn't even notice."
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"We'll never find out."
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"Dreams come true, 'cause I am a solo act now."
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"The fans love my voice. I have dreadlocks."
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"Why is the crowd booing? Oh, no. I'm the talentless one!"
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"[rhythmic clapping]"
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"Wow. That is the most fun I've ever had without remembering a single moment of it."
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"You'll have to take me, too, 'cause I live here now."
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"'Course, I'm not threatened by that. Women gotta support women."
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"Crime is male-dominated, innit?"
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"If this world were run by women, there wouldn't be so much crime."
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"A real legendary caper. We could use your help."
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"Well, I'll have to confer with my associates first."
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"[whispering] Guys, think we should do this?"
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"I've never done anything good before."
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"Bad Elfo doesn't really exist."
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"[stammers] I only got in trouble once, and, uh,"
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"So, uh, what exactly are we heisting?"
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"Potatoes."
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"Whoa. Hardcore."
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"Hardcore is right."
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"I been a potato thief ever since"
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"me dad never came back from the Lemon Crusades."
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"Yeah, that's where they hide 'em."
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"Have you considered stealing things of value?"
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"'Cause Bean here knows where real treasures are buried."
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"I know exactly what he's talking about."
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"[all grunt]"
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"Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf?"
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"There's a lot of sexual tension between us."
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"All right. Wish me luck."
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"[Luci] Good luck."
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"The family crypt."
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"So this is where I'll end up one day. Buried. Forgotten. Worm food."
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"Oh, my sweet Bee-Baw."
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"Remember when you used to sit me on your lap and tell me stories?"
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"Well, I'm in a gang now, and I gotta take your crown."
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"And your necklace. And didn't you have..."
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"Sometimes when you pull off your grandma's jaw,"
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"it really makes you stop and wonder. Am I doing the right..."
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"Okay, that's everything!"
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"Whoa. Think of how many potatoes we could get with this."
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"they'll start asking why I'm not married."
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"[grunts and sighs]"
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"Just so you know,"
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"I would've done the same thing if you were a man. Now!"
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"[all laugh]"
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"[Luci] So, when are you getting married?"
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"[bell tolling]"
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"Hear ye, hear ye. Royal court is now in session."
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"Starting at the feet."
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"Mud-covered crime boots."
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"Legs muscled by years on the run."
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"Obviously stolen belt. Nondescript torso."
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"Uh, weak chin, buck teeth, and... Whoa!"
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"Hi, Dad."
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"What the... You tryin' to tell me my little girl is this guy?"
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"There is no way you're gonna convince me my daughter is a criminal."
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"God damn it!"
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"[indistinct murmurs]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[speaking through teeth] Oh, my God, shut up."
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"Your weird cat? I'll pulverize him."
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"I'll pet him in the wrong direction. I'll put a cucumber beside him."
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"That drives them crazy."
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"No, no, no, not him. I meant..."
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