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Clips from American Dad! - Gorillas in the Mist (S06E06)

"♪ Good morning, USA. ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Ah. Who's that funny for?"
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"Announcement."
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"Check it out."
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"Oh, that reminds me, I have to check my "sad phone.""
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"Sorry, guys. I've got to go handle this."
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"I think red stuff looks amazing."
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"So, Big Shot tried to go to the zoo"
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"You're being so uncool."
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"That's why your number's in the "dad phone""
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""Friend phone" conversations go like this:"
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""What up, Jackson? Of course I want to hang out"
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""I'll come home and handle it."
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""We gotta get the bill and figure out how much I owe."
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""Look, I gotta go. You want me home, right?"
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"Country music comes from the heart."
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"♪ I kill squirrels with my gun... ♪"
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"What happened? They hated me."
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"Then by next Honky-Tonk night"
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"Screw it."
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"Just bring Steve with you. You have to hurry."
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"Yay! Let's go, let's go."
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"I don't want you to hear anything we say out there."
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"Our words are not for you."
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"Aw, man, what's up with Frank and the schedule?"
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"Kids, come meet your new daddy."
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"It's perfect."
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"The what?"
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"(tires squealing) Nyoo, thank you."
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"REGINALD: Yeah, there he is. Yeah!"
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"I'm better in front of somebody."
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"Stan, it's just a joke. Lighten up."
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"So a man with a tickle in his throat..."
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"Okay."
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"Actually I thought it was very well-crafted."
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"It was really quite elegant."
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"I said I don't need to laugh..."
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"(chuckles) Steve, Steve, stop it."
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"(stifled laugh)"
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"Purple hat."
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"(laughing)"
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"It's buddy-buddy from here on out."
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"Hey, let's make some nachos."
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"Melt some queso."
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, are you doing a knock, knock, knock, knock joke?"
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"Yeah, yeah, you just made me think of it."
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"Hey, you want to wake up early tomorrow and go for a run?"
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"You want to say like 7:00?"
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"Uh, don't know."
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"Ugh, you have been drinking."
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"How could you let Steve get drunk last night?"
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"Oh, like ship-notized?"
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"from the adult activity, but he disobeyed me."
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"It's cool, we're cool."
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"Wait, so you're not gonna punish me like Mom said?"
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"Did she have a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on her stomach?"
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"You gotta a family to look after."
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"Sorry to make you drive all the way down here."
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"Sometimes I think music is the one thing"
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"Well, through the wall, it sounds like you're slaying it."
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"Thanks, man."
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"(children laughing)"
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"I'm trying to get the baby to sleep!"
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"Don't look at me."
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"Okay, relax. You're right."
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"(upbeat ringtone plays)"
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"You need to tell Bullock you're sick"
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"Wow, you sound like a total dad right now."
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"I'm not lame."
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"Absolutely."
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"Have we displeased you, Almighty God in heaven?!"
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"Do our lives mean nothing to you?!"
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"That's Wilson."
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"I'm not going in there."
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"Do not enter that sauce in the county fair,"
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"I'm going solo, Wilson."
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"What's happening, Wilson?!"
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"(grunting)"
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"(panting)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Yeah, you know, if we do,"
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"Hello?"
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"(sighs)"
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"That long?"
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"you need to squeeze out his butt hole."
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"Yes, you did, Naydern."
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"She said she was gonna scissors off my hog."
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"CHILDREN: Rocky!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(shrieks)"
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"It's painful just to look at you."
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"Yeah, man, tell it how it is!"
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"Steve, I'm coming in to get you!"
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"We're saved!"
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"He just said he wants the boy to stay with him tonight."
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"I'm his handler."
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"You woke me up!""
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"Get inside right now!""
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"(sobbing): Oh, Daddy, if you're watching, I forgive you."
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"Hey, Tank, ain't that your boy?"
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"You're making up all the schoolwork"
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"the gutters and buying you a diamond bracelet, won't I?"
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"Uh, yes, you will."
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"Damn right, I will."
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"How much for that?"
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"- 50 bucks. - Nope."
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"The busboy."
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"Is kind of funny."
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"Since y'all are like my closest friends in the world,"
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"I wanted to invite you to my houseboat this Saturday."
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"That's sweet of you. I'm flattered."
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"You're so generous and your feet are adorable."
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"The best part is, spring break starts this weekend"
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"so the lake is gonna be crazy."
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"I thought we could make "Sluts Gone Nuts" T-shirts"
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"to get girls to show us their tay-tay's."
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"Supplies, bi-atch."
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