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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"- no matter what you see. - Brock, if pirates really exist..."
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"that means Santa Claus and the tooth fairy can even be real, right?"
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"It's like all bets are off."
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"Ghost pirates!"
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"Leave this ship at once."
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"Holy crap. He's getting his ass kicked."
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"Let's go save him."
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"You crazy? My sword's made of cardboard."
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"Enough!"
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"Get off that man before he kills all of you."
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"I'm sure he doesn't want to see what his child is made of."
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"I mean, really what he's made of, not like a test of his mettle."
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"I mean, I'm gonna spill his..."
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"Yeah. Got it the first time."
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"Silence! Your insolence will not be tolerated..."
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"again."
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"Hey, is that guy dead?"
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"Yeah, probably."
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"Come on. Was that necessary? Really."
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"Your scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he's no ghost."
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"Oh, you think, genius? What tipped you off?"
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"Was it the huge zipper? Maybe the rubber mask?"
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"But you had to kill him anyway."
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"If you played by the rules..."
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"the ghost pirate rules..."
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"and just ran away, none of this would be happening."
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"But no. You had to go nuts and kill a guy."
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"Take him to the brig!"
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"I'm keeping the boy with me."
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"If you try anything funny, your son dies."
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"Uh, Captain?"
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"Do we not need this now?"
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"Fine! But without the fog, what am I gonna project the sea monster on?"
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"Like trying to walk around inside a giant fat kid."
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"Journal entry 36."
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"I don't get it."
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"The meta-sonic locator should've rolled back the curtain of time..."
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"Journal entry 36."
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"The meta-sonic locator, though performing admirably..."
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"begs his master to increase the volume, a bidding his master gladly complies with."
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"I seem to have stepped into some sort of undersea chewing gum."
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"Because of this..."
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"I can't move."
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"Oh, boy. This can't be good."
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"Hank. Come in, Hank."
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"I'm here. Where are you?"
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"Are you being keelhauled? Have they removed your fingernails?"
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"- Really? - Yes, really. Where are you?"
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"I'm near the heliport at the stern of the X-2."
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"Oh, Hank."
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"If there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now."
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"All right. You have to be my hands."
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"I'll talk you through it."
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"- Brock? - What?"
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"This could be the single greatest moment of my life."
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"Focus, Hank."
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"Whatever you do, don't light a cigarette."
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"A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles."
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"Brock, I don't smoke."
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"Good. Now's a lousy time to start."
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"We're not carrying gold or anything like that."
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"I just want your boat."
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"Now just tell me where the keys are."
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"You have a pirate ship."
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"Sit on my lap, son. It's story time."
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"I don't want to sit in your lap."
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"Fine. Don't. I'll tell you anyway."
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"That pirate ship out there hasn't moved an inch in, like, forever."
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"We've been stuck in that disgusting sargassum..."
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"which, by the way, no matter how you cook it..."
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"still tastes like hot sargassum..."
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"It's been, like, ten years."
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"- Wow! - Yeah, wow. Oh, sure."
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"In the beginning, it's lots of fun..."
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"you know, set up the projector, turn on the fog machine..."
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"and everybody is like, "Oh, no! Ghost pirates!""
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"And then you'd abandon ship like you were supposed to..."
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"and then we'd help ourselves to the booty."
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"Treasure? Like gold doubloons and "pieces of eight"?"
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"Think about it, kid."
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"Who ships doubloons across the Bermuda Triangle these days?"
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"Shipment of I'Eggs eggs."
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"Some of the boys still wear the pantyhose as sashes and headbands."
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"Here. Lick your arm. I've got more in me pocket."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Oh, come on now."
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"I can't believe you think that old joke would work on me twice."
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"I'm totally serious. I don't know what that was."
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"Yeah, right."
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"But you did, right?"
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"I didn't hear..."
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"I can't hear any..."
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"You didn't just..."
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"You heard that, right?"
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"What am I listening for?"
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"If you would just shut up for a minute!"
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"OK. I see them."
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"I think they're drunk on rum because they're pirates."
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"Hey, I found your knife."
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"Leave it. You're not ready."
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"All right."
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"That tube you feel is your trachea."
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"Think of it as a handle."
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"Your thumb is on your carotid artery."
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"That's your button."
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"Now, remember... grab the handle. Push the button."
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"Repeat that back."
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"Let go of your own throat, Hank."
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"Journal entry 48."
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"The blanket of warm vomit that previously kept the icy chill at bay..."
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"has hardened to a sticky shell."
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"Thankfully, the stench has faded."
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"Continued efforts to contact base have proved fruitless..."
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"and the clam won't quit it."
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"All right. This is just getting downright spooky."
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"Come on. Just give me the key, Dean."
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"I really don't have the key, I swear."
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"I guess Brock might."
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"Who's Brock?"
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"My dad's bodyguard."
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