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Clips from American Dad! - Independent Movie (S09E09)

"That can only mean one thing."
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"Schmuely."
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"Uncle Ira?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"How shall I put this?"
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"You're a child,"
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"and you're gonna remember this for the rest of your life,"
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"so I want to make sure I say this right."
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"Your dad is dead!"
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"He's dead!"
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"Man, that Hideki does it right."
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"What a perfect party."
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"Don't you hate it when you're at a party"
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"and you have to wait, like, forever for a piece of cake?"
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"Yeah, but they have to cut the cake somehow."
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"You mean, what if they got enough cakes"
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"to give each and every person their own entire cake?"
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"At the same time?"
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"Like some sort of..."
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"Gridded wire blade system"
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"that could quickly and conveniently..."
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"Dice the cake into appropriately-sized pieces"
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"with one simple cut?"
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"Yes! It could even be dishwasher-safe,"
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"and the wire blades could..."
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"Roll into the handles"
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"so it would fit in a kitchen drawer for... Easy..."
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"We could call it "Piece of Cake""
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"What was that?"
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"I think that was... my gut."
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"Oh, my God, this is just like Hideki!"
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"If we listen to it, we'll get rich!"
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"Do you really think it could work?"
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"I think someone does."
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"They need to be together."
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"What's that?"
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"Oh, my God, we're really doing this!"
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"And the best part is we'll be..."
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"equal partners."
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"With only a verbal contract based on trust."
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"What more is necessary among friends?"
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"Snot?"
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"Wh-What are you doing here?"
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"Why aren't you at your dad's funeral?"
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"You're not going to your own dad's funeral?"
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"It's all the way in Stockton."
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"And my mom isn't going."
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"And besides, I didn't even know him."
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"At best, we were... "friendsly.""
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"Now, come on, we're gonna be late for the Lego competition."
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"Snot, if you don't go to your dad's funeral,"
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"you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life."
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"Like when I cut off my rat tail."
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"Steve, this is not a big deal to me."
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"I really don't care."
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"Opie!"
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"A half tank, but it's a big tank."
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"Snot, come on."
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"You know what you would do right now"
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"if this were one of your indie movies."
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"You'd drop everything you were doing,"
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"hop in this car and take a cross-country trip"
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"to your estranged father's funeral."
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"And you know where your best friends"
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"in the whole world are gonna be?"
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"I care about you way too much"
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"to let you miss something this big."
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"Fine, but I'm telling you,"
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"I'm gonna get to that funeral and still not feel anything"
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"about my dad dying."
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"you're gonna be an emotional wreck."
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"We went out in search of a way to say good-bye"
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"to an absent father,"
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"but we found a lot more than that."
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"Not to mention ourselves."
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"And like the open road..."
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"Will you shut up?"
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"You've been narrating for four hours."
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"I can't believe your dad is dead."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"My dad was never there for me when he was alive,"
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"so it doesn't feel like anything's changed."
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"I used to get all excited when he was around"
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"'cause he'd give me Cheetos for breakfast."
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"It wasn't until I got older that I came to understand"
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"that he did that because he didn't care about me at a."
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"I had no idea that while I was swimming"
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"in name-brand snack foods,"
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"I'm gonna need a minute, guys."
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"Look, there's a lonely hitchhiker."
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"Let's pick him up and you can analyze him."
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"Whew, thanks for the ride."
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"It's cool, man."
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"We're on a pretty heavy trip ourselves."
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"Thanks, but I didn't really..."
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"It's been pretty rough on all of us."
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"Barry, pull over."
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"We need to wander around the woods."
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"I don't think I can relate to this journey."
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"The truth is I have a serious meth addiction"
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"and I need to get to an underpass before nightfall."
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"Good luck and Godspeed."
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"That could be your dad right now."
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"Ca-caw!"
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"What the hell is that thing?"
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"It represents your dad."
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"I was thinking you could scream at it or burn it or something."
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"I'm not gonna do that."
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"Snot, you need to process this!"
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"This is a big deal!"
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"And I am not gonna pretend to have"
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"some big theatrical reaction to this"
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"just to make you happy!"
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"You have to feel something!"
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"He was your dad."
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"And now he's gone."
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"Do you really think any of this"
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"Your dad's death is tearing us apart!"
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"We are all alone in the universe."
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"We are born alone and we die alone."
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